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    SMDH Look at this bullshit! After 25 years, he traded Piggy in for this THOT! Homewrecker.
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    LMFAO! I like Miss Piggy way better!

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    This one is exotic looking.

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    My theory is she's Asian but maybe Russian? IDK
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    He is kind of perverted.


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    Quote Originally Posted by eagle2 View Post
    He is kind of perverted.

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    So now Im not going to be able to use my joke anymore?
    Ya know the one..."What's green and smells like Miss Piggy?"
    Kermit the frog's middle finger.

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    Ehhh … I gotta say, I nvr did care much for Miss Piggy. I always found her so nauseatingly self-absorbed, & the way she would threaten Kermit … didn't she also smack him around a bit on occasion? Goodness, no. Kermit deserves way better. I'm only sry it took him 25yrs to see the light. I wish him much happiness w/ his new love

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    Kermit has a clear fetish for porking the bacon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aniela View Post
    Ehhh … I gotta say, I nvr did care much for Miss Piggy. I always found her so nauseatingly self-absorbed, & the way she would threaten Kermit … didn't she also smack him around a bit on occasion? Goodness, no. Kermit deserves way better. I'm only sry it took him 25yrs to see the light. I wish him much happiness w/ his new love
    That's true, she could get a bit abusive. Perhaps it was time to find a nicer gal.
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    Well DAMN! Piggy's gettin' her her Freak On!!!

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    Tumblr was mad because she is skinnier then Miss Piggy... Miss Piggy was abusive as fuck. Glad Kermie finally got out of that abusive relationship.





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    I don't even pay attention to this stuff, but I saw a post on Tumblr where they compared Mariah Carey to Miss Piggy and Ariana Grande to this new girl. I laughed.

    dude: humilate me bb

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