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    I think this would be a fun thread, because cheap ass guys just love strippers.
    One time I was sitting with a customer and a waitress came up and asked "would you like to buy the pretty lady a drink" and he flat out said no! Lol thanks guy.
    One customer kept going on about how "money isn't a problem" if I'll be his girl, so I said "well you talk big game. Let's go do some dances" and this fool had $3 on him!!!
    And last one I'll say right now was after a dance I told him how much he owed and I threw in a cute little "and a tip Is always appreciated" so he said "how much?" I say "however much you think I'm worth sweetie" you know what this gentleman gave me? $1!!!!!!!! I was like "wow you know how to make a lady feel good about herself" and he just walked off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trena View Post
    I think this would be a fun thread, because cheap ass guys just love strippers.
    One time I was sitting with a customer and a waitress came up and asked "would you like to buy the pretty lady a drink" and he flat out said no! Lol thanks guy.
    One customer kept going on about how "money isn't a problem" if I'll be his girl, so I said "well you talk big game. Let's go do some dances" and this fool had $3 on him!!!
    And last one I'll say right now was after a dance I told him how much he owed and I threw in a cute little "and a tip Is always appreciated" so he said "how much?" I say "however much you think I'm worth sweetie" you know what this gentleman gave me? $1!!!!!!!! I was like "wow you know how to make a lady feel good about herself" and he just walked off.
    Ok your turn for story time!
    welcome to only one of the many aspects of the industry honey..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalRoses View Post
    welcome to only one of the many aspects of the industry honey..
    Lol i just don't understand why you would go to a strip club with beautiful women and act like that??

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    Lol I was thinking of this last night! A man came in and I saw him approached by many girls but he sat there by him self I thought ild give it a go I went up to him and asked and he said ' Im not into that' I wanted to say 'No your too tight for that, you want to come here drink your tap water and watch girls dance'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trena View Post
    Lol i just don't understand why you would go to a strip club with beautiful women and act like that??
    Because anywhere alse beautiful women would ignore them. -_-
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    ^ and after word gets around the club the beautiful women ignore him there too...
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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Trena View Post
    I think this would be a fun thread, because cheap ass guys just love strippers.
    One time I was sitting with a customer and a waitress came up and asked "would you like to buy the pretty lady a drink" and he flat out said no! Lol thanks guy.
    One customer kept going on about how "money isn't a problem" if I'll be his girl, so I said "well you talk big game. Let's go do some dances" and this fool had $3 on him!!!
    And last one I'll say right now was after a dance I told him how much he owed and I threw in a cute little "and a tip Is always appreciated" so he said "how much?" I say "however much you think I'm worth sweetie" you know what this gentleman gave me? $1!!!!!!!! I was like "wow you know how to make a lady feel good about herself" and he just walked off.
    Ok your turn for story time!
    Oh my goodness! I try to spend as little time as possible with dudes like that. I mean I get not everyone is rolling in dough and I am thankful when guys spend what they can with me but I refuse to listen to or spend any long periods of time broke minded people cause you are who you associate with. Plus hustling is a numbers game. Eventually you land up with the whales so focus on them more than the broke dudes.
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    Ugh I hate guys like this. I had a really cheap guy the other night. It was super slow and we had way too many girls so I went up to this guy that was by himself at the bar. I talked to him a couple of minutes and he wanted to talk my ears off with 100 questions, like I couldn't even answer a question without him asking me another question. This went on for a couple of minutes so I said screw this, I'm getting a dance. He was being really difficult so I was trying my hardest to hustle him into it, then he blurts out the dreaded "you're a good sales woman" line and I knew he wasn't going to spend. He then said he might take me to the back for a dance later on but for now he wanted to hound me with questions, *eye roll* lol. I said fine, if you want to hound me with questions then I need to be tipped for my time here talking to you. I held out my hand and he handed me a dollar, I said that's it? He then took out like 4 more dollars and gave them to me and thought that was enough. I figured that was compensation for the time I had already spent on him, thanked him for the tip and walked away to go to the smoking lounge for a cigarette, lol I didn't go back to him when I came back inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiraMichele View Post
    Ugh I hate guys like this. I had a really cheap guy the other night. It was super slow and we had way too many girls so I went up to this guy that was by himself at the bar. I talked to him a couple of minutes and he wanted to talk my ears off with 100 questions, like I couldn't even answer a question without him asking me another question. This went on for a couple of minutes so I said screw this, I'm getting a dance. He was being really difficult so I was trying my hardest to hustle him into it, then he blurts out the dreaded "you're a good sales woman" line and I knew he wasn't going to spend. He then said he might take me to the back for a dance later on but for now he wanted to hound me with questions, *eye roll* lol. I said fine, if you want to hound me with questions then I need to be tipped for my time here talking to you. I held out my hand and he handed me a dollar, I said that's it? He then took out like 4 more dollars and gave them to me and thought that was enough. I figured that was compensation for the time I had already spent on him, thanked him for the tip and walked away to go to the smoking lounge for a cigarette, lol I didn't go back to him when I came back inside.
    I hate when guys try to "see through" my hustling. I get a lot of guys that accuse me of just wanting their money when I try to get into a conversation. Like no shit. Or they laugh and point out my tactics as I start directing the convo to going back for some dances

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiraMichele View Post
    Ugh I hate guys like this. I had a really cheap guy the other night. It was super slow and we had way too many girls so I went up to this guy that was by himself at the bar. I talked to him a couple of minutes and he wanted to talk my ears off with 100 questions, like I couldn't even answer a question without him asking me another question. This went on for a couple of minutes so I said screw this, I'm getting a dance. He was being really difficult so I was trying my hardest to hustle him into it, then he blurts out the dreaded "you're a good sales woman" line and I knew he wasn't going to spend. He then said he might take me to the back for a dance later on but for now he wanted to hound me with questions, *eye roll* lol. I said fine, if you want to hound me with questions then I need to be tipped for my time here talking to you. I held out my hand and he handed me a dollar, I said that's it? He then took out like 4 more dollars and gave them to me and thought that was enough. I figured that was compensation for the time I had already spent on him, thanked him for the tip and walked away to go to the smoking lounge for a cigarette, lol I didn't go back to him when I came back inside.
    I hate when guys try to "see through" my hustling. I get a lot of guys that accuse me of just wanting their money when I try to get into a conversation. Like no shit. Or they laugh and point out my tactics as I start directing the convo to going back for some dances

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trena View Post
    I hate when guys try to "see through" my hustling. I get a lot of guys that accuse me of just wanting their money when I try to get into a conversation. Like no shit. Or they laugh and point out my tactics as I start directing the convo to going back for some dances
    It sounds like there is a big flashing light above your head that says "Noob". Are you maybe not projecting enough confidence?
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    I know right.

    I don't give 2 sh*ts if they see through the hustle. Hell I see through the cheapness, fakeness, phoniness, bitcha$$ness, and more .... Man you need to get gully with these characters. Seriously I would not even listen to that bulls*t if I was you.

    Walk away, walk away, walk away.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    It sounds like there is a big flashing light above your head that says "Noob". Are you maybe not projecting enough confidence?
    There probably is!!! ����

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    I know right.

    I don't give 2 sh*ts if they see through the hustle. Hell I see through the cheapness, fakeness, phoniness, bitcha$$ness, and more .... Man you need to get gully with these characters. Seriously I would not even listen to that bulls*t if I was you.

    Walk away, walk away, walk away.....
    One of the best parts of this job is you are under zero obligation to be nice to anybody. If somebody is being a dick to you, you can emotionally annihilate them and then skip away to customers with money.

    If I get a jerk being all like "you just want my money!" depending on how rude they've been I'll respond with something like "sweetie, look at me. Do you honestly think you'd get even 10 seconds of my time for free?" Once in a while i've even gotten dances from it.

    I firmly believe we train customers. Nobody can waste your time if you don't let them. You're in charge in the club, in all situations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trena View Post
    I hate when guys try to "see through" my hustling. I get a lot of guys that accuse me of just wanting their money when I try to get into a conversation. Like no shit. Or they laugh and point out my tactics as I start directing the convo to going back for some dances
    Psh I don't care what they say. I let them know I'm greedy. "You're just trying to get my money" I say "So? You love it and you know you want to get me naked." "You're a good salesman" "I know! But I'm better at getting naked." I got dances with a guy who said that shit to me last night and made him tip me too. Flirty+Cocky=$$

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    Customer: "You want a drink? I'll buy you one. What do you want?"
    Me: "I'll have Redbull & vodka."
    Customer: "How much is that?"
    Me: "I don't know. Maybe like $12."
    Customer: "....Maybe you want something else instead. What about juice?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamsInDigital View Post
    Customer: "You want a drink? I'll buy you one. What do you want?"
    Me: "I'll have Redbull & vodka."
    Customer: "How much is that?"
    Me: "I don't know. Maybe like $12."
    Customer: "....Maybe you want something else instead. What about juice?"

    Have a nice night guy *throws peace sign

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    Well I have one regular in his 50's, who lives with his parents and has some mental issues. He occasionally buys me necklaces but because of his mental issues always forgets to take the price tags off. They are all $1.99. I just pretend not to notice because he does occasionally get a dance or two.

    There was another guy I was sitting with and talking with on $2 beer night and he asked if I would get him a beer. I told him I wasn't a waitress, but since I was trying to be friendly and get off on the right foot with him I told him if he gave me the money I would go up to the bar and get him his beer. He hands me 2 bucks and tells me to get him a corona. I asked if he could give me a little bit more so I could tip the bartender not wanting to go up and be rude. He replied "nah she doesn't need a tip." I handed him his 2 bucks back and told him to get it himself.

    Also I've had multiple indian guys offer me a whole extra 10 bucks to suck their dick during a lap dance, always makes me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamsInDigital View Post
    Customer: "You want a drink? I'll buy you one. What do you want?"
    Me: "I'll have Redbull & vodka."
    Customer: "How much is that?"
    Me: "I don't know. Maybe like $12."
    Customer: "....Maybe you want something else instead. What about juice?"

    "What about a sprite and you pay me the difference?" :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by catlover0106 View Post
    Well I have one regular in his 50's, who lives with his parents and has some mental issues. He occasionally buys me necklaces but because of his mental issues always forgets to take the price tags off. They are all $1.99. I just pretend not to notice because he does occasionally get a dance or two.

    There was another guy I was sitting with and talking with on $2 beer night and he asked if I would get him a beer. I told him I wasn't a waitress, but since I was trying to be friendly and get off on the right foot with him I told him if he gave me the money I would go up to the bar and get him his beer. He hands me 2 bucks and tells me to get him a corona. I asked if he could give me a little bit more so I could tip the bartender not wanting to go up and be rude. He replied "nah she doesn't need a tip." I handed him his 2 bucks back and told him to get it himself.

    Also I've had multiple indian guys offer me a whole extra 10 bucks to suck their dick during a lap dance, always makes me laugh.
    Lol why is it always the Indian guys at every strip club?? What about their culture makes them so handsy and perverted??

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    "Sexo por $20?"
    "No sexo en el VIP!"
    (5 dances and 4 Patron shots later)
    "Sexo?"
    "No sexo papi!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trena View Post
    Lol why is it always the Indian guys at every strip club?? What about their culture makes them so handsy and perverted??
    they are not brought up to respect women there and a lot of them are virgins due to their religion..they're supposed to stay virgins until they're in an arranged marriage...so you're basically dealing with grown men who have the sexual experiences and mindsets of 13 year old boys. I have found that a lot of them are terrified of vaginas so if they get grabby i stand up naked and put it in front of their face. love watching them freeze up haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by wednesday86 View Post
    they are not brought up to respect women there and a lot of them are virgins due to their religion..they're supposed to stay virgins until they're in an arranged marriage...so you're basically dealing with grown men who have the sexual experiences and mindsets of 13 year old boys. I have found that a lot of them are terrified of vaginas so if they get grabby i stand up naked and put it in front of their face. love watching them freeze up haha
    I felt bad because one time I got a respectful Indian custie and I almost killed him with my funbags! I was suffocating him when he started gasping. I thought he was joking around until he pointed to his inhaler. Whoops!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wednesday86 View Post
    they are not brought up to respect women there and a lot of them are virgins due to their religion..they're supposed to stay virgins until they're in an arranged marriage...so you're basically dealing with grown men who have the sexual experiences and mindsets of 13 year old boys. I have found that a lot of them are terrified of vaginas so if they get grabby i stand up naked and put it in front of their face. love watching them freeze up haha
    Wow! I knew that they weren't brought up to respect women, but the virgin thing is new to me! It does explain why they kind of get a little crazy during a lap dance though! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    i know right.

    I don't give 2 sh*ts if they see through the hustle. Hell i see through the cheapness, fakeness, phoniness, bitcha$$ness, and more .... Man you need to get gully with these characters. Seriously i would not even listen to that bulls*t if i was you.

    Walk away, walk away, walk away.....
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