I hope I'm not the only one who regularly has some seriously pathetic reasons to not be on cam right the frick now, so behold: the 'totally legit' reasons I am not on cam RIGHT NOW thread.
I'd totally be on cam right now, BUT I can't find the one exact black thong I want to wear and the other eight black ones don't match quite right.
I'd totally be on cam right now, BUT I have got to see how this one last episode of Doctor Who ends.
I'd totally be on cam (still) right now, BUT I got a little too stoned in private with my last customer and now the only thing I can do is post goofy new threads to SW.
Share your excuses with us!
P.S. Credit where it's due: I got the idea for this thread out of the Ladies Only! thread charlie61 started on excuses to not be working at the club tonight.