I'm not on cam because I found some sweet beer mugs at the thrift store today and I just had to test them out. Alone. With pizza.
Need to cam for at least four hours tonight... but I have to wait until I feel less fat.



I'm not on cam because I found some sweet beer mugs at the thrift store today and I just had to test them out. Alone. With pizza.
Need to cam for at least four hours tonight... but I have to wait until I feel less fat.



I am not on cam because I am watching a serie on Netflix, and every hour I say to myself " Ok I am gonna watch only one episode more" ;-)





I stop camming because I was juggling too many different things. However, I will start back camming again with great persona![]()
I would love to be on cam right now but my child won't go.the.fuck.to.sleep.



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7sOA_U3-HOs BEST. BOOK. EVER. I swear I repeat this book in my head at least 5 nights a week. ..All in Samuel's voice!
I would have been on earlier today but my kids came first today.I spent time helping them with homework and making sure i got quality time with them.





I have PMS. It is true but its not why Im not on cam.
This thread reminds me so much of this song!
http://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw




Should totes be on cam right now, but my cat is in the room with me, and I don't want to wake her up.





Because this blanket isnt going to knit itself!



Because I had to clean my room, which led to stripping the beds and washing them (and I don't want to remake them with new sheets when I can just get the clean ones from the dryer in 2 hours!). The laundry led to me putting away my kids' clothing, which led to sorting out the summer stuff and putting them in a bag to go to the local kids' consignment shop where I trade for store credit for new items. This led to me having to pick up the front room/dining room, which led to me having to dig out the fall tablecloth for the dining room table, as well as the Halloween decorations to put up next week. Rooting around for all that stuff in the attic led to me finding some stuff I need for canning apples when we go to the orchard next week...which brought me back to the kitchen to make another cup of coffee and tidying up the breakfast dishes (but not actually doing any of them!) and cleaning off the kitchen counters which led to taking kids' toys back to their bedroom, picking up more as I went through the living room. I got my coffee from the kitchen, turned on the computer and sat down, only to get hit by a cold draft of air through the AC unit still in my window - which I decided I had to take out before I could cam, which led to me getting all hot and sweaty from lugging it up to the attic. In the process, I realized I never hit the start button on the washing machine. Now I need to shower and redo hair and makeup but I have to wait for the washing machine to stop so I don't get blasted with cold water.
TLR version: I started off at 8am just needing to pick up my cam space and now I can't cam because my bed isn't made. Procrastination is a finely tuned skill with me...




Definitely legit:
My ISP 'fixed' my internet so good that its f'ing up worse than last week and they can't come fix it till the morning. I had planned on a long hustle shift of 7 hours tonight and 4 hours tomorrow morning, all that just got tossed out the window. Hard to cam with RTT times of 600-1000. Ugh, I hate technology some days.





I totally would be camming right now but I'm busy looking for gifs to post on StripperWeb.
I totally would be camming right now if I didn't feel like I MAY have to poop.
I would totally be on Cam but I've been on my period for 10 freaking days now! I ordered some sponges but they are too damn small... Ughhhhh!




I have a canker sore in my mouth first time ever and I am being a huge baby and putting orajel on it every 10 minutes so my mouth is completely numb and clearly i cant work with a numb mouth
~Such a simple concept, yet so true: that which we manifest us is before us; we are the creators of our own destiny: Be it through intention or ignorance, our success and our failures have been brought on by none other than ourselves.~
-Garth Stein, The Art of Racing in the Rain


I can't get on cam because our new ten-week-old kitten just climbed into my lap and fell asleep and it would be an absolute crime to move her...
I would totally be on cam right now but:
1. I had my son's Autism eval feedback meeting this morning = total emotional mess.
2. I ate leftover Chinese food from last night and sat down and watched Cruel Intentions.
3. The kids will be home from school soon.
4. I'm reading this.

I had every intention of staying home and camming like mad today, then my new bf that doesn't know encouraged me to travel to his county for a couple of days. So now I'm stuck in a pub reading stripperweb instead of hustling on my bed :/ Going to have to make up for this sunday night and monday and tuesday all day then I'm going to be knackered when I see him again and he will wonder why...
Should I tell him and risk losing him? Kinda at the point where I'd rather have money if he walked anyway. Have to wait until I'm back in the right town NOT getting an expensive train home with my dogs! When he is at work tomorrow might cam from his and pretend to regs I am in a hotel for the night... is that naughty?
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