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    So I saw that thread for "you know your a stripper when.." thought it might be fun to have one of these. I'm still a rookie escort so really don't have the experience in things like many of you but do have one. Be interested in how you change over time since I do plan on to continue to do this.

    I was with one of my fwb and i went over to hang out and do our thing. Really wasn't too much in the mood but he's got perks so I want to keep him around. Not talking about money or anything like that but just a guy that's not worried about getting in a relationship but really can be a good guy to know for many things.

    So I get there to his place and first thing I do is go in the bathroom and start getting ready. Just didn't really miss i beat but the thing is I've never done that before. And he said to me "why are you getting all ready in there I'm not worried about all of that". So basically I just had the mind set to get all ready for an appointment.

    Then the 2nd thing was we were having sex and he finished in like 5 minutes and he says "good to go in another 20". I just blurted out "how much". He's like "huh" then I'm like quick thinking "how much you wanted" in a flirty hard to get way. But I realized that my mind was just in work mode because I was just laying there while getting fucked and just was ready to get it over with.

    So I'm sure I'll have a crossroads of escorting and normal life but only been about a month.

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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    These threads are always fun! I hope more people pitch in.

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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    -The second you check into a hotel room, you start turning on and off all the lights, trying to figure out the best combination for mood lighting. You also scope out the nearest exits that don't go past the front desk. I've caught myself doing this even when I'm not staying somewhere for work reasons.

    -You always have at least 3 different types of condoms in your purse.

    -The second some lame guy starts talking to you, you start a running clock in your head of how much you should've been paid to listen to him.

    -You realize that all of your "hilarious" work stories would not be appreciated by most of your friends, so you're often hit with how weird your perception of a "normal" day is now.

    -You learn how to keep "spontaneously" moving and moaning during cunnilingus, even when you're not actually paying any attention, so it becomes your time to chill out, stare at the ceiling, and think about other things during an appointment. (That's such a bad confession lol)

    -You practice posing in different sex positions in front of the mirror because now you're actually curious what you really look like during.

    -When people talk about their "number," you just laugh internally.

    -You're actually insanely impressed when someone is good in bed, but you don't know how to adequately express how rare that is without sounding like a giant ho-bag and scaring them away lol
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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    -you immediately think to yourself "what's in it for me if I'm not getting paid?..I'm all fucked out for the year" when a civvie makes the moves to hook up.

    -you get lazy as hell in bed with a civvie or even avoid bj's outside of work, since you're not in fear of losing a civvie compared to a potential return client

    -you have a secretary outfit, business casual, sundress, bikini, lingerie, school girl costume, and other costumes always in your closet.

    -you treat clean towels like they are made of gold and make certain there's always clean ones available just in case.

    -that awkward as fuck walk to your room with your clients in tow past hotel staff when you first learn what a key card access hotel is.

    -You have close to 200 condoms, candles, lube, sex toys, lingerie, and other naughty necessities in your "do-not-let-anyone-I-know-go-in-this" suitcase.

    -you check the peek hole every time you open the door for a client to get a 1st glimpse of him before he enters your room.

    -after sex and conversation, time is up so the client leaves, and then you see it....your makeup is smeared all over your face, mascara and eyeliner looking like a raccoon, and hair lookin like a hot mess. You question how long he was staring at this look you are now wearing without telling you!

    -you get uncomfortable when strangers, family, friends, or hotel employees ask you these dreaded questions...because the lies are about to begin!: what do you do for a living? detailed information about your fake job, what have you been up to all day? you didn't text me back for a few hours, what were you doing? what brings you to this part of town and/or state? why can't you hang this weekend?
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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    Or you're a wannabe escort when you

    Post and read the other work section
    Get jealous over escort keeping all their profits and tired of paying house fees
    Have read multiple books on escorts and agencies
    Envy the privacy and freedom escorts don't have to work along with 30+ others coworkers in the same building
    Watch escort documentaries
    Would like to be an escort but question how good you'd be at it
    Would like to open a escort agency but cant find a business partner and not sure I could go it alone.
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”


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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    Or you're a wannabe escort when you

    Post and read the other work section
    Get jealous over escort keeping all their profits and tired of paying house fees
    Have read multiple books on escorts and agencies
    Envy the privacy and freedom escorts don't have to work along with 30+ others coworkers in the same building
    Watch escort documentaries
    Would like to be an escort but question how good you'd be at it
    Would like to open a escort agency but cant find a business partner and not sure I could go it alone.
    Same situation here I would never work for an agency so going independent would be the best but right now is not the best time. I don't have the means or time to invest in a website, photoshoot, posting ads, I barely work lately because of school but am really considering it...! I really want to try it out but don't know if I'll enjoy it to justify spending so much time and money building my business, but I'm unwilling to work for an agency just to try it out.

    Oh and reviews, I'm afraid of getting reviewed online! I know in the escorting world customers will go online and review providers much more than stripclub or bodyrub customers.

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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    ^^ Why wouldn't you work for an agency? I feel like that would be the best way for me to start to learn the ropes but I don't know how to figure out what the reputable agencies are around here. (boston)

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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    I don't work for an agency because I like to keep all my money and I don't trust them to screen. Plus, I can get my own clients. It's not hard to be indy.

    Anyway, you know you're an escort when...

    *You have all different types of lubes and condoms in your purse
    *You could buy stock in the baby wipes company at this point
    *You feel ripped off having "civvie" sex because... Why am I not getting paid wtf?
    *You don't get out of bed for less then X amount of dollars
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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    You wear garter belts and stockings, stay ups and stilettos more than anyone you know. You dress like a female character in a film noir.

    You get really good at lying about what you do, but conversely your bullshit meter is amped up.

    You've watched porn for blow job techniques.

    You've read so much about sex work you consider yourself as having the equivalent of a "master's degree" on the subject. You're also a sexual health expert and occasionally a sexual health educator.

    You get seriously pissed when a civvie makes a grand generalization or judgment on sex work(ers) when they don't know shit but you bite your tongue so as not to give yourself away.

    You make your own hours, set your own rules and choose your own clients (who else gets to do that?)

    You get to have your cake and eat it too: you have time AND money. Also, you have the best job ever.


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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Sunset View Post
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    -You learn how to keep "spontaneously" moving and moaning during cunnilingus, even when you're not actually paying any attention.... (That's such a bad confession lol)
    Most guys want the woman to have enormous fun (I sure do), but women have their preferences. I would hope that guys would love to have guidance down there.

    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Sunset View Post
    ...-You're actually insanely impressed when someone is good in bed, but you don't know how to adequately express how rare that is without sounding like a giant ho-bag and scaring them away lol
    "Wow! That was so unsually WONDERFUL! How did you learn that so well? You had a great teacher. (Genuine Hug and Kiss.) Please come back and see me soon.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    -You fret all day about how you don't feel like working and consider cancelling the ONE appointment for the day, but then as soon as you're done, you sit back and realize how stupidly easy your job is for how much money you just made in an hour.

    -You get songs stuck in your head during blowjobs and, unbeknownst to your guest, you're moving to the rhythm in your head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Sunset View Post
    -You practice posing in different sex positions in front of the mirror because now you're actually curious what you really look like during.
    OMG!!! too funny, I did that just the other day.

    -I also practice hand placement for the the most comfortable way of holding my legs open for long periods of time.

    -When I'm in the car, I turn off the radio and practice talking dirty. I say the most ridiculous things to clients that I would never say in my personal life. Some of the things make me cringe outside of an appointment.

    -I practice how I'm going to move my body during orgasms.
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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    You start buying Stockings, baby wipes, Listerine, hand sanitizer and condoms in bulk because you always seem to be running out and you can change the entire bedding on a bed in about three minutes tops.
    Many of the obstacles you once imagined are not even there.



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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    - You have highly informed, strong opinions about lube (KY blows! And not in the good way!)

    - You can sexily remove all your clothes without breaking eye contact and "randomly" toss them into a neat pile to be retrieved later.

    - All your clients think you have great chemistry together. What they don't know is that you could create chemistry with a blank wall.

    - You always have twenties and lots of free time on weekdays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorgrrl View Post
    - All your clients think you have great chemistry together. What they don't know is that you could create chemistry with a blank wall.
    Lol, I love that one!

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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    Quote Originally Posted by Elektra Luxx View Post
    Lol, I love that one!
    Yeah, and I don't know about you guys, but it creates problems IRL because everyone you meet thinks you are destined to be together, and it's because they don't know that you create chemistry professionally..


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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    Yeah, and I don't know about you guys, but it creates problems IRL because everyone you meet thinks you are destined to be together, and it's because they don't know that you create chemistry professionally..
    You can't just turn it off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bahuba View Post
    You can't just turn it off?
    Speaking only for myself, when I think of "chemistry," it's more just a word for quick rapport-building. Once you know how to very quickly build rapport with a stranger, what are you supposed to do when you meet someone new? Be deliberately awkward so they don't like you? Not ask engaging questions, don't act interested in them, don't find common ground, don't be an interesting, upbeat, fun person to be around?

    Being able to quickly and precisely tap into new people and create chemistry with them isn't necessarily a bad thing. Men in business and sales use this charisma tactic all the time, and I'm sure it leaks into their personal life. Social skills aren't bad. But as attractive females, it, of course, is always translated to others as though we just "naturally" click with them and only them rather than possibly being a professional trait that comes across to everyone, because.... idk? It seems "slimy" and "icky" that we would just know how to talk to people in the same way men do? Most women are awkward bricks or overly passive with people they don't know? All of the above? Idk lol
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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    ^^^^I get it; it's like walking, it becomes innate, so you can ramp it up or down a bit, but you can't cease to be "fascinating". Your prettiness has to be part of it, too, and you can't turn that off.

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    I was literally just going to post a thread asking about chemistry with clients vs chemistry irl. I had so I'll anxiety as a teen, but since working in the sex industry, it just feel so natural to talk and create chemistry wherever possible. To the point where I meet an interesting guy irl, I need to ask myself, "do I really like him? Or do I just like charming him?". I often find that when he does ask me out, and/or after the first few dates, I panic bc the it's not a game to me anymore and the guy really seems to like me. Then I feel like a terrible person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon. View Post
    I often find that when he does ask me out, and/or after the first few dates, I panic bc the it's not a game to me anymore and the guy really seems to like me. Then I feel like a terrible person.
    I have this same issue. "What? You actually want to get to know me for longer than a couple hours? Now I have to be genuine, crap!"
    "You know spies, buncha bitchy little girls."

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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    I thought of another one! Actually, this one happened in real life.

    You Know You're An Escort When.... you can tell someone half a dozen different ways to hide their phone number off the top of your head.

    A civilian friend of mine is doing a bunch of online dating. She was telling me that she's not comfortable giving out her phone number to guys before she has actually met them yet. I said "Well, you could get a Google number, then download the ap onto your phone. Or you could just get a burner cell phone you only use for dating. Or you could only text them with the Google number or through a texting-only web site. Or....."

    She just stared me. I suspect she might think I'm a spy.
    "You know spies, buncha bitchy little girls."

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    -At some point you find yourself increasing the quality/intensity of your dirty talk, moans, and physical reactions so he will cum faster because you're getting really tired

    -If a client deserves to be blacklisted since you can't go to the police, you take it out when writing your blacklist post and feel oddly better after doing so. Fun fact: (Just today, I read a blacklist post on a play no pay scammer where a provider said "he talked about how he was just as attractive as I was but when he showed up, he looked like the old man in the six flags commercial.) hahahaha found that hilarious for some reason.

    -You create a plan for a stealth mission to the maids cart when she's not there in order to grab a large stack of towels so she can't be there to question you. If that didn't work and she only gave you 2 towels, you call up room service and say you had a major spill and need 5 towels asap.

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    Default Re: You know your an escort when...

    ...When you plunk a Monster energy drink and a box of Large condoms on the counter at Walgreens at 9am like, "yep! These are my plans today!"

    ...When you have a mantle full of greeting cards, but it's not your birthday, nor have there been any recent major holidays.

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    You go through the self-checkout at Wal-Mart because you're buying regular condoms and Magnums at the same time and you don't want the cashier to look at you funny.






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