What is the worst date you have ever had?
What is the worst date you have ever had?





I went on a date with this girl, and all she could talk about was about her stupid ex boyfriend.
Dude told me we were going to Buffalo Wild Wings for .25 wing special.
My dumbass went on the date with this broke dude but I told him im ordering off the regular menu.
Never again.
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”





Is this just romantic dates, or platonic outings as well?
Went out w/ a coworker several months ago, expecting to have a quiet, civilised evening w/ a few drinks & pick his brain abt my chances of getting back into the military. He was ex-Navy & the second I brought it up, it became all abt what a super-duper phenomenal badass he was, all the fights & drunken binges he got into, how many rival rates he fked up, etc. That was b4 we even went anywhere. Still at his + roommate's place bc they wanted to 'pre-game' & the roommate's definition of pre-game includes sticky green slightly-legally-frowned-upon substances. He was doing this in the nxt room, just the smell of that shit makes me want to kill sm1.
We all finally go out, & even tho they both knew I drink very little, the roommate was buying me second, third rounds when I wasn't asking for it & wasn't even done w/ my first. I told him to fk off & my coworker got pissy bc that's his best friend. They were both spoiling for a fight w/ another group who allegedly was trying to steal 'our' pool table while we were still playing on it. Cue the 'I was such a badass & won so many fights in my Navy days, them mofos think they the shit but they better not start nothin' broken recordBitch, STFU or gimme my goddamn car keys & let me bounce bc I really don't want to get caught up in your peacocking.
The icing on this shitcake came when they got to talking abt the wondermousness of affordable housing (roommate qualified bc of sm obesity-related 'disability' & Idk why coworker qualified), how easy it was to game the system & have tonnes of $$$ leftover for drugs&whatnot … then roommate looks at me & says 'Thank GAWD for ppl like you that actually pay their taxes!'
Oh god..
I dated this one guy that was pretty terrible! He was Cuban and his Grandmother started blessing the house behind me as I walked. His mother stacked food sky high on my plate and when I couldn't eat all of it threw the plate in the sink so hard it broke the plate. (Plus, she wasted the food..why bitch in the first place? He was a huge mama's boy, so she was pretty protective while her son was 26 years old.) Then when we were outside on the porch chatting his Grandmother said, "Cuban woman give good oral, you need a Cuban chick!" I just gave her this weird look, fucking bat shit crazy! This was during a first date, I ran out of that house and never came back! They shortly later apologized but, I didn't respond. Needless to say, he ended up cheating on me with some girl who went back and forth flirting about...forks and spoons?? I am glade he did cheat, his friends ended up taking my side they have remained great friends! I also realized how dirt ugly he was..-shivers- We all make mistakes though..
Last edited by BambiCutie; 10-19-2015 at 10:37 AM.





In order of occurrence, not severity:
-My birthday.
-Blind date, who was a cross physically between a hippy and a Hasidic Jew
-Cheap as Hell.
-Used a calculator to make sure I didn't spend too much.
-Got drunk off two glasses of wine.
-When I was in the bathroom, I saw his piece of shit car get towed, which was when I snuck out the door and walked home-lived ten blocks away. Not two cities away, like N.P. and got some angry texts. Hilarious.
I never liked to date..
Im that kind of a girl who never wanted even to have a wedding. I dont like to celebrate my bday. Im strange that way.
I had strange dates...
So i met that guy on street, we talked for hours he was boring as oatmeal. But i like to talk so i basicly talked with myself, which is my fav way to interment myself cuz im a camgal.
Next day he called me if i want to go out, so i did. But he looked like a control freak, he thougt that after one date we about to get married..or something. So he went durring the day to the place where i live and asked about me ppl around! I used to live with girls, friends used to visit us. So ppl around gave an honest opinion on the situation, they thought we are sluts)))
So he took me to the restaurant, and i told him i dont want to eat.(but for free even a vinegar is sweet?)But he btw ordered a food of his choice. After he told me that he suspected that i was that kind of a girl- i guess he meant that i was a slut. CUZ my knees were scratched O_o. ( funny enought, that i cleaned a carpet at my parents with a brush while standing on my knees,also im a camgirl and sometimes i do stay on my knees, my skin is gentle too i can cut myself with a paper.)
I had a pocker face durring this "enjoyble dinner". After dinner i say, well i have to go.he answer me " who buys a dinner for a girl after dancing her". Means if he bought for me that non enjoyble dinner i own him couple sticks of sex.
I was like
-Say who?
I told him i will call you back, when i want some sex cuz who does not want to have sex with 2 inch dick?
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I met that guy via friend. So she told me he seems like a good guy. Again boring as oatmeal, but this time he did not let me talk almost. All i can hear him talking about his CAT.but at the end he drops..
-what you think about anal sex on the first date.
- o_O, i was like, loookkk so dark outside i gotta go home. Or mama will bitch on me. Byeeeeeeeee.
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Last edited by MissJu; 10-19-2015 at 11:44 AM.



My worst date was a blind date set up by a colleague from work, who asked "you're looking for a girl to settle down with, right?" OK, I said, let's see where this goes.
On the date, I learned she was older at 37; I was 25. The age difference wasn't a problem for me. There wasn't any chemistry and I couldn't see to get into her, her looks, or her conversation. She didn't see it that way. I remember her saying, "my ideal dinner is microwave popcorn and a glass of wine, LOL. Because I'm lazy!" I like to cook, so that kind of put me off. I remember she said she was staving and she inhaled her dinner that night. I was still thinking about the popcorn comment.
Then she blurted out something like "I so totally think I could have your baby." She wanted me to come along with her the next day to pick out a couch she was buying.
Maybe it was me being shallow, but it felt desperate. She kept trying to get me on another date. I was already dating someone else at that point.



It was my birthday. The guy showed up really really late, like 11, 11:30 PM. We went to a bar and he was shocked when there was a cover charge. The minimum amount for the table was like $80. He acted like that was way too much money. I realized he was going to drive me home after that. I was like oh shit, I didn't even eat anything for dinner, so I told him to swing by the McDonald's drive-through so I can get some chicken nuggets. When we finally ended up back at my place, he asked me if I could spot him some weed for his buddies. By that time I was like fuck no, you're not getting any of my dope for your loser friends since you gave me such a shitty birthday. He left all cranky and ended up texting me the next day saying we didn't see eye to eye about the weed but he wouldn't mind passing by to visit me again. (!!!)
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I remember one time, when I had a return a drunken date back home to a corrupt city councilman father -- the next day. That was a long, long time ago and it wasn't pretty. Thank goodness he wasn't a mob boss. Nothing happened.
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When I first started dancing I went out with a guy who I thought looked hot in the club. Little did I know that the dark lights not only made the dancers look much hotter but the custies as well. I meet up with him and was put off by his actual appearance. He looked much worse in the daylight. But that was the least of my problems with him. He was a fcking weasel and super, super dorky and immature. I'm shocked I didn't catch on to that when I talked to him in the club. The whole time we talked, he didn't listen to a word I said. He just smiled at me like an idiot and was like ''you're so cute!'' after every sentence I finished. and he was telling me how much he loves me already and that he went home and TOLD HIS MOM ABOUT ME! and then he spends an hour talking about himself and how emotionally vulnerable and unstable he is, and how he takes meds for it and sees a shrink. seriously dude? And that he doesn't make a lot of money and lives with his parents so that I shouldn't expect him to spend a lot if we become a couple. But that wasn't even the worst part...then he tells me that he was ''raped'' by a girl in the middle of the night after she gave him a blowjob while he was sleeping. And that's the reason he sees a shrink and takes meds because of how ''traumatized'' he was....I bolted out of there and never contacted him again!



@ECD. Wow. Just wow.





I've had several, not least was this person I met online. She had good pics, in fact they were way better than she was, but that wasn't what did it. She was a school teacher, and for 30 minutes told me stories about how hot she was and how the little boys in her class "said inappropriate things" to her but she said it in a bragging way, like it was an accomplishment. I wanted to wait till she turned her back and leap off the terrace, but it was at the Hudson hotel on 58th and Columbus with the high floor roof deck and I would have fallen to my death. That was 350 well spent.




Right?!!! LMFAO!!! Such a loser! That's how I learned that it's NEVER a good idea to date guys OTC for free/on a romantic/personal level. Since then I've only seen guys OTC on a p4p basis.







I went on a date with a girl from the deep south. About 5 minutes in she says "I think Hitler was misunderstood".
Embarrassingly the guy lied at least 2-3 inches about his height. I was afraid of it based off his pictures but he was good otherwise. Guys...don't lie about stupid shit like that. He didn't get a second date.
"There are different kinds of darkness. There is darkness that frightens, the darkness that soothes, the darkness that is restful. There is the darkness of lovers, and the darkness of assassins. It becomes what the bearer wishes it to be, needs it to be. It is not wholly bad or good."
- The Court of Mist and Fury
Went on a pity-date with this guy I totally wasn't into just because he was a friend of a friend. He was completely incapable of holding a conversation with me. I basically just kept babbling about my own "drunken shenanigan" stories, and the only reason it lasted as long as it did was because the bartender was chatty and funny and engaged with us a lot. I figured it was obvious it didn't go well.
A week later, he invited me out for drinks again, and I agreed out of sheer having-nothing-the-fuck-else-to-do. Right after I got there, he invited me to a group dinner thing later that week, and I agreed. As soon as I said yes, he erupted into this diatribe about how he was so glad cuz his friends were DYING to meet me, they had heard so much about me, they had been asking to meet me to make sure I was "good enough for him," everyone could see how much "better" he was since meeting me, and how he was such a better person since knowing me - launch into a story about his evil evil ex-wife, horrible divorce, and how they never even actually dated and were just the kind of couple that hung out, were eventually like "are we dating? Yeah, I guess," got married, and then had a horribly shitty marriage and dramatic divorce, so I was actually the FIRST woman he's ever even actually asked and taken out on a date - he's been so bad and so bitter and so depressed since his divorce was finalized 2 weeks ago, but he had been praying to the fae (yes, the fae... as in fairies - for fucking real) that he would find someone else, and now I was there, and I was so much better than his ex, and now his life is SO much better with me in it!
After literally a week of knowing me...
We didn't even talk during the week between the awkward-as-fuck first date and this.
I finally recovered, took him on a "time-out" and explained to him that we were not "dating," I was not interested in dating him, and I'm sorry if he had gone to his friends and given them this impression. He said that was fine, then proceeded to send me a super long facebook message when I got home saying that he was "persistent" and "liked to push boundaries" (what the flying fuck?), and then sent me a folder full of song lyrics he had written. Told me they were all personal lyrics that he had never shown anyone before - they were all pretty much super bitter, emo lyrics about his divorce - and basically got "threatening" about how I needed to appreciate him being so trusting of me and sharing this with me and I better never abuse that trust.... when I never fucking asked for it.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
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Both were in high school.
#1) Probably the first date I ever went on... I was 15, the guy was like 17, and he was a colossal douche. My friends went to church with him and they (and their mom) were all "Oh my God he's such a great guy and he has an awesome car". WRONG.
He made a big show of bringing me a rose, and taking me to this expensive restaurant 45 mins away in a rich part of town. Serious overkill for high schoolers. My parents were pretty put-off. The whole time, he just talked about how awesome he was, and how he made so much money selling furniture, being a 'soccer star', yadayada. Oh, and to top it off, the car was a frickin' Miata![]()
We remained casual friends via FB. He insisted on taking me out again like 4 years later when he was in town, and it was super awkward because by that point I knew he was a giant douchenozzle... he seemed to realize halfway through THAT "date" that I wasn't buying what he was selling. He eventually found a nice housewife type to marry and have a kid with.
#2) I REALLY liked this guy, insane chemistry, but we picked a bad double-date pair: his spastic best friend and a girl who hated my guts. My date had to convince me to go at all. They spent the whole movie changing seats or turning around to glare at us, bc they thought we were watching them from the top row, so that was super disrupting. Then we went to dinner. They were hella loud to the point where the whole restaurant was staring at them and just would not stfu. I went to the bathroom and the girl followed me in, to corner me and chat about why we didn't like each other (which was all HER problem, btw). Then the bill came; his best friend (as usual) finagled my date into paying for him and bitchface. Then I saw my guy only give the waiter $5 on a $50 tab. I was like "aw hell no" and tipped $10 of my own money, which embarrassed the shit out of him... sorry but I'm not basically stiffing a waiter who put up with your loud ass friend.
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Actually, I have date from hell story and it is quite horrible.
I was having lunch date with a hottie that I have been seeing. Now, he was a grown man with braces but he was very sweet and cute! He was eating lobster and then his braces started to fall off into the plate. Then some teeth came out as well and I was in shock. He freaked out and ran to the bathroom.We went out for a couple more month but nothing was the same after that date. Plus, I do not date guys with braces anymore.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
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