If someone made a movie or a book about your life, what would the title be?
For myself I'm pretty sure it would be "I Tried To Warn You"
Very curious what other ladies would put on the cover of their book or title their story!!!



If someone made a movie or a book about your life, what would the title be?
For myself I'm pretty sure it would be "I Tried To Warn You"
Very curious what other ladies would put on the cover of their book or title their story!!!
"Women have been leading men on to get rich quick since the beginning of time. The system is older than dirt. Don't be a player hater." - me
Mi Vida Loca; Pretty on The Outside; The Real Me - No Filter, No Chaser; Starting From The Bottom - A Rags To Riches True Story; What My Friends and Family Don't Know Won't Hurt Them; Unravelled
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”



^^ I love it!!!
"Women have been leading men on to get rich quick since the beginning of time. The system is older than dirt. Don't be a player hater." - me





the Agony and the Ecstasy





"Seriously?" or "That Was Probably A Bad Idea: A Life of 'Oh, What The Hell' Moments"
but also possibly
"Why Is All The Gin Gone?"
honorable mention idea
"I Can't Believe I Put Pants On For This"
Sitcom style comedy situations would abound in this movie. Also, swearing and lots of drinking.
Okay, no, let's be serious here for a minute. The actual title would be "Oops!" and it would definitely be an autobiographical book. All the other names are just potential chapter titles.
Last edited by Issabelle; 10-23-2015 at 02:19 AM.
"Well, That Was Unexpected"
And then it would come with a disclaimer that says something like, "This film is NOT based on a true story, it IS a true story. The subject's life is just so ridiculous that the producers didn't need to embellish."![]()



Mine would be anything but normal , definitely not for kids: Either...... A.The Wildflower & All Her Glorious Fuckery or B. She Gave The World Her Ass To Kiss. I'd more than likely roll with B. though.
Yeppp so no Barnes & Noble, or Starbucks, Public Libraries, probably really the only place I'd be able to sell the book is online![]()




"Do I Look Like I'm Kidding?"





"Why Didn't I Take More Chances?"
and
"A Few I Let Get Away"
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.
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