Ever had a partner that was bad in bed?
Ever had a partner that was bad in bed?



yep. and she asked questions like this.
Unfortunately. Waste of my p*ssy more times than I'd like to remember.
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”





Yes. Why are you?![]()
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





Yes. Iknew it would be bad when he started licking above my clit. Gave him the benefit of the doubt. Lasted 2 minutes of him fucking me before I ended up saying this isn't working and kicked him out. I didn't have the patience to teach someone who's inexperienced in bed that day. I just wanted to cum several times before class.
But practice makes perfect. Listen to your partner, learn what they like, ask if whatever feels good. I know this is going to sound lame, but look up sex tips. http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/sex...sex-positions/





yep, first boyfriend was absolutely terrified of pussy. his idea of a good time was me blowing him, and that was it. and since he was my first, for years i thought that was normal .ick
Had this one guy who apparently thought he was a shark and using his teeth like one was a good idea. He did so while kissing too, ended up not working out..was fucking creepy! (didn't go past kissing, thank god!)
Lol! [email protected] i wished i was that trill back then. I would have dudes kicked out for giving me unfulfilling sex just like uncle Phil on fresh prince how he tossed jazz out the house in the opening credits. Toss their ass up in the air as they're being kicked out so they land in the bushes. And I'd plant some thorny rose bushes just for the occasion.
One of my former acquaintances said she was about to get down with this guy and as they're getting into it she realizes he has a 'pencil' dick and she wasn't feeling it so she told him to take his dick out of her p*ssy so she could put her clothes back on and leave.
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”
Several. Most of their errors boil down to 3 things: (in my opinion; everyone is different and likes different things, so keep that in mind).
1. Not enough foreplay. And by foreplay, I'm not acutally talking about fingering/oral here; I consider those sex (as a person who sleeps with many genders my definitions of sex has broadened). By foreplay I mean kissing (mouth, neck, body, thighs, etc), massaging, grabbing, gentle stroking / tickling, teasing, hair pulling, scratching, biting, whatever. take your time with me. I take a long time to warm up, but it'll take you 1/4 the time to make me cum if you spend the time teasing me first.
2. when using your fingers or dick, some guys think that porn is an instruction manual. They pump away as fast as humanly possible for about 30 seconds to a minute, then get tired, and slow down or stop. rinse and repeat. NOOOOOO!!!! It is 100000x times more important that you keep a steady rhythm than to go as fast/hard as possible. Just because your rhythm is slower doesn't mean the sex isn't rough. Rough sex is way more about what you do with your hands & what positions you're in than how fast you are pumping away. If you can't sustain a faster rythym for more than a minute, you're not in shape enough to be trying it in the first place. just keep a steady rhythm, change it up every once in a while, and read her body signs. which brings me to 3
3. not picking up on cues or listening to body language. this is especially important during oral. she will tell you what techniques she likes. If she's pulling away, you're going to hard (almost everyone who was bad at this was going waayyyyy too hard). if she's moving into you, you're too soft. If she's making enjoyment noises, then you switch it up and try a different technique and she stops making noise, go back to the first one. Similarly, try several different things and pay attention to how her breathing changes and differing sounds/moaning she makes. You need to learn as many techniques as you can because every girl likes something different. If the only tool in your tongue tool box is "do the alphabet with your tongue" (never do this!!)... you're losing. Similarly, I personally hate the hard tongue flick thing that guys seem to think we love and every girl i've been with hated it too. Im sure there's people who like this out there, but if thats you're go-to technique, you need to learn more. Use a softer, flatter tongue, try gentle sucking, don't get focused on the whole "tongue fucking" thing (ok in moderation but dont get caught up), and just generally try new things until you find the way she likes it.
Do your future self a favor and work hard now.





Dude if you're going to troll make it a good one. We haven't had any small penis humiliation trolls for a bit.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





Lick the alphabet! That's from a comedy routine by Sam Kinison (RIP) - anybody who that does that IRL should be beaten with a dozen cheap flowers.
way too many times. I just don't ever talk to those guys again. somehow they keep messaging me despite me never responding... you're not getting a second chance with this pussy, give up already.
ALSO! when guys don't clip their nails and finger you... god that is the absolute worst. then when you point it out they're like "huh?". they probably think that it's like porn, girls with fake nails fingering away. NO.



No, they've all been good to great. Then, slowly, I realized it was me, and I was slowly using porn as a guide, whereas I didn't start out that way. As fortune would have it, my wife when she was still my GF gave me most of the tips that buttonpop did. At least for her sake I was fast learner.
Thanks for the concise list buttonpop! :thumbsupl
Last edited by Dominic.2; 10-22-2015 at 02:16 PM.



Thanks audritwo.
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