I posted this on the newbie board, but thought I'd post it here, too, in case this was a better place.

I actually live closer to Sugar Land right now. I only danced for about two weeks 10 years ago when I was in my late teens, and I really remember nothing. I remember I never learned to dance on a pole because I worked in a pole-less club (BabyDolls Dallas). I did okay. I never left with less than $200, and left a few times with over $700, as a no-extras dancer.

Anyway, here are my questions:

What kind of club is best to start in? I'm going to need to work on dancing (I can't even use a pole!), work on my hustle, and tone my body up. I think I'll give good lap dances, my self-confidence is high, I'm not thin skinned, and my conversational skills with men are pretty decent. I'm a natural flirt, and I love to feel sexy, so I feel like that will be something I have going for me. I'm cute. Not the prettiest gal in the world, but I get looks when I get dolled up and go out with my girlfriends, so I think I'll do okay. I'm super short, and pale as fuck (I'm building a fake tan... pale skin doesn't tan well), blue eyes, brown hair, and I'm "skinny fat" at the moment. I still have a good shape, but I'm all doughy and not at all toned. Can anyone in my area recommend a place I might do well at for my first few months?

I don't do well with other women. I can't do drama and gossip. I can't play mind games. It truly stresses me out. I'm afraid that being aloof and just minding my own business will make me enemies by girls thinking I'm stuck up. I'm also afraid trying to make friends will put me in a world of hurt. I'm not devious. I probably won't see the stab in the back coming. Advice?

I'm thinking of getting started soon... hopefully by next week. I have to get all my supplies and then I was going to go check out a few clubs, but I really don't know which ones to check out. Trial and error I suppose.

ANY advice would be nice.