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    Okay I've never seen a pair of blue balls and at one point I believed men would claim they have blue balls to guilt a woman into giving them an orgasm.

    I am wondering do guys really get blue balls, like do their testicles hurt that bad that they must ejaculate sperm or they'll be in serious pain? Or is this just some minor inconvenience? Or is it a way to guilt a woman into helping them relieve their so called pain/blue balls?
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    http://www.thefrisky.com/2011-12-09/...ut-blue-balls/

    ^This is kind of helpful. Apparently it's just "fluid congestion" that causes the "pain" and it's not unbearable, just uncomfortable . Also, it cannot impact on a man's reproductive health either. It would be interesting for some of the Blues to tune in .
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    I can assure you that this is a myth. Number one I am a male and number two this is often talked about among us guys and we all laugh about it. Nothing more than a tactic by low-life's to make a woman feel guilty.

    Do we get horny? Of course. Does it feel good to get off? Of course. What happens if we don't? Well, we're still horny, and that's about all there is to it.

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    Default Re: Are Blue Balls Fact or Fiction?

    Well, it is a partial myth. As far as I know, my balls never actually turned blue. But I had some moments in my late teens and early twenties where I was worked up enough, over a long enough stretch of time, that my balls actually hurt. I'm sure that I was in no imminent danger of permanent damage, but it sucked. It is also usually accompanied by surging arousal hormones, which some guys handle better than others and can take quite some time to dial back down to normal levels when an ejaculation does not occur.

    The last time I had a serious case of blue balls was many years ago in my 20s. Since that time I have avoided prolonged makeout sessions and other situations that might put me in that position, though I came close a couple of times when I was dating again in my early 30s (in each instance I extricated myself from the situation before it went too far).

    But with all of that said, it took prolonged events to get me to that point. Normal and short lived arousal has never been enough to cause me to actually hurt after or for my big head to get too messed up from flooding hormones.

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    I LOVE inflicting some Epididymal Hypertension on my fucktoys! Yes, it really is a medically defined state.

    "The reason this condition is termed “blue balls” is that the scrotum may turn a bluish hue from the accumulation of deoxigenated blood in the testicles. Oxygen rich blood on the surface of the skin creates a red color, while blood with little oxygen appears blue. The longer blood stays in the testes and scrotum without circulating to the heart and lungs the less oxygen it obtains and the more blue the skin appears."

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    We will never know if there is such a thing as blue balls because there has been no man in history who has gone that long without jerking off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    We will never know if there is such a thing as blue balls because there has been no man in history who has gone that long without jerking off.
    This. If a guy is that bad off and he has ten minutes alone in a bathroom, he'll take care of the situation himself.
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    This. If a guy is that bad off and he has ten minutes alone in a bathroom, he'll take care of the situation himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    Okay I've never seen a pair of blue balls and at one point I believed men would claim they have blue balls to guilt a woman into giving them an orgasm.

    I am wondering do guys really get blue balls, like do their testicles hurt that ththat bad ey must ejaculate sperm or they'll be in serious pain?


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    Or is this just some minor inconvenience? Or is it a way to guilt a woman into helping them relieve their so called pain/blue balls?
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    Who cares?


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    ^^^^Lol! Those gifs though....
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    I thought this was definitely a thing.. I mean I've gotten close to getting off and then stopped and theres this weird pain that's not unbearable but it's definitely uncomfortable. I thought this happened in both males and females lol or am I the only one. I guess I could say I get 'blue ovaries' lol

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    ^^I felt that feeling 1 time. Ive had many men tell me they wont get dances, because of blue balls. IS THIS THE REASON THEY ALWAYS ASK FOR SEX AFTER GETTING DANCES??!!

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    The pain is real , but you do not actually turn into a smurf

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    Quote Originally Posted by 22lligm View Post
    I thought this was definitely a thing.. I mean I've gotten close to getting off and then stopped and theres this weird pain that's not unbearable but it's definitely uncomfortable. I thought this happened in both males and females lol or am I the only one. I guess I could say I get 'blue ovaries' lol
    yup, exactly, its just built up pressure and girls can experience it too! i have a few times. its annoying and uncomfy

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    We will never know if there is such a thing as blue balls because there has been no man in history who has gone that long without jerking off.
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    Anecdote:

    One time I had a guy staying at my place, he was a friend and I had no plans to fuck him. But he kept complaining about his blue balls and how his balls hurt blah blah blah. So finally I heard enough and I was like "Fine, I'll take you to someone who can help". So I took the fucker to a brothel, a nice one, with really hot girls. And I got a massage and he had a nice lady to jerk him off in the shower and he did cum twice.

    So then later that night I was expecting him to be polite and watch TV till his early morning flight. Guess what happened? AGAIN he started complaining about how much his balls hurt and he needs to cum and can't I just suck his dick.... well the only way to deal with him was to accidentally-on-purpose knee him HARD in his sack. That slowed him down.

    So I think it might be a real thing, but really its for bitchy-horny-men to guilt trip people into sucking-fucking. And when someone pulls that shit on you its because they think you're weak and can be manipulated. So knee him in his sack HARD and then you'll know what his real 'ouch' face looks like.
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    I thanked the two men who actually answered accurately.

    Yes, its an ache, but minor and it can wear off after an hour or so. If you want to fuck or blow a guy, that's fine and have a lot of fun, but if not he'll get over it soon enough.
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    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    Yes, the cock ring I wore was too tight so my balls started to turn blue and got really warm. Trial and error til I found one that fit that wasn't too tight and helped keep my penis semi erect

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