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Some of their signs are legitly killing me.
Not sure what "Contour Dances" are?




http://bit.ly/1Towy0y
Some of their signs are legitly killing me.
Not sure what "Contour Dances" are?




I like how the word "gentlemen" is in quotation marks.




"Please consider this"............ "she might slap you and will probably call the police." Interesting post, considering I drove I95 by there a few times earlier this year, and didn't notice it. I have noticed a Café Risque in Micanopy FL just off I75. I wonder if the same management is running that place.
Interesting post in that I see inside postings about Workers Comp and Minimum Wage, followed several pics later by an Independent Contractor form that many SWers love/dread.
Not all defunct (or sold) clubs are left standing. Century Nudes (near LAX) was bulldozed ~ 6 years ago to make room for an airport parking facility.
I'm right 96% of the time.I don't sweat
the other 5% .......................
lmao what if contour dances were like contour drawings in the sense that you do them blind.
lol j what if
I hate when clubs have hella notifications everywhere....Like information overload!
Im wondering if that place looked as dilapidated when it was open and running as it does now.
But I like how the club allegedly didn't allow drunks, people high off drugs, and touching
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”





I really like their sign about the cover charge actually. I would love to say that if anybody complained about a $10 cover, sheesh.
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
HEY! I worked here back in 2008, shortly before it was closed. That club was infamously dirty. The "contour" dances were just southern style couch dances, but local law prohibited "lap dances". The club was popular with a particular breed of white trash. I only lasted a few nights.
Figures. Any place with signs that say no touching - just gotta assume theres some secret slick touching and under the table 'extras' going on. As soon as I saw the outside of the place and the sign that said 'truck drivers park here' I already know what caliber people would have been there.
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”
I love the mold growing on the white undies stomped into the ground and the stove that looks yummy, can't choose if I want the finger foods or wings..so classy!![]()
Wow, I'd love to run into an old strip club and explore it!
Soooo creepy!! But pretty awesome photos. Thanks for posting!!
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