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    So, I went to a strip club for the first time ever yesterday. I guess this is what people would say is a high class one. All of the ones working there were in their 20's and in great physical shape. I'm 22 myself.

    Once I sat down a barmaid asked me what I would like to drink and I got a beer for myself. After that I was approached by a tall blonde girl. She came up to my table and started asking me if I wanted to have fun. I just said "yeah" and I followed her to the private room. She put a handkercheif on my pants and started dancing. She then told me "Do you want to take things further?" and I got nervous. She said "I wanna give you a blowjob". I tried to shoot her down nicely. She asked a few more times. Near the end of it she said "Really, you wouldn't my lips on your dick", but I kept refusing. I was really scared I'd get an STD. At another point she took off her panties and started fingering herself. I was really scared. Because she was touching me with her hands. I was frozen the entire time, she was putting her bare boobs on my face and it felt so weird, I was wondering why I even went in there. I went from being hard to going soft and I told her that I'd like to stop and I paid her and left.

    I sat down back at my seat. The barmaid came over, picked up my drink and said "full". I found this gesture rude. It's like they want me to finish my drink quickly so I can buy another drink. Another girl approached my table. She said "You look so sad, smile". I told her I was fine. She said "Do you want a dance?" and I turned her down by saying "sorry, I don't have a lot of money" she ran her fingers through my hair and walked off. But I felt like she did that out of passive aggression.

    There was another girl on stage dancing. She was pretty. But I felt too guilty to even look. So most of the time I would look away out of respect. Anyway after she was done dancing she made her way to my table and started talking to me. She said "Do you want a dance". I told her "I only have 60 bucks left, I don't think I can do it". She said "60 bucks is fine, that's a handjob and a blowjob right there". She told me to come with her. She intially grabbed my hand to lead me there, but I felt that was awkward so I let go. She seemed to even lose her way to the private dance area. She said to me "don't worry, this is my first time too". She said "I don't have any condoms btw". I don't know why she said that. When I got there, I felt like I was at loss of privacy cause there was another guy getting a dance in the booth next to mine. And from what I could hear he was into being dominated so it made things very awkward. So I whispered in her ear that I thought her feet were pretty. So she told me "I'm warning you about the smell, I've been dancing". And I was a little disgusted by the smell, but her feet were still pretty. I massaged them for her and then she started giving me the handjob. I could tell she was new and inexperienced like me because her handjob really hurt me. I tried to nicely tell her to do it gently. But I tried to make it sound like it was more like personal preferance and not make it seem like she didn't know what she was doing. She licked it at one point too but I told her I'd prefer the handjob which turned into a footjob, which was also painful. She then started dancing on my bare dick and I got a little cautious, but I trusted her more than the last girl because she seemed inexperienced. But I still quickly put my thing back in my pants. But I liked her more, because at one point she was sitting on me and we were cheek to cheek and we did this for the rest of the session and I saw our reflection and it was a really special moment for me. I hugged her after the songs were over and she told me to stay out of trouble.

    Some guy came up to me and asked me for blow and I told him I don't do drugs. Later on another girl asked me if I wanted to get blow with her and I refused. Anyway, later another stripper came to my table and started talking to me and I told her i had no money. But she said, can't you use your debit card or credit card. and I kept refusing. She asked if she could sit down at my table and I allowed her. She said "Wouldn't you want to fuck me?" and I thought it was a trick question but I just said "ya, maybe". After a few minutes she left when I made it clear i had nothing.

    Then another barmaid asked me if I wanted to take shots with her and some stripper and I refused. They were both scowling at me so I scowled back and it ended with the barmaid patting me on the head and brushing my hair and walking away. She said "he thinks hes the boss because of his hair".

    Then some guy came up to me and started gesturing eating a girl out as a joke. He was a much older guy, probably 50. He asked me if I smoked and I said "no" but he asked me to come outside with him anyway. I had a bad feeling about this. He told me he had just come out of prison. When I went outside he asked me if I wanted to get in his car, but at this point I was really scared and I was afraid he wanted to do me harm. He said he wanted to drive to the liquor store. He gave me his card and offered me work, but I refused. I told him I didn't like the fact that it was a cash job and he thought I was cowardly for refusing and asked me to give him a call anyway. He then gave me a bunch of reeses peanut butter cups and I took them. But I was too afraid to eat them. Then he started talking to himself in the car. He started talking to some invisible guy in the backseat. And I was getting scared and he said he was talking to the devil. And I started pretending this was normal because i didn't want to offend him. I told him I had to go and I went back into the bar and I assume he drove off.

    I used the ATM and got more money and got another private dance with another girl. I just told her "I like feet", she gave me a dance for a minute and said "okay, i'll just let you do anything with my feet". She asked me if she should take her panties off and I said it was fine and that she should keep them on. So I was massaging and kissing her feet. I did this for a long time and she was surprised I was doing this because she said her feet hurt from being in heels all day. At the end she asked me if I wanted to take down her number and told me to text her soon and verify who I am. But I didn't want to do that. So I hugged her and left and she thanked me.

    I sat back down and the tall blonde that was the first person to give me a lap dance started talking to me again and said. "hey want another dance" and I said "I'm broke" and she said "that's too bad, did anyone blow you" and I told her "no" but she didnt believe me. She said "did you atleast have fun" and I said "ya"

    I left the club.

    Are all strip clubs like this? Is it a waste of money? I spent about 300 on the dances. If a girl offers u a BJ, is it likely that she does it to every customer and is most likely diseased? Is it normal to feel weird at a strip club. I felt like I was unpure for going there and it was a mistake.

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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    LMAO, what club and what city?

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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    That was one heck of a first post

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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    What a wonderful work of fiction.





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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    I'm really more interested in what the "cash job" Mr. Peanut Butter Cup was offering you than the whole BJ angle on this one....

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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    Critical Fanfiction Review:

    2/10 for characters - poor detail and development; motivations appear highly lacking and actions nearly random
    3/10 for creativity - using foot fetish instead of only using the blase extras of blow jobs, hand jobs, and general fucking for variation in story line was excellent, but poorly fleshed out when combined with all of the other elements of your story.
    3/10 for story cohesion - you tried to include too many separate events without sufficient detail, thus making them appear 2-dimensional and exceedingly fictional in nature.
    4/10 for writing style - grammatically correct, but is, in general, stilted and lacking in the sort of flair that makes for a gripping reading.
    1/10 for story believability - this makes excellent fantasy material, however your plethora of bizarre encounters in such a short time is not particularly realistic.
    Overall Rating - 2.6/10

    Conclusion: while we, as dancers and alternative sex workers, do not particularly care for erotic fanfiction about men in strip clubs with foot fetish, you may have a great deal of luck with this over on TUSCL in terms of appreciation and may even make a few sales if you were to publish it on Kindle Unlimited through Amazon. Well done in that respect, but my eyes were sincerely glazed over by the end of the first paragraph. I'm sorry to say, this was not at all to my taste and felt exceptionally bland. I wish you luck in your other literary pursuits, FirstTimer.
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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    Quote Originally Posted by firsttimer View Post
    After a few minutes she left when I made it clear i had nothing.
    This was the only believable part of your story. Better luck next time!


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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    LOL yes all strip clubs are full of hot strippers offering BJs and sex and customers straight out of prison looking for coke and newbies to hire for 'cash jobs'. Wtf.

    Btw what 22 yr old refers to a bartender as a 'barmaid' lol


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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    I can still ban

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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    ^^ That was outstanding, Issabelle.

    Yeah, really...cool story, bro. I say it would have also helped to provide a general location setting, I mean, some cities are known for the parade o' extras. But even over at TUSCL this piece would probably be the target of derision and mockery for being all over the place.

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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    Quote Originally Posted by firsttimer View Post
    So, I went to a strip club for the first time ever yesterday. I guess this is what people would say is a high class one...

    Yep...DEF a High Class one

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 22lligm View Post
    LOL yes all strip clubs are full of hot strippers offering BJs and sex and customers straight out of prison looking for coke and newbies to hire for 'cash jobs'. Wtf.

    Btw what 22 yr old refers to a bartender as a 'barmaid' lol
    That was what did it for me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by firsttimer View Post
    There was another girl on stage dancing. She was pretty. But I felt too guilty to even look. So most of the time I would look away out of respect. Anyway after she was done dancing she made her way to my table and started talking to me. She said "Do you want a dance". I told her "I only have 60 bucks left, I don't think I can do it". She said "60 bucks is fine, that's a handjob and a blowjob right there".
    My favorite part is when he feels too guilty to look at a girl on stage... but then takes her up on an offer to jerk his cock immediately after.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Issabelle View Post
    Critical Fanfiction Review:

    4/10 for writing style - grammatically correct, but is, in general, stilted and lacking in the sort of flair that makes for a gripping reading.
    Good grammar is a refreshingly original approach.

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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    This guy does a lot of "refusing"
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    I almost want this thread stickied. Not because I think this dude is special or deserves the attention, but because the comments were just fantastic and if he ever comes back I'd love to imagine the bright red color on his face from a) anger over not getting a single person to believe his trolling and/or b) sheer humiliation over the thorough trouncing he got. We could amend the title to "How To Beat A Troll Senseless 101: strip club fantasy edition" and make a forum best seller out of it.
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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    A 22 year old walks into a strip club alone and spent $300 on his first visit? Did he have his magical unicorn parked behind the club, too?

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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Good grammar is a refreshingly original approach.
    I have to disagree. The grammar in this is horrible...He breaks up and starts too many sentences with "But" among other things. I'd like to see this posted on literotica so the other members can tear it apart. To the OP I recommend visiting a real strip club rather than just going off what you've seen in movies and Grand Theft Auto V.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wednesday86 View Post
    I have to disagree. The grammar in this is horrible...He breaks up and starts too many sentences with "But" among other things. I'd like to see this posted on literotica so the other members can tear it apart. To the OP I recommend visiting a real strip club rather than just going off what you've seen in movies and Grand Theft Auto V.
    Fair point. I didn't look as closely at it as a truly critical review would require, lol. The sentence fragments are something else! I mean, I've seen much worse get submitted/published, but it's still not going above a 4/10 on my radar. The 4/10 is mostly because it doesn't have glaring spelling errors thrown into one giant text post like some less seasoned spammers and trolls. lo


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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    I don't know if it true or not and I don't think anyone else here aside from the OP does. It could be bullshit, but its not impossible either, I mean its not like most of us haven't seen evidence of extra girls in stripclubs offering sex.

    Last time I went to the stripclub I met and got some dances from a Dancer concidered herself a "clean" Dancer because she wouldn't have sex with customers, then added in the caveat for less then $500. She said alot of other clubs have really dirty dancers. I turned her down, I'd just been to the Massage Parlour having gotten a happy ending.

    And to answer the inevitible question of why go to a stripclub after a massage parlour instead of before, I'll tell you what I told her, you don't go gorcey shopping when your hungry.

    It a piece of advice I learned when I was younger, if you go gorcey shopping when your hungry your more likely to overspend and impulse, buy and make unwise, less healthy purcases, the same principle applied to the stripclub, only lust instead of hunger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    My favorite part is when he feels too guilty to look at a girl on stage... but then takes her up on an offer to jerk his cock immediately after.

    “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omegaphallic View Post
    I don't know if it true or not and I don't think anyone else here aside from the OP does. It could be bullshit, but its not impossible either, I mean its not like most of us haven't seen evidence of extra girls in stripclubs offering sex.
    It's not the extras that betray his story. It's the little details that don't add up, or for me, suggest the author is probably far older than 22 or at least not a millennial.


    + What millennial calls someone a "barmaid ?"
    + Where's the use of the word hella?
    + A young guy wouldn't "refuse" to buy shots, a young guy would "be confused" why everyone (dancers, waitress, etc.) want him to bankroll everyone else's drinking. Since at the SC, custy pays for everything, and at a civilian bar, the house "eats" the drinks the staff consumes (IME).
    + Why didn't he "refuse" the $20 ATM fee, or at least get worked up about it? Not even a passing mention. People complain about $3 fees let alone the a $20 one.
    + Also the girls kept leaving after "he had nothing [money]" when normally the dancers use the kinder term "boring." Not one mention of being "boring" or him being confused why the dancers all say that.
    + He "refuses" a cash job, when, what, people under 25 years old have like a 25% unemployment rate? A lot of these guys are working evening jobs (waiter, hotel, pizza delivery), even ones recently out of college with supposed good paying jobs, since the "good jobs" for many grads, still don't pay the $$ a baby boomer would get.


    **I would expect a millennial to write…**
    + STI rather than STD. (debatable).
    + Thong rather than panties (unless devout religious weirdo)
    + more modern street slang for cocaine instead of "blow."



    And like Selina said, the fella did an awful lot of "refusing." A young person would use more slang synonyms for that.

    Plus IMO the whole piece had an undercurrent of misogyny. Usually it's the older guys that have that (unless dear ole Dad was a P.o.S. and passed it his contempt for women to his D.S.). Again, IMO.

    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    My favorite part is when he feels too guilty to look at a girl on stage... but then takes her up on an offer to jerk his cock immediately after.
    ^^^Like that. OP has got issues.

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    ^^^^ OMG I almost peed laughing at your post. Literally.
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    Default Re: Went to a strip club for the first time. I kept refusing her offer of a BJ

    Dear Penthouse Forum...


    I'm a really shitty liar.

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    Also, I didn't catch it until the 3rd time but "all of the ones working there". WTF?!? That's how you refer to women? "Ones."
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