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    This dudes response to what he'd do if he won the Powerball lottery

    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    Ugh.^ I don't even wanna see..there's some story about a guy that won, supposedly gold covered his balls & died


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    Lol!!! I know you're probably not in the mood for that kind of humor but its kinda funny cause the dude acts normal the whole way through then makes that crazy comment and seeing the reporter react gives me a chuckle.

    Hoodrats act crazy on live TV - its like their free easy access 15 min of fame.

    And who would cover their balls in gold? I wonder if he shaved them first.

    But yeah its sad though there is a documentary about winners curse and how majority of lottery winners die or end up broke shortly after winning their money.
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    Hahaha
    At least he's honest!

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    Falling into wealth quickly can be a big problem. Any small defects in your personality will be amplified. If you like hookers and coke, you can easily kill yourself. The same if you like drinking or are too generous. There are so many stories of ex-lottery winners (or basketball/football/singers) losing everything or worse.

    All that said, doing one crazy thing isn't that bad.

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    Better answer than most of the crap rationalizations people come up with. A man with a dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoRegrets View Post
    There are so many stories of ex-lottery winners (or basketball/football/singers) losing everything or worse.
    Yes, they rush out and buy a mansion, a yacht, a jet, and exotic sportscars without realizing how much it costs to maintain those things. So they end up deeply in debt.

    I would buy a modest home in a nice neighborhood, a sensible car, and a new laptop.

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    ^^^^exactly! And from what I understand most lottery winners chose the lump sum which they take out more fees than if you choose the annuity payments.

    If I was a lottery winner I'd take the annuity payments, hire reputable financial advisors, ditch all my nagging hating family and friends, move to a carribean island, buy a nice house and new car, invest, and get the best gigalos and weed money can buy (lol kidding)
    Last edited by miss.a.p1600; 01-12-2016 at 11:19 PM.
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    Haha! How awkward for that reporter.

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    What I did was pay off my parents house. They took out a second mortgage to help pay for my college. Best money I ever spent.

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    Ha I know that guy.
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    If he likes old thick hookers I can help him part with that money

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    ^^^^exactly! And from what I understand most lottery winners chose the lump sum which they take out more fees than if you choose the annuity payments.

    If I was a lottery winner I'd take the annuity payments, hire reputable financial advisors, ditch all my nagging hating family and friends, move to a carribean island, buy a nice house and new car, invest, and get the best gigalos and weed money can buy (lol kidding)
    Funny about the annuity, you don't even get the interest, plus money now is worth more than money later. I still have the nagging feeling that if you took the annuity you might be able to beat the tax man somehow.

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    Who was the comedian, in answer to 'what did you do with the money?'

    Half of it I spent on booze and cheap hookers, the rest I just wasted

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    My husband and I already decided that if we ever do we win we are gonna give a million to each member of our family (siblings and parents) just to see who looses it all first. We are terrible people.





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    The scale of this jackpot is so ridiculous. the annuity is 50 million a year for 30 years. Most people cannot imagine how to spend 50 million, no less do it 30 times in a row

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    Deep in the maze of internet blurbs was some advice from Mark Cuban to the winner of the big powerball jackpot. His first item of advice was to hire a good tax attorney. Further along, I recall 2 other items. To paraphrase Mr. Cuban: "If you're not happy the day before you win, money isn't going to make you happy."
    "If you have a happy life the day before you win, you'll have a lot happier life after you win."
    I'm right 96% of the time. I don't sweat the other 5% .......................

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    LOL! What a classy guy!

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    I think they also face a problem that people are after their money. They get paranoid, problems multiplies.
    I dont play lottery and i dont expect win lottery and fix all my problems thats childish. i dont like to get disappointed, so I do's provocate it
    But if i would ever win sooo much money, i would give a big chunk of it to clean Pacific ocean out of plastic or at least part of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldster View Post
    The scale of this jackpot is so ridiculous. the annuity is 50 million a year for 30 years. Most people cannot imagine how to spend 50 million, no less do it 30 times in a row
    Wow. I would faint. Fuck

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    Lottery winners have the common human failing of attributing good luck to themselves and bad luck to, well, bad luck, or God, or other people, or anything BUT themselves.

    So suddenly they imagine they are geniuses who were always destined for greatness. Like one winner said, "everything I touch turns to gold". No, dummy, you won one thing because of luck. People who inherit lots of money seem to struggle with this as well. Then they lose all their money because, in reality, they aren't smart, or savvy, they just got lucky one time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bahuba View Post
    Lottery winners have the common human failing of attributing good luck to themselves and bad luck to, well, bad luck, or God, or other people, or anything BUT themselves.

    So suddenly they imagine they are geniuses who were always destined for greatness. Like one winner said, "everything I touch turns to gold". No, dummy, you won one thing because of luck. People who inherit lots of money seem to struggle with this as well. Then they lose all their money because, in reality, they aren't smart, or savvy, they just got lucky one time.

    This also happens to business owners that become wealthy. Just because you're good at running one type of company doesn't always mean you're good at starting a very different business or even investing.

    BTW, anyone win anything in the PowerBall?

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    This man..is just brilliant with his honesty. He has that (I don't give a fuck face) "Okay, thats not good.." Bullshit bitch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoRegrets View Post
    This also happens to business owners that become wealthy. Just because you're good at running one type of company doesn't always mean you're good at starting a very different business or even investing.

    BTW, anyone win anything in the PowerBall?
    I won $4. Trying to decide if I'm going to invest it or spend it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by penny25 View Post
    I won $4. Trying to decide if I'm going to invest it or spend it all.
    Take a dollar and splurge on whatever you want. Then, find a trustworthy financial advisor to help you decide how to make the most out of the remaining three.

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