
Originally Posted by
kaninchen
In my experience, men who have always been upper middle class tend to have a bias towards strippers along the lines of us all being uneducated, dumb, and from a poor upbringing. If you want to impress them and show that you're "worthy of their money" (gaaagggg), you should make them think that you're an affluent fancy-pants like them. To their gross classist logic, strip clubs are places for girls who can't get a vanilla job, so if you can present yourself as a cool sexy Cinderella who could get a real job but doesn't want to for the moment, they'll see you as a diamond in the rough and spend lots of $$$$ on your special self.
I usually start out hinting that I'm Just Like Them™ by telling them that I grew up in [local affluent city], mentioning that I went to school, and talking about my refined lady hobbies like gardening, reading books, visiting museums, and practicing my French. It's immensely helpful to be able to discuss history, politics, literature, movies that white dudes like, and the nuances of his job whether he's a doctor, lawyer, engineer or whatever. Just be sure to never discuss it at length -- subtle hints are enough because you do NOT want to bore him by talking shop -- and never ever stop being a sexy stripper goddess.
The great thing about this hustle is that literally anyone can do it, regardless of your actual upbringing. Wikipedia is your #1 tool for developing enough background knowledge on any subject, but it's a good idea to have at least one thing you can discuss in depth if necessary. Read Forbes. Read Excellence (the Porsche magazine). Read National Geographic and pretend you've been to Tahiti. Cite a Supreme Court case. Listen to NPR. Think of yourself as Kate Middleton. Date engineers in your personal life so you know what makes them tick. Above all, act like none of it's a big deal.
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