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    Lightbulb Crazy things going on in stripper land

    I love hearing and reading about the typical crazy things that happens to us. Like I totally loved the Zola stripper story but I wanted to make a thread for us to share our crazy stories and what not So ladies what are some of your craziest or stories or just stripperey things going on that are funny/amusing

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    I'm this crazy stripper who goes to work, pays her bills, lives a quiet life with my husband, and doesn't cause any trouble.

    Insane, right?


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    Worst crazy story.... Someone got shot to death at my club. Terrible experience. I feel worse about all of it now than I did back then. Best crazy story- I got run off from a shitty club for meeting my first sugar daddy there. But in the long run it was worth it. He helped me out a lot. Turns out I was better off never going back to that club anyways

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnuffleUffleGrass View Post
    Worst crazy story.... Someone got shot to death at my club. Terrible experience. I feel worse about all of it now than I did back then. Best crazy story- I got run off from a shitty club for meeting my first sugar daddy there. But in the long run it was worth it. He helped me out a lot. Turns out I was better off never going back to that club anyways
    I'm so sorry to hear about that! That is so terrible (the shooting). Hope no one else was hurt...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tourdefranzia View Post
    I'm this crazy stripper who goes to work, pays her bills, lives a quiet life with my husband, and doesn't cause any trouble.

    Insane, right?
    I wish all dancers were like you! then it would be easier to go to work lol

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    ugh.. i saw ridiculous crap pretty much every night when i lived in vegas.. which is why i left. people throwing up on the floor/themselves, guys trying to piss in the plant in the VIP room, fights in the locker room, coming back to VIP after using the bathroom and finding the couple I was dancing for half naked and having sex right there on the couch (actually they weren't a couple, she said it was her boss.. i hope she got a raise?), a stripper smashing a bottle over another strippers head on stage, a female customer rolling on E who took her top off and ran through the club while the bouncer chased her and then tried to kiss him when he apprehended her. I could seriously go on forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Girl Anachronism View Post
    ugh.. i saw ridiculous crap pretty much every night when i lived in vegas.. which is why i left. people throwing up on the floor/themselves, guys trying to piss in the plant in the VIP room, fights in the locker room, coming back to VIP after using the bathroom and finding the couple I was dancing for half naked and having sex right there on the couch (actually they weren't a couple, she said it was her boss.. i hope she got a raise?), a stripper smashing a bottle over another strippers head on stage, a female customer rolling on E who took her top off and ran through the club while the bouncer chased her and then tried to kiss him when he apprehended her. I could seriously go on forever.
    Gah....remind me to chose a Vegas club very carefully. Yikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Girl Anachronism View Post
    ugh.. i saw ridiculous crap pretty much every night when i lived in vegas.. which is why i left. people throwing up on the floor/themselves, guys trying to piss in the plant in the VIP room, fights in the locker room, coming back to VIP after using the bathroom and finding the couple I was dancing for half naked and having sex right there on the couch (actually they weren't a couple, she said it was her boss.. i hope she got a raise?), a stripper smashing a bottle over another strippers head on stage, a female customer rolling on E who took her top off and ran through the club while the bouncer chased her and then tried to kiss him when he apprehended her. I could seriously go on forever.

    Thanks Girl Anachronism I just feel like with everything we have to deal with why not have a post to just laugh about it ya know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Girl Anachronism View Post
    ugh.. i saw ridiculous crap pretty much every night when i lived in vegas.. which is why i left. people throwing up on the floor/themselves, guys trying to piss in the plant in the VIP room, fights in the locker room, coming back to VIP after using the bathroom and finding the couple I was dancing for half naked and having sex right there on the couch (actually they weren't a couple, she said it was her boss.. i hope she got a raise?), a stripper smashing a bottle over another strippers head on stage, a female customer rolling on E who took her top off and ran through the club while the bouncer chased her and then tried to kiss him when he apprehended her. I could seriously go on forever.
    Wut???^ Seriously, please do go on..Wow, just wow


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    Few years ago I was on stage when my club was raided by the police (with cops that think raids must be look like a Steven Segal film). They were looking for victims of human trafficking; they found none, but a few girls that entered into Mexico with tourist visas and were actually working. It was scary, but now in retrospective, it makes me laugh now.

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    Hmm... Which story is the craziest?

    The time I had to take a potentially roofied dancer home, following very strict instructions from her boyfriend, who was involved with a biker gang? She was fine. I ended up meeting him later and he's a good guy.

    The time a guy pulled his dick out in the VIP and then complained to management that I laughed at it?

    The time that I beat the piss out of a guy in the VIP because he was trying to bite me and sold dances when customers found out?

    The time a dancer brought her Pit Bull puppy to work and thought it was ok to put it in her locker while she danced?

    The time two girls got into a weave pulling, face clawing fight over a dollar?

    The time that a dancer blew a vein while trying to shoot heroin and left the bathroom looking like something out of a slasher movie?

    I'm sure there's more...

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    She put the DOG in a locker??? OMG. Just, no.

    & ugh the herion, yipes

    Edit: I'm tryin' to think of some too, nothing really crazy, fights (among custies)..
    2 guys left drunk they crashed the car, 1 was killed..very sad.


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    Yes. Apparently, the puppy was barking and trashing her apartment while she was at work and her neighbor's were complaining. So, she brought the puppy to work, put it in a duffelbag and put it in her locker. It was significantly bigger than my puppy and he couldn't comfortably fit in a locker, so... ::: shakes head:::

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirakonstantin View Post
    Yes. Apparently, the puppy was barking and trashing her apartment while she was at work and her neighbor's were complaining. So, she brought the puppy to work, put it in a duffelbag and put it in her locker. It was significantly bigger than my puppy and he couldn't comfortably fit in a locker, so... ::: shakes head:::
    Oh my fucking god. I'd have freaked the fuck out. Smfh!

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    Wow some of these are absolutely insane. I love being in a small town.
    The craziest thing I've seen was a dancer try to hula hoop on the pole while in a layback.

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    Ok, that girl who put her pet in the locker deserves to get punched. I don't care.

    Stupidity at it's finest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirakonstantin View Post

    The time a guy pulled his dick out in the VIP and then complained to management that I laughed at it?
    ^^^ Amazing.
    The whole world steps aside for the one who knows where she's going.

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    I mean, I [email protected] a club, & saw a girl had her dogin a carrier in the dressing room..I thought. that was nuts /ignorant


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    I've witnessed so many "crazy" things I could probably write a novel. But the funny ones are the best ones.

    I will never forget the days our old manager used to give us free house to however many of us would go up and do the macerena on stage or do a conga line around the building.

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