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    Dizzy Show Me Your Nasty Stripper Bruises, Scrapes, Misfortunes, etc. :-)

    Seriously, just so I don't feel terrible about myself about tripping over three stairs and falling down in front of everybody like a dumbass - you know it's happened to you, this is the thread for it. :-P I broke my shoe!!! And they are so cute and sparkly and now I have to take them to the shoe hospital - maybe they'll make them stronger than ever. I also broke my body a little bit. My bumps! My bruises! Boo! Poo poo!
    You show me yours, I'll show you mine. Ice pack and neosporin to follow.

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    Tonight wasn't so bad considering - someone gave me a long stem rose (+ money) on stage, and an older Korean man was super sweet and generous to me.

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    This didn't happen while dancing, but I had to dance on it until it healed.

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    I don't have any pictures, but just wanted to sympathize. I am a total klutz, except usually when I'm working. I put on my heels and know I have to be careful so I don't get any more than the standard bruised knees and such. In normal life though, I couldn't even tell you all the stupid ways I've injured myself. (Most recent big one - pulled off my entire big toenail opening a door and catching my foot. OUCH!)

    Most embarassing moment dancing recently - on stage, early in the night, totally sober, guy comes to tip me. The stages at my club are fairly small and I was still getting used to it. I'm on the floor to take his tip, lean back to try to do a sexy move, and BAM! - hit my head against the pole, hard. Hard enough he asked if I was okay. No more tips from him after that.

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    Default Re: Show Me Your Nasty Stripper Bruises, Scrapes, Misfortunes, etc. :-)

    fell off the back of a chair during a lap dance not too long ago-the club was super busy and of course it was right in front of my manager. laughed it off and got a big tip from the customer, but I hit my head HARD on the tile floor and def think I may have endured a tiny concussion...whoops.

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    This happened during a lap dance, I scraped my shin on the keys in his pocket! It hurt so bad my eyes started watering!

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    I don't feel like looking for the picture on my phone but my first time working at this urban club was a few months ago and after a couple shifts in a row my legs literally looked like they were from a dead body. I was COVERED all over in dark purple bruises and my ankles were swollen and purple too. Now I see why most girls wear boots at those clubs lol.

    But to make you feel a little better I've fallen a few times in front of people at clubs. Recently it was when I was wearing heels where the rubber part came off on the bottom of one heel so I slipped on stage and ate shit. I also did it walking on this runway thing to the main stage because I missed a step and fell straight down in front of everyone. It was my first song so I had to stay up there and get naked for another one haha it was embarrassing.

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    I've been dancing for a year, and I stopped bruising for the most part, sometimes I'll have one or two small ones. I don't know what happened this week. Trying different things on stage but nothing crazy. Ow ow ow

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    Serious misfortune. I was doing a table dance and some drunk asshole smacked my ass as hard as he could. I was so shocked and even his friend was shocked and handed me 20 dollars. I couldn't even say anything because I was so shocked and I just walked away....

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    This is when I frost started. (Ok I'm done posting in here) lol I love documenting my bruises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirakonstantin View Post
    This didn't happen while dancing, but I had to dance on it until it healed.

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    That looks fractured or sprained. I can't believe you had to work like that. Terrible! Is it better now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarletKitten View Post
    That looks fractured or sprained. I can't believe you had to work like that. Terrible! Is it better now?
    This happened over a year ago, so it's as healed as it's going to get. But... Damn. That HURT! I did a lot of floor work, took 1/2 of a Percocet at the beginning of my shift, adjusted my lap dance to keep weight off it and it wasn't so bad after a week.

    I had no choice, as I was in such a precarious financial situation that I just couldn't take time off. It sucked but... Shit happens.

    Reason 53337 to have emergency savings.

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