My new coworkers invited me out to a bar tonight for a comedy show. I usually decline but I loooove comedy so I went. I drove myself because they had to go pick somebody up. Anyway I'm there about 20 minutes and this cute yet younger guy comes and sits beside me. 2 seconds later my entire company walks in and start introducing themselves to him. I'm like excuse me I don't know him! Then he says "yet. She doesn't know me yet." So my coworkers sit at the booth in front of us. He starts flirting with me through about 7 5 minute routines. Then he asks if he can kiss me. I said I'm not going to swing on him if he does. Any who he says there's another like 5 acts before his. ( yes he said he was in the lineup and is pretty funny) so we go outside to make out. (Have I mentioned I haven't had sex this year...yet) sooo he tells me he wants to cancel his segment tonight and go home with me. I tell him that's not going to happen and proceed to go back inside. So he ask me for a ride home (his house). Of course I said sure. So he goes to tell the manager he's not performing and grabs his stuff. Anyhow long story short his head game is cray! Oh no that's not where I was going with this. One of my coworkers texted me on the way out the door " oh y'all leaving have fun. " I'm kinda embarrassed now. I don't know how I'm going to look them in the eye this weekend.



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