




Ikr? I was really loving the money, but..nope. Can't, won't deal with that.
Makes me appreciate camming so much more now.
I had a strap on session the other day on cam. The customer told me that I was his dream girl for being willing to fuck him in the ass.
All I kept thinking as I was fucking my clean, perfect man ass toy, was, " Yeah, because no girl in her right mind would do this to you irl."
Thank God I've never had to deal with the above problem!!!! I also refuse to do rimming so that helps lol

Client cancels 4 hours before the appointment. Ok whatever. I tell him he has to pay the cancelation fee. Then the conversation turns into "oh actually can you come see me now?"
I mean, you canceled so I went ahead and made other plans! God I fucking hate clients like this.
Kinda off topic but still annoying - got boobs done, now have to rest, needless to say every client under the sun now emails me for an appointment. insert angry face here.
Most of my clients are 100% clean, but when I worked for an agency the poop issue came up a couple of times, i guess because I didn't have their direct personal info they needed to make no effort to be clean or uphold any standards, so they felt zero shame. Disgusting.
When regular clients start consistently showing up late.
I realize they are under the impression that they're my only client or some shit, but no... If I know how long you typically take in an appointment, there are some days I'm going to schedule someone shortly after you, and showing up 15-30 minutes late really fucks up that in-between time I'm supposed to have.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
Also, have we mentioned yet the guys who pretty much stop seeing you entirely, but still send the occasional, random text or email "just wanting to say hi"?
I swear, I have at least 3 guys who have not seen me in well over a year, maybe 2, who just pop up like every 4-6 months to "say hi," ask how I'm doing, and tell me they're "thinking about me" and hope to see me soon. But seriously? You haven't booked with me in 2 fucking years. You know you're not going to now. Why do this?
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
That's almost exactly what I say! Except, after saying "Good to hear from you! So funny, I was just thinking about you," instead of asking when they'll come see me, I say "Hope to catch up/see you soon." Maybe I need to be more direct in asking for an appointment if they're going to throw out time-wastey texts like that.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
I strip but I have a client that texts me every single day. He is good in the sense of when he shows up to the club, he spends but thats only every couple of months but now he won't stop texting me. He'll ask me how the club was last night or really anything to start a conversation! i've tried to get him to give me money in between but he is smart, he'll only pay me if he is in the club and I have my read receipts on so he knows when I am ignoring him ugh.
Why do clients who I have to cancel/reschedule on consider it my personal responsibility to make sure their pussy needs are met that night? Not only did a client last week give me shit for rescheduling when I was sick and make some weak grab for sexy pics, when I've never met him before, but today I had to cancel on someone due to a personal issue going on this weekend. I apologized and when he asked if I recommend anyone, I gave him the contact info of someone I know and like.
I don't mind doing that. I'll offer recommendations of other providers if I know them. But no, it is not my job to contact these providers for you. It is not my job to spend hours of my life glued to my phone trying to set up a different appointment for you. And then I had this guy texts me hours later, asking me how does he get references from providers cuz he found someone he would like but she wants references and I was supposed to only be his second provider since he's new to this. Ok. And??? How is this my problem? Contact the first person you saw and provide her info for a reference. What do you not get about that? What do you expect me to do? Vouch for you even though I'm going off of work/P411 verification and have never actually seen you? If that's not good enough for her, that's her preference. No - I'm not going to lie for you.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
And while we're on the topic - UMMM guys who fucking try to use you as a reference when they've never seen you???
Seriously, wtf, guys?
This isn't an isolated incident. I've lost count of the number of times I've been contacted by someone saying that so-and-so guy provided me as a reference and I've never even heard of this motherfucker. One time it was a guy who had emailed me the previous week, but when I asked for screening info, said he'd get that to me right away but then just disappeared. A week later and I get an email from this other girl who says that he claims he saw me the previous week. I was like "Fuck no. I don't know what he's trying to pull, but he contacted me but never gave me screening info or actually booked with me."
Just. STOP it.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.


Had a client last night eating the kitty. Then he says "I wanna eat that asshole but I gotta ask is it clean to eat". I'm thinking wtf? You should be able to tell you're damn near 1 inch away from the booty hole.
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