I finally found a solution that works for me.
"You have great lips, I want to too, but I have celiacs disease."
"I could wind up in the hospital if you've eaten bread or drank beer in the past 48 hrs."
-I did wind up in the hospital after a customer sneaky kissed me when my eyes were closed, I got the flu on steroids and was sick for 3 weeks.
When a guy gropes under your dress after turning down a dance:
Stand up, take off clothes, start airdancing, that's $20!
What are other problems you encounter and how do you deal?



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