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    I went to the gym earlier today. An indian guy bent over to lift dumbbell in front of me. I could see his ass crack, and...wait for it...he's wearing a red G-string. I nearly fell off the workout machine when I saw that. What in the world a man will find wearing G-string appropriate in the gym?
    I don't know much about fetish or gay fashion and don't want to get banned again for "being too honest"...omg, that was not something can be unseen.


    The other day, a guy took a selfie with me in the background. And he did not ask my permission and just winked at me. not cool, not cool.
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    I loathe going to the gym with men. But I do it anyway because thats the only luxury gym and its coed.

    First they are always showing off. If not that then trying to pick up women (like cotdamn I may want to work out in peace lol). Some men get aroused watching women working out and that is distracting to me because I want to do the glute and thigh machine without worrying about some perv oogling my goods.

    And worst is men making grunting noises. First of all, I'm horny and trying to exercise to burn of steam and have mild workout orgasm please stop making grunting noises while lifting weights because its distracting, thanks.
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    Guys who jump on the treadmill right next to you when there are 20 other free ones they could use. Then expect you to talk to them while in the middle of running. Fuck off.

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    Not excusing the rudeness of men but working out boosts testosterone so they are basically boner braining it when they are getting swole lol

    I always watch the TV when I'm on the gym treadmill. I don't get talked to a lot in there but it's probably because I look like a wreck when I work out lol

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    Honestly, I love the ripped guys at the gym but I've been single for a long time... Too long?? I also always wear earphones so I have an excuse to ignore and not talk.
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    Like I'm totally the creep side eyeing everyone
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    I've seen someone take a picture of me when I was working out. Really annoying and creepy if you want a picture ask me first. I'll say no but still lol don't try to be slick and sneak one in.

    It also annoys me when someone tries to tell me how to do the workout and they're completely wrong. This guy was telling me how to squat and his form was completely wrong lol. This isn't my first time in the gym I know what I'm doing.

    ALSO, this may be nice but it still annoys me.. when a guy at the gym helps me move weights or asks if I need help. I can easily move the 45 lb plates lol I don't need a big muscular man to help me. It's nice I guess but it still just annoys me because I'm here at the gym lifting weights so I do have some upper body strength.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnuffleUffleGrass View Post
    I don't get talked to a lot in there but it's probably because I look like a wreck when I work out lol
    LOL, so do I. I'm not a pretty gym bunny at all...I sweat more than most men and I wear mismatched old stuff...maybe they think I will be more grateful or something.

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    Guys who jump on the treadmill right next to you when there are 20 other free ones they could use. Then expect you to talk to them while in the middle of running. Fuck off.
    WTF. If that happened to me I don't think I could help but yell at them: "I'm fucking busy!" There's a thing my friends and I do when we're out and people come up to us that we don't want to, we completely ignore them like they're invisible. Even if they're like right in our face, we carry on like they're not even there, they probably feel like they're in the Twilight Zone. You should try it with those guys.

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    Theres a girl sometimes at my apartment's gym who will bring a stereo and blast really shitty music. Then she will turn on the only 2 treadmills we have and and use one on a fast setting and one on a slow and switch between the two. It's so rude!!! I always ask her to turn her music down because the gym is small and it hurts my ears. If it happens again I'm going to ask to to invest in headphones.

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    I hate it when asshats don't rerack their weights and I have to move the 45 llb plates off the Smith machine. Other than that PF is not a bad gym.
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    I usually go to a small gym in a retirement community, cause it's the only gym 5 mins away, everything else is a 20min drive. So most of the people lifting weights there are 60yr old men with a lot of time to spend there. They all want to talk SO MUCH. I don't mind friendliness, but if my headphones are in, please get the hint!

    Also, and this really pissed me off, is that one of the guys who really chats a lot went off on this rant about how women who are "too muscular" are unattractive, and he doesn't understand why they "want to look like men." I so wanted to say "it's ok, I'm sure they wouldn't be attracted to you either."
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    There's a mini gym by me & a pool so mostly no probs but I hate it when the kids play on the machines, c'mon they don't need to be doing that.
    Also, I read where the hand weights in gyms have more germs than a bathroom???
    Also, I know of a guy that was in the gym most every day, he worked out one day, came home, went to sleep & the next morn his wife found him dead! He'd gotten some flesh eating germ from a piece of equipment. Although, he was awake during the night for awhile w/stomach pain, he should've went to the hospital.
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    I remember one of the ladies working out on a bench in a co-ed gym and a freaking guy rubbing himself while watching her do her routine. I gave her the heads up about this creep.

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    How about those jerks go ahead and stop LOUDLY SINGING!! Really, are you kidding me with this? And there's always that one weird woman who belts out a super loudgrunt "HUH!!" while speed walking around the weight section.
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    Last night a man at the gym was checking out this girls' ass so hard that he stumbled on the treadmill and fell on his ass. He got up so fast like it did not even happen. It was hilarious!!! This is the same guy at the gym who's thinks he is Mr. Awesome Sauce!
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    My gym has a nice studio room for classes, boxing, mat work....whatever. I love using this space to practice deep flexibilty stuff while there is no classes in there. It's usually pretty quiet (besides the boxers).

    This loud Aussie chick and her male friend come in to do some core work. This chick is moaning and groaning so loud it filled the entire room. I couldn't decide if it sounded like she was giving birth or having the best sex ever. Kind of both. It went on forever!

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    I look like a weirdo at the gym. I'm like the only one that reads???!! And I wear a sweater a lot to cover my big boobs. Ugh! And I wear the same gym clothes over and over again because I don't feel like buying new gym clothes right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baer45 View Post
    I went to the gym earlier today. An indian guy bent over to lift dumbbell in front of me. I could see his ass crack, and...wait for it...he's wearing a red G-string. I nearly fell off the workout machine when I saw that. What in the world a man will find wearing G-string appropriate in the gym?
    I don't know much about fetish or gay fashion and don't want to get banned again for "being too honest"...omg, that was not something can be unseen.

    The other day, a guy took a selfie with me in the background. And he did not ask my permission and just winked at me. not cool, not cool.

    OMG! This is terrible for you. But I can't stop lauging about your post. This reminds me of taking a selfie in the club dressing room and this plain Jane type went crazy on me. She thought I actually pretended to take a selfie because I really wanted a pic of her??!!! Some ladies are so delusional. I would never take a pic of myself and have someone in the background. Secondly, she isn't even cute or anything. Why on earth would anyone take a pic of her. Anyway, sounds like a nutty gym you go to.

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    nothing too strange or annoying at my new gym so far, amazingly. The odd guy who feels the need to drop his weight from height and scream at the end of his set to let the whole gym know he is lifting weights ¬_¬. And people doing odd, absolutely pointless inventions of their own... just taking up space and not achieving anything.

    I went in with my man and he found it funny, he's used to other men looking at him to either scoff or praise his physique, but instead he was being completely ignored as they were all looking at me lol >.<

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    My last gym visit was fucking Amateur Hour, capital letters required. Eight years of public gym usage and I've never experience this much ridiculous in one go.

    Get to weight room. One normal (read: there to work out and not make an ass of himself) dude is also in the room. I see him around a lot. We go about our business in tranquility.

    A wild Bicep Man appears. Starts in doing what I'm going to politely describe as very creative lat exercises on the cable machine. With every rep, he appears to kiss his bicep. Like, I think he was trying to be subtle about it, but no. Normal Dude and I share a look. Wild Bicep man leaves.

    Potentially Butch Lesbian Hippie Chick shows up next. She is not wearing shoes and her entire outfit is tie-dye. She starts doing clean/jerks, which just seem dangerous without shoes, but to each their own. The noises, however, were not fine. I've witnessed quieter women giving birth.

    Emo Guy shows up. Hand to god, he had on eyeliner and Swoopy One Direction Hair. He's a standard issue weight dropper, grunter, posing in the mirror like he's hot shit type of guy. Oh, and then he ditches his shoes because I don't fucking know why.

    Then things get weird--like they weren't already--because apparently he and Barefoot Chick are maybe dating? They start trying to one up each other with ridiculous noises/faces during lifts, slapping asses, and general flirtatious horseplay. I decided to crank up the AC/DC until my ears hurt and pretend it wasn't happening. Normal Dude looked equally unimpressed.

    At this point, Pajama Guy enters the room and starts stretching. Seriously, he's wearing short-shorts made of fleece that have the actual dick pocket in the front. These are not gym clothes, but whatever because questionable clothing choices aren't nearly as bad as The Odd Couple in the other corner.

    So there I am, minding my own business, laid out on a bench doing some tricep work and Pajama Guy lays back on the remaining bench (directly besides mine) to, presumably, do some weight related shit. I finish my own set, put the dumb bells down, and start to sit up. Helloooooo Traumatic Dick Sighting! As it would happen, the mirror across from me is not doing anything to prevent the visual of Pajama Guy's junk from flopping out the leg of his shorts.

    I'm done. I'm so done. I would rather be in cardio hell for all of eternity than sit through one more second of this twilight zone tomfoolery. I looked Normal Dude in the eye, muttered 'fucking Amateur Hour of the goddamned ages,' and high tailed it outta there to the ellipticals upstairs. Normal Dude looked vaguely betrayed by my abandoning him, but fuck it's every man for himself at this point. Unfortunately, upstairs wasn't safe either, because The Odd Couple appeared next to me again three minutes later.

    And that's been my excuse for not going back to the gym for the last week.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Issabelle View Post
    Normal Dude looked vaguely betrayed by my abandoning him, but fuck it's every man for himself at this point.
    LMAO

    Quote Originally Posted by Issabelle View Post
    Pajama Guy lays back on the remaining bench (directly besides mine) to, presumably, do some weight related shit. I finish my own set, put the dumb bells down, and start to sit up. Helloooooo Traumatic Dick Sighting! As it would happen, the mirror across from me is not doing anything to prevent the visual of Pajama Guy's junk from flopping out the leg of his shorts.
    Quote Originally Posted by baer45 View Post
    I went to the gym earlier today. An indian guy bent over to lift dumbbell in front of me. I could see his ass crack, and...wait for it...he's wearing a red G-string. I nearly fell off the workout machine when I saw that. What in the world a man will find wearing G-string appropriate in the gym?
    They do it on purpose, they are perverts who specifically get off on exposing themselves and the shock value.

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    Curl in the squat rack, actually do anything other than squat in the squat rack.
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    Issabelle, that was comedy gold!

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    That guy that was riding the assisted pull-up machine as if it were some kind of fun ride at an amusement park. Really??
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