Annoying a$$ people talking on their phone in the sauna.............I give them the evil eye like "really b*tch?!?" My mind hopes she accidentally drops said phone in that hot coal things that heats up said sauna
Annoying a$$ people talking on their phone in the sauna.............I give them the evil eye like "really b*tch?!?" My mind hopes she accidentally drops said phone in that hot coal things that heats up said sauna
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”




I had this guy that would always get next to me or behind me during yoga classes and clearly stare at me and make comments about how flexible I am. Then one day we were in downward dog and he ripped the loudest fucking fart. I never saw him again after that. Karma can be so sweet but this time it was smelly, too, LMAO!



Guys who completely hog the 15 lb dumbbells. There's only like 2 pairs of them @ my gym. The other day I saw a guy who had 25's, 20's, AND the 15's ALL TO HIMSELF and I was like "Oh are you using those?" *pointing* and he gives me the side eye and was like "Uh yeah." Really???
Funny story that happened yesterday -- I was in the squat rack without a spotter doing 135. I can handle a good 4 sets of 8-10 without one, it's only when I go heavier that I need one. This insanely buff Russian chick comes up to me and she's like "Need a spot?" I thought why not? Throw a little more weight on and get into position. WELL I did not anticipate her literally pressing her crotch against my booty, wrapping her arms COMPLETELY around me, and going down in tandem GRUNTING with each rep. There must have been at least 20 dudes in the weight room staring at us. HAHAH ugh and I'm pretty tiny I felt like that was crazy intrusive. After the one set I was like "WHEW that was great. Thanks" and peaced out. Does ANYONE spot this way?????
Unsophisticated in the finest sense of the word.









“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”
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