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    hi everyone! this is my first thread/comment/blog.

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    what are good lines/come backs for guys saying "maybe later" or "after a few drinks" or "not just yet"

    and don't get my wrong my answers are usually "its now or never lets party/lets be naughty/i wanna get naked" and "theres a bar downstairs we can have drinks together!" ETC
    but then they say the same thing again and i feel like I've already given them the answers to their problems so why aren't they coming for a dance!
    i know a lot of them are being "polite" because they can't say no. but in my club its very hustle hustle and i have to be quick with my answers.
    i need something i can say after that thats funny/charming and witty but not robotic.


    im a pretty good hustler especially when I'm one on one with a guy like getting longer bookings/ getting re booked etc but getting them downstairs to the lap room is sometimes hard.

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    Default Re: help: one liners and being witty

    Guys that say that are probably broke so move on to the next / greener pastures. Sadly clubs allow broke men inside and their only purpose is to blend in as "furniture" and give blow off lines, like you described above, to any dancer who approaches them.

    Also are you build a rapport with spending customers before selling them on the downstairs area?
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    yes but only a couple minutes. no longer than 3 minutes.
    the way this club goes is there are maybe 5 girls that make about 7-8k (AUD) a week and they approach guys as soon as they enter the club and take them downstairs. most guys just go with them straight away. we can't deny this approach works for them. and it means we all have to be on our toes and work hard and fast as well. which is great i love it. but I'm just not as quick as them and i need some good witty come backs.
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    https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sh...Selling-Dances

    Here you go. Heavy lifting research and ideas done for you.....now you owe me your first born child....LOL
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    incase you come onto this thread looking for the answers..this is what i found/concluded.
    so I've been going through other threads and haven't found much on what to say after they say "maybe later" etc but there was one idea i thought was good: if its early on in the night and your getting "maybe later" mention 'the private areas are quiet now so we will have more privacy" (i guess it depends on what sort of club you work at, but it would work at mine)
    also after doing some thinking and remembering what works for myself..it is being more persistent, even after they say "later" don't take no for an answer. sometimes i give up to quickly but i should really keep hustlin them for an extra minute. also don't ask them for a dance TELL them. xx

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    This dancer at my old club told me what she does when customers say maybe later or similar lines:

    "Are you sure you want me to come back? I don't want to waste your time"

    So she'd know if a customer was going be a waste of time or not.

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