The downside to having a higher rate is that guys expect more. They expect that their weird fetish is okay and I'll be into it because my time is higher priced.
The downside to having a higher rate is that guys expect more. They expect that their weird fetish is okay and I'll be into it because my time is higher priced.
The thing no one tells you before you start escorting is that at least half of all customers request bareback or try to make it happen without your consent. They don't care about diseases and many have said "you're too pretty to ever catch something like HIV, everything else is cured with a pill!" So nasty



Just because you spend extra time cleaning & keeping your vagina fresh does not mean they give a damn about keeping their cock the same.
When you're with a client and he's doing you from behind and your ass is sticking up is not an invitation to stick a finger in there.



When a client schedules a dinner date at noon for 6pm at your favorite restaurant and he starts voicing concerns at 5:30. I'm on my way out the door, Jimmy Choos on, motherfucker! Now is NOT the time!
He had ALL DAY!!!!!!!





I made over a thousand in a couple days but I still have to budget due to some life circumstances. Self-employment is hard sometimes.
I really hate when a guy tries to get another provider to get ahold of me for him. Like today, my friend is texting me about contacting this guy. Giving me his phone number, saying he doesn't email, even though she should know by now that I 99% operate via email and do not talk on the phone with someone who I've never spoken to before, and he wants me to call him. And is apparently harassing her, saying she should text me to call him right now.
No. You want an appointment, YOU call ME. It's not my responsibility to set up your play time. In what other business in the world does it work this way? If you want to book a hotel, you don't have your friend call the hotel, give them your number, and ask them to please call you so they can discuss booking a room with you. You fucking call the hotel. Sure, cool, now I know that someone I trust vouches for you so it's good I heard from her, but why is it so hard to contact me yourself?
What's worse is that, based on what she's told me, our schedules don't match up at all, so I'm not even really calling him for an appointment - I'm calling someone I've never talked to at all just to say "Hey, I was told to call you but it's not gonna work out." Awkward. I basically told my friend that too, and she was like "Well, just call him and see what works out." Uh... no. I just said it's not going to. Now I'm in the stupid spot of having call someone I otherwise wouldn't bother with because it's "shitty" to my friend to keep her in the middle, but apparently she can't take a message the other direction and tell him I'm unavailable.
Last edited by Aurora_Sunset; 05-20-2016 at 05:40 AM.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.



I just made a fuckton of money on tour. I may be suffering from temporary amnesia because I can't think of anything negative to say about my clients at this very moment.
Many of my escort clients are so awkward. I think some may have severe social disorders. This isn't true about my sugar clients because they have to have excellent social skills to chat me up in person, only escort ones. Escorting keeps me busy since sugardaddies don't often have much time for sugarbabies. Well, mine don't and I'm fine with that.
do you have any legit escort companies you recommend working with? dancer here, would like to escort, but only with reputable ppl...thanks!



Confession:
A guy who I'm forced to interact with everyday broke my heart last year. He loves to play games with my emotions to this day and its pathetic.
So, I made his brother a client. Sucked him off in the back of the shop they own together. Now, his brother is sort of wrapped around my finger.
Poor bastards.
HA!
(Yeah, it was childish and petty. But if you break my heart and know you're breaking my heart and do it just to break my heart? Fuck you, darling. The gloves are coming off!)
Last edited by BombshellBelle; 05-20-2016 at 08:31 AM.




Originally Posted by
I don't know what it is about me that says "wife me up." Everyone wants to choke me or date me. Or both. This job is weird.
Originally Posted by Nocturnelle
... Kittens are assholes but they're just so darn cute.



I don't bite though... I just nibble a little.
*nomnomnom*
When although you don't book your own clients, reserve your own rooms, drive yourself anywhere.. you're still bitter as fuck about 50% of your earnings being taken.
HMPH.
This guy approached to me in an unpleasent way and asked for a discount for veterans. I refused. I d0n't know about you ladies, Here are my reasons:
1) You are really annoying. I don't hate veterans, I just dislike you.
2) Who told you being a veteran that you are entitled to have a discount for sex?
3) It's my business. I'll say who gets the favorable treatment & who needs to get lost.
4) I don't give out the discount but I would give back part of the donation when you are a honorable soldier if I like you.
I like being alone, I just don't like being lonely.


The business of getting new clients or even SD's. The getting to know you chit chat, wasting time, screening... and if you pay for someone to do all that, not being able to keep all your money. I seriously miss the days when I didn't advertise, had my regulars and regulars who sent me referrals.
I have the misfortune to believe neither in promises nor in fidelity. ~Marie Duplessis
Confession: I saw a client last night and was wearing a bra that looks totally normal but is actually over-the-head with no hook in the back. I let him "surreptitiously" run his hands over my back and bra for about 5 minutes while we made out, knowing that he was trying to feel for the hook and not finding it, before I finally took pity on him on took it off over my head.
It was funny.
Gotta have fun with your job.
Last edited by Aurora_Sunset; 05-31-2016 at 07:19 PM.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.





^^LOL!!
Where Am I? Missing NYC




Originally Posted by
I don't know what it is about me that says "wife me up." Everyone wants to choke me or date me. Or both. This job is weird.
Originally Posted by Nocturnelle
... Kittens are assholes but they're just so darn cute.



Clients asking if you're a cop. The idea that a cop can't lie has to die already.
Clients who see a cop car somewhere near your incall and flake. As if a cop would be stupid enough to be posted outside in a marked vehicle ready to arrest johns.
Clients who attempt to short change you.
Clients who reach for the back of your throat while kissing you. WTF? Didn't even know heavy kissing was a thing till I got in this business
(White) clients saying ignorant crap about women of color. All those stamps in your passport and you're still a dumb, ignorant, racist prick. Tragic.


I didn't know heavy kissing was such a thing either. One day I'm going to fuck up and ask, "So you wanna take off our shirts and dry hump too? And maybe go get ice cream cones after?" I'm such a jerk sometimes.
The hobby boards. Reading the forums makes me feel gross. It's like male peacocking but in a bukkake kind of way.
Edit: I think I found an old review of me on TER... my body was athletic and my breasts were perky. Of course I can't see the juicy details but wow, blast from the past!
Last edited by AnoniCat; 06-01-2016 at 12:38 AM.
I have the misfortune to believe neither in promises nor in fidelity. ~Marie Duplessis
There's a new girl in my city using the same name as me. Obviously, anyone can use any name they want, but wouldn't you do a quick search to make sure you're picking something original? It's a fake name, for fuck's sake, why not just pick something else that won't cause confusion.
When I originally heard about her, I didn't really care. Then it turned out that when a friend of mine told a client of hers to contact me, he went and contacted the wrong girl. Not only did the original confusion happen, but this bitch just went along with it and was scheduling a double with this dude who had been trying to contact me. I don't know if she's just that stupid, or a manipulative twat. Cuz why on earth would you hear from a guy who said "So-and-so told me to contact you and I'd like to schedule a double with the two of you" and you just go along with it, never having met this other woman, never contacting her to discuss things, and knowing damn well that this other woman you've never heard of couldn't possibly have been recommending you cuz she doesn't frikin' know you? The only reason we figured it out is because my friend finally said something about it as though I knew what was going on, and I was like "I've never heard from this guy." After some back and forth, with him claiming that he'd been talking to "me" for a month, it clicked that he had probably been talking to this other girl with my same name.
Stupid bitch.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
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