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    When a custie gives you oral so good that you accidentally say, "damn, I'd come back here just for that" and he thinks you're serious. And asks you 4 more times if you "meant what you said earlier."

    What I really mean is that I will give you priority, but I don't fuck for free.
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    subscribing

    I've been trying to distance myself from escorting for quite a while, but the lifestyle is so alluring. The some clients can be so nice and others can suck the life out of you. How many times has a client said "Lets's run away together, just me and you. Just leave everything behind and runaway to some paradise where its always sunny and beautiful." You get caught up in their fantasy too.

    It's a funny thing about this job, holds on to you even when you are ready to let go.
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    Does anyone else hate clients who make you come over, and over, and over again? God damn, it's exhausting faking one orgasm let alone 10... Idk why, but it just really annoys me when I get clients like that. I get that I'm fulfilling a fantasy, but do you seriously believe that you're THAT good? Again, I realize that I'm getting paid the big bucks to stroke their ego, but that is one part of the job I find so exhausting.
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    I fucking hate clients that cancel right before or a few hours ahead of time. & 99% of the time it's some bullshit excuse.

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    Guys who email me, claiming they found my website, and then ask me what my rates are.... Soooo, you found my website, but you can't be bothered to click on that tab at the top of the page that says RATES?

    Combine this with someone who claims they "don't have any references" and now they're just getting ignored and blocked due to high LE suspicion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Sunset View Post
    Guys who email me, claiming they found my website, and then ask me what my rates are.... Soooo, you found my website, but you can't be bothered to click on that tab at the top of the page that says RATES?

    Combine this with someone who claims they "don't have any references" and now they're just getting ignored and blocked due to high LE suspicion.
    You know they only ask the rates cause they're about to tell you they only have whatever amount it is that's less than your stated non-negotiable rate. That's their way of making it a discuss able topic.

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    Also, 2 guys have been messaging me for almost 10 months on P411. I stopped replying to them after 3 months of them wasting my time with inquiries every week and then never following up on them. I just got another message from one of them. You'd think they'd get the message after 6 months of not responding to them...
    Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.

    Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.






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    Ugh I'm so burned out on being an escort. Can't wait till I'm finished for good!!!!

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    Review board hobbyists are the worst. I'm nearly at the point where I'll never have to worry about using them again. I did an outcall and the guy wouldn't stop begging me for a bbbj & he tried to shortchange me

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnuffleUffleGrass View Post
    Ugh I'm so burned out on being an escort. Can't wait till I'm finished for good!!!!
    How long have you been doing it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon. View Post
    Does anyone else hate clients who make you come over, and over, and over again? God damn, it's exhausting faking one orgasm let alone 10... Idk why, but it just really annoys me when I get clients like that. I get that I'm fulfilling a fantasy, but do you seriously believe that you're THAT good? Again, I realize that I'm getting paid the big bucks to stroke their ego, but that is one part of the job I find so exhausting.
    Same here. I have a client like that and I knew he was going to be exactly like that as soon as I met him... so irritating. These men are so fuckin dumb.. but I always remind myself that I'm getting paid good money to just scream and wail for a few.. meh

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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy1 View Post
    I fucking hate clients that cancel right before or a few hours ahead of time. & 99% of the time it's some bullshit excuse.
    Funny, I rarely get a client who cancels the day of.. actually never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exxotica View Post
    How long have you been doing it?
    On & off for years. Without saying too much I am really looking forward to retirement from full on escorting. Honestly sugaring doesn't work for me because my patience is too short at this age for the standard SD.

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    Idiot wants to meet at 2:30. I told him no but I can do 2:00. He says 'Great I'll be there a few mins after 2'. He emails me at almost 2:30 saying he's on the way. No you fucking idiot! It doesn't work like that! I don't revolve around your schedule. You revolve around mines fucker!!

    Been dealing with so many timewasters lately. Just the other night someone canceled on me right as my uber pulled up to take me to the outcall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy1 View Post
    Idiot wants to meet at 2:30. I told him no but I can do 2:00. He says 'Great I'll be there a few mins after 2'. He emails me at almost 2:30 saying he's on the way. No you fucking idiot! It doesn't work like that! I don't revolve around your schedule. You revolve around mines fucker!!

    Been dealing with so many timewasters lately. Just the other night someone canceled on me right as my uber pulled up to take me to the outcall.
    I've noticed a spike in timewaster behavior/communication. Ugh ugh ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by red.velvet View Post
    many of my escort clients are so awkward. I think some may have severe social disorders. This isn't true about my sugar clients because they have to have excellent social skills to chat me up in person, only escort ones. Escorting keeps me busy since sugardaddies don't often have much time for sugarbabies. Well, mine don't and i'm fine with that.
    preach!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnuffleUffleGrass View Post
    On & off for years. Without saying too much I am really looking forward to retirement from full on escorting. Honestly sugaring doesn't work for me because my patience is too short at this age for the standard SD.
    I swear I had a recent one tell me that girls are doing dates for $50. Fucking pervert. Love the guys that come out the gate saying they "hate condoms" lololol

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoRico View Post
    I swear I had a recent one tell me that girls are doing dates for $50. Fucking pervert. Love the guys that come out the gate saying they "hate condoms" lololol
    "I hate condoms"

    Ask him if he put it on his head because he's doing it wrong & not being able to breathe is a side effect

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    After some coughing, he says, "nothing to be worried about, just some residual effects from being sick with bronchitis".

    ... So you're still carrying the the virus, since you're still coughing. Thanks for exposing me to that, and risking not only my health, but my income if I become sick.

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    I. Do. Not. Want. To. Be. The. Julia. Roberts. To. Your. Richard. Gere. Nonononononononono. No.

    I'm aware 99% of those are just cheesily trying to get a freebie. That 1% tho. #thankgodformyabilitytoblock

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    I posted about this on another forum, but I think there is going to be a shift in SW somewhat soon. Hobbyists have been and are still actively trying to turn the internet into a virtual track. There was a guy who got arrested in a sting trying to get an hour and "msog" for $100. He said he saw a few girls, but they weren't hot enough and so he went back to the lady who was a cop. The fact that he seriously thought he deserved something special with his streetwalker rate just goes to show that many of these guys think every girl who posts online should have streetwalker rates along with top tier escort looks and services.

    Rolling down the window and asking how much for a bj has been replaced with "what's on the menu". It's disgusting and spreading like cancer. However, there has been and will always be guys who want an experience, not just a nut. These are the guys who book multi hour appointments, are respectful and aren't going to try and negotiate rates. Imagine trying to negotiate with your hairdresser or barber? Or offering your attorney half her rate because you think she charges too much and can get a cheaper attorney elsewhere. LOL.

    What is really sad is that these factors have been driving down rates, increasing BB activity and shorter times. I mean, when the hell did a "quick visit" become an actual thing?!
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    ^^^quick visits to me are just training dudes to be cheap as possible and be 3 minute men in bed. Wtf?!? It's like the McDonald's of escorting.

    I don't have any confessions except I would like to spend a day in an escorts shoes.
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    ^^^quick visits to me are just training dudes to be cheap as possible and be 3 minute men in bed. Wtf?!? It's like the McDonald's of escorting.

    I don't have any confessions except I would like to spend a day in an escorts shoes.
    Omg yes. I have had to script a damn disclaimer about those fucking quick visits. I don't do them. Idc how much of the hour they use, they're paying for the entire thing up front because I'm still blocking out that full hour for them.

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    I fucking love this.

    Quote Originally Posted by BombshellBelle View Post
    Confession:

    A guy who I'm forced to interact with everyday broke my heart last year. He loves to play games with my emotions to this day and its pathetic.

    So, I made his brother a client. Sucked him off in the back of the shop they own together. Now, his brother is sort of wrapped around my finger.

    Poor bastards.

    HA!

    (Yeah, it was childish and petty. But if you break my heart and know you're breaking my heart and do it just to break my heart? Fuck you, darling. The gloves are coming off!)

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    Whenever a client complains about rate, I let them know it's that 'high' to filter out the clients that are 'undesirable'. No offense to lower rate ladies,
    this is about repeat clients that aren't going to ask for something else just because you gave them a cookie from the get-go.

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