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    Thought this would be a fun thread.

    Am I the only stripper who doesn't have her ears pierced?
    I told this other girl at my work my ears weren't pierced and I always wear clip-ons like Grandma or stick-ons like a 5 year old and she looked at me like it was the craziest thing she'd ever heard.

    Ok, what's your weird claim to fame? Attacked by sharks/tigers, survived an avalanche, braid your arm pit hair? LOL Do tell.

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    Am I the only Stripper who talks to everyone?

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    Am i the only stripper who loves stomping all over rude customers egos?

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    Am I the only stripper who does NOT drink? Lol.


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    Am I the only stripper who doesn't do or care to try coke/drug, and doesn't need to get drunk to make money?


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    Default Re: "Am I the only stripper who ... [FILL IN THE BLANK]?"

    Quote Originally Posted by VivianofAustin View Post
    Thought this would be a fun thread.

    Am I the only stripper who doesn't have her ears pierced?
    I told this other girl at my work my ears weren't pierced and I always wear clip-ons like Grandma or stick-ons like a 5 year old and she looked at me like it was the craziest thing she'd ever heard.

    Ok, what's your weird claim to fame? Attacked by sharks/tigers, survived an avalanche, braid your arm pit hair? LOL Do tell.


    i'm 25 and don't have my ears pierced! i'm in austin too haha. i don't wear clip ins though because they slip off and it's embarassing... or at least any time i've tried wearing them to work. maybe i should try a different kind? don't yours fly off when you go on stage? what kind do you use? sorry i'm intrigued haha i tried getting mine pierced several times but i have really sensitive skin and am prone to infections, so every time it was a fail and i eventually gave up several years ago. sorry don't mean to threadjack

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    Am I the only stripper who feels incredibly awkward when doing double dances/stages??? I'm always terrified that I'm going to touch the other girl in an inappropriate way and make her feel weird.

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    Am I the only stripper who's been dancing for a year and a half+ and still can't walk in her heels?

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    Am I the only stripper who has a pet alligator?
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Am I the only stripper who goes to the god damn dentist?

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    Am I the only stripper who goes to the god damn dentist?
    Don't come to PA.
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Am i the only stripper who doesnt care about name brand crap/designer.
    im so sure the girls at my work talk about how cheap i dress lmaooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by chocolatebombshell View Post
    Am I the only stripper who does NOT drink? Lol.
    Nope, I don't drink either.

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    Am I the only stripper who meditates in the dressing room?

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    I don't wear earrings at work due to metal allergy. I need to buy clip ons.

    I might be one of the few dancers who imagines herself to be like Sam on "Quantum Leap." Like the intros where Sam drops into a "life" & is like, WTF? I feel that way in the club sometimes...

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    Am I the only stripper who doesn't do my hair for work? I brush it every day and wash it every few days and that's all.
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    Am I the only stripper who spends all of her money on her cats?

    But seriously my cats live like queens and I sit here giving myself their scraps

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    Quote Originally Posted by polequeenkat View Post
    Am i the only stripper who doesnt care about name brand crap/designer.
    im so sure the girls at my work talk about how cheap i dress lmaooo
    lol I never discuss this topic at work because I'd roll in with clothing from thrift stores (& some of my costumes come from there too.)

    I also never tell anyone at work that I have great credit, my car is paid off & I get to do whatever I want.

    I often think some girls spend a LOT on junk like purses & Cadillac Escalades to make themselves feel better about themselves.

    Back on topic, I might be one of the few dancers who went from a State job to stripping. I'm proud of myself though, it was a different challenge.

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    Lol. Am I the only stripper that gets excited to be in an airport? I spot a lot of human atms, and secretively wish one strikes a conversation with me. I'm a dork, I know.

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    That doesn't shave their legs before every shift? It's so much effort and it really doesn't seem to affect anything.
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    That doesn't shave their legs before every shift? It's so much effort and it really doesn't seem to affect anything.
    I don't shave everyday either. A little leg stubble doesn't hurt my money.

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    Doesn't have any tattoos?

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    ^^I don't have any tattoos! Or piercings for that matter. Extremely rare for both a stripper and a millenial!

    Am I the only stripper who lives a really simple and drama-free lifestyle outside of work?

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    ^^I don't have any tattoos! Or piercings for that matter. Extremely rare for both a stripper and a millenial!

    Am I the only stripper who lives a really simple and drama-free lifestyle outside of work?
    That's debatable for me. I don't have any real vices or addictions. I go to the gym and to work. Buuuut my life is anything but drama free.
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