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    Default Best Experiences as a Stripper

    Sorry if there is already a thread on this, but because of reasons I thought it'd be fun to have one up recently.

    On top of my kitten one, my other favorite experience as a stripper was that Lea DeLaria (Big Boo in OITNB) came to my strip club and I got a picture and tipped by her on stage. Next on my list: Rihanna.

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    My best experiences usually involve money and a guy spending on me without having to hustle him.

    But my all time favorite experience was a customer cold shouldering a broad who tried to cut throat and seeing the look of jealousy seethe from every fiber of her being when he rejected her so he could spend money and time with me. Karma biotch! And I didn't have to lift a finger it was effortless.
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    I met Rihanna in person and she was a total bitch to me. You'd probably be disappointed if you met her. . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by rihannalovely View Post
    I met Rihanna in person and she was a total bitch to me. You'd probably be disappointed if you met her. . .
    She strikes me as a cunty bitch towards her fans. She made fun of a teenage girl in her prom on twitter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    My best experiences usually involve money and a guy spending on me without having to hustle him.

    But my all time favorite experience was a customer cold shouldering a broad who tried to cut throat and seeing the look of jealousy seethe from every fiber of her being when he rejected her so he could spend money and time with me. Karma biotch! And I didn't have to lift a finger it was effortless.
    That's the beauty of karma. You don't have to do a damn thing. It just does all the work for you.

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    Okay new goal: Beyonce

    Another really awesome experience today! Had a group of 10 gay girls come in for a birthday party. I was the only girl in so they showered me in $200 of ones/fives then chatted with me one stage. Can I have this every night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caligynephilia View Post
    Okay new goal: Beyonce

    Another really awesome experience today! Had a group of 10 gay girls come in for a birthday party. I was the only girl in so they showered me in $200 of ones/fives then chatted with me one stage. Can I have this every night?
    Gay women (as opposed to bi / bicurious / straight women) tend to make the BEST customers. They spend money and practically sit on their hands while expecting nothing in return. Which, of course, allows us to give them amazing dances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    Gay women (as opposed to bi / bicurious / straight women) tend to make the BEST customers. They spend money and practically sit on their hands while expecting nothing in return. Which, of course, allows us to give them amazing dances.
    Definitely agree there! And they were especially generous because they were telling me they got kicked out of the last club they were in. One of the girls was trying to toss money onto a dancer and she clapped her legs right when she threw it and accidently brushed her leg. The girl freaked out and got them kicked out. Oh well, more money for me~

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    I enjoy dancing like a complete idiot when the club is dead and/or no one is tipping at all. I'll get the DJ to play The Humpty Dance or something like it and dance as badly as I possibly can--outrageous, shitty 80s moves, exaggerated humping motions, the electric slide, you name it. Occasionally 3 or 4 of us will band together and do it all at once. Dunno, I enjoy hamming it up!

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