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    Default Re: 10 foot Python emerges from toilet and bites man's penis

    Whirleeeeee will get a charge out of this one.

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    Default Re: 10 foot Python emerges from toilet and bites man's penis

    O.M.G.! I didn't read it, not sure I want to, but YOW! That wd b a cockblocker, no?


    MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP

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    Default Re: 10 foot Python emerges from toilet and bites man's penis

    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    O.M.G.! I didn't read it, not sure I want to, but YOW! That wd b a cockblocker, no?
    Do not worry, the snake was released unharmed.

    "The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath."
    Last edited by slowpoke; 05-27-2016 at 05:27 PM.

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    OMFG!!!!

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    Default Re: 10 foot Python emerges from toilet and bites man's penis

    I mean, they are snakes that use their bodies to more than their teeth, but still they have some major fangs so that had to hurt like a mofo.


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    human man's "snake" vs. creepy crawly python snake

    Man's snake = 0
    Python snake = 1
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    I hate you.
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