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O.M.G.! I didn't read it, not sure I want to, but YOW! That wd b a cockblocker, no?
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





Last edited by slowpoke; 05-27-2016 at 05:27 PM.




OMFG!!!!





I mean, they are snakes that use their bodies to more than their teeth, but still they have some major fangs so that had to hurt like a mofo.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
human man's "snake" vs. creepy crawly python snake
Man's snake = 0
Python snake = 1
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”
I hate you.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
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