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    As I'm perusing through backpage adult ads, I'm shocked people can post pretty raunchy stuff there. And especially now they have video clips, it's damn near free porn. I recently saw a video of a woman sucking a bbc to completion in an ad


    I can't believe some of these ladies wording of their ads (like they don't care about incriminating themselves). most recent today I see a woman's ad saying "must bring your own condoms" ?!? And "have your money ready" lol. Another ad saying "Carplay available" - if that doesn't scream hooker I don't know what does.


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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    As I'm perusing through backpage adult ads, I'm shocked people can post pretty raunchy stuff there. And especially now they have video clips, it's damn near free porn. I recently saw a video of a woman sucking a bbc to completion in an ad


    I can't believe some of these ladies wording of their ads (like they don't care about incriminating themselves). most recent today I see a woman's ad saying "must bring your own condoms" ?!? And "have your money ready" lol. Another ad saying "Carplay available" - if that doesn't scream hooker I don't know what does.


    What are some crazy backpage adult ads you've seen?
    How about some links? In 4 video
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    Bahahaha.

    Damn I wish I could. I can't even quote the whole ad like I wanted because I don't want to reveal the location here and with reverse Google search you know how that goes. Plus I'd have to blast "peaches" to smithereens she try to come after me for making fun of her ads on stripperweb lol.

    Plus 90% of the escort ads here in this city - low class and rough looking. You'd have to be really horny to be interested in these broads. But I guess everyone has their own type.

    I could record it if you really wanted to see it but I'd have to go digging cause that head video I saw a few weeks ago I'm not sure if it's still active. Not gonna lie she sucked that dick like a top notch vacuum, a definite pro - I don't have a dick but if I did I'd call her up for a good time (lights off though cause she was not a looker)
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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    Bahahaha.

    Damn I wish I could. I can't even quote the whole ad like I wanted because I don't want to reveal the location here and with reverse Google search you know how that goes. Plus I'd have to blast "peaches" to smithereens she try to come after me for making fun of her ads on stripperweb lol.

    Plus 90% of the escort ads here in this city - low class and rough looking. You'd have to be really horny to be interested in these broads. But I guess everyone has their own type.

    I could record it if you really wanted to see it but I'd have to go digging cause that head video I saw a few weeks ago I'm not sure if it's still active. Not gonna lie she sucked that dick like a top notch vacuum, a definite pro - I don't have a dick but if I did I'd call her up for a good time (lights off though cause she was not a looker)
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    I think I will pass
    Lol! I would pass on 98% of backpage pussy and 99% of backpage dick that's posted here. I'm sure they're great at what they do but Maybe better looking options in other cities. Idk.

    No crazy adult ads in your area or you never look on backpage?
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    This is more sad than funny, but one lady-full face shot and all-needed 30 for heroin and listed her full residential address. I'm hoping a friend playing a mean joke? Oh, and two geniuses twenty years apart offering two girl specials as mother and daughter. Never mind the kind of upstanding gentlemen $160 for an hour long incestuous duo attracts, why send the ones who want girl on girl with a supposed fsmily member to the front of the line?
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    Lol! I would pass on 98% of backpage pussy and 99% of backpage dick that's posted here. I'm sure they're great at what they do but Maybe better looking options in other cities. Idk.

    No crazy adult ads in your area or you never look on backpage?
    I only check out backpage once in a while to see if I recognize anyone on there but never paid attention to videos. lol
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    Haha me too. But surprising Ive never seen anyone familiar yet.

    Yeah links near the top allow you to filter so you can view by text, images only, or video. I happened to stumble on the video recently so it must be a new feature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetJulia2 View Post
    This is more sad than funny, but one lady-full face shot and all-needed 30 for heroin and listed her full residential address. I'm hoping a friend playing a mean joke? Oh, and two geniuses twenty years apart offering two girl specials as mother and daughter. Never mind the kind of upstanding gentlemen $160 for an hour long incestuous duo attracts, why send the ones who want girl on girl with a supposed fsmily member to the front of the line?
    I'm sure her enemies got a thrill out of knowing a lot of horny disgruntled men showing up at her doorstep. Or heroin has her so strung out she's desperate - which is sad - cause heroin is one hell of a drug.

    Mom and daughter duo?!? Yuk! And for only $160?!?
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    A chick posting photos of nut all over her face for advertising.

    Chicks posting photos with clear view of their baby daddy or loved ones name on their body.

    Chicks posting vids of them in the act wtf.

    I love browsing Backpage ads when I'm bored I find it entertaining.Some look like diamonds others are just like wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    As I'm perusing through backpage adult ads, I'm shocked people can post pretty raunchy stuff there. And especially now they have video clips, it's damn near free porn. I recently saw a video of a woman sucking a bbc to completion in an ad


    I can't believe some of these ladies wording of their ads (like they don't care about incriminating themselves). most recent today I see a woman's ad saying "must bring your own condoms" ?!? And "have your money ready" lol. Another ad saying "Carplay available" - if that doesn't scream hooker I don't know what does.


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    I just went over there for the first time in 10 years - what's with all the wingding fonts? I guess we know what the Mumbai spammer does in his spare time
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    ^^^^its supposed to be eye catching compared to regular font but EVERYBODY does it over there so it's like might as well just use regular font. Lol! It does look like spam similar to those Mumbai escort spam bots.
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    The other ads that seem crazy to me are the ads where a transgender sneaks into the female only escort section by not mentioning that he is a transsexual. I see you!

    I have nothing against transsexuals, and some of them are really pretty and look just like a girl, but I'm a straight male and refuse to be tricked into anything.

    When I first started out I was almost tricked into booking with a TS which I believe some of these T girls like to do. Something told me to look in the TS section and there was the "girl" I was about to book with, all 9 inches and all...lol For a few months after that I always looked in the TS section and remembered the ads so when I went back into the female escort section I couldn't be fooled. Found like numerous other T girls that way.

    Also, transsexuals who brazenly post in female escort sections. Not cool! Just stay in your lane; the TS section.
    Oh wow, they arent supposed to do that, thats good to know. I've been kinda using SMS as a marketing tool on backpage lol! There is quite a few transgenders in the female section! I wonder why they would preffer to be listed there rather than the transgender section

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    ^^^i have a hard time believing transgender women would post there on purpose unless they are post-op. If they are posting there I would think they'd put in their ad that they're trans female just so clients already know what's up beforehand. It's dangerous nowadays to bait and switch. I just can't see someone taking a risk like that.
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    $100 an hour specials or when they say things like "best mouth in town" "cum play" "I'm not a prostitute" any ads w misspelled words
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    ^^^^lol!!!
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    I saw an ad once offering free kitten w/ incall.





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    Wait wait I think I'm going to trump everyone so far.....drumroll please.......... A escort throwing up gang signs and in repping gang affiliation in her ad

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    ^^^^whaaaat?!?

    Just peeped an ad with a broad posing in lingerie and ..... Air Force Ones lol! No heels or nothing and her kicks Not even clean on the bottom wth?!?
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    Awww hell naw, not the lingerie & some damn forces.Ohhhhh The ratchetness I cannot lol. The gangbanger escort was posted in Ny just mind blowing.

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    I saw one that said "Tell your wife you're going to Home Depot-and come nail me!" The chick had a super cute butt, however she was posing in clog type slippers, which while comfy, are not sexy at all.

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    Jennifer, I'd have to agree, never been a big fan of clogs. I don't get how those things are so damn popular. Must be comfy or something.

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    She had the lined slipper ones! Like the inside is fuzzy and fluffy, and the outside is like a suade/leather look, if that makes sense. She had such a cute butt and body, but those shoes detracted from it! I have a pair of clogs, but I would never do photos of myself in them when I'm trying to sell ass/poon, ya know?
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