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    Default What to do blurt out when you hurt yourself?

    I'm always stubbing my toes on something, so it's "Fuck Me Running!!!"

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    SHIT!!!


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    OOhhh FUCK

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    Default Re: What to do blurt out when you hurt yourself?

    Shit! or Damn!

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    Default Re: What to do blurt out when you hurt yourself?

    I don't really curse that much in real life - just on here lol - and it's slightly censored.

    I'm lame so I'd probably just say - ouch!
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    www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAKu5sFo2ds

    "Curses Of The Mummy" ~0:26 - 0:37.
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    "Fkn A". If my Spanish comes out, "Cono... Carajo".

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    fuck my life!

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    Default Re: What to do blurt out when you hurt yourself?

    "Walk it off..."- muttered under breath.

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    Default Re: What to do blurt out when you hurt yourself?

    Fuck my ass

    Shit on a stick

    Shit balls

    God-FUCKING-dammit

    Fuuuuck around

    ....just some of my go-to's.... Damn, I swear like a true sailor lol And I don't think anyone who looks at me or interacts with me in a purely public/professional space would ever know that
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    Default Re: What to do blurt out when you hurt yourself?

    FFFFFuck - i really hold the F.

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    Default Re: What to do blurt out when you hurt yourself?

    Fudge or freaking a. I've trained myself not to scream obscenities because there are a LOT of customers around at my day job and I don't want to scream fuck in front of someone's kids.

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    Mother FUCKER
    Fucking fuckballs
    Holy mother of fuck

    I have the worst potty-mouth, probably learned it from my dad. He was in the navy, so he literally swore like a sailor. I'm a pretty sweet person in general, and I know when to not swear... but get me alone, and I will come up with the most insane strings of curse words. LOL.

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    Default Re: What to do blurt out when you hurt yourself?

    If anyone's looking for some new, creative ideas to swear at inanimate objects:

    insult creator.jpg

    I literally laugh at every combination.
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    ^^ You had me at 'Smelly ShitBox.'
    I LOVE that chart so much! Omg!

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    Default Re: What to do blurt out when you hurt yourself?

    LOL I got 'slimy fuck clown.'

    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Sunset View Post
    Shit on a stick
    I thought I invented this term but you're now the second other person I've heard use it.

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    Default Re: What to do blurt out when you hurt yourself?

    For some reason I think it helps to say false curses. "Son of a baboon's asshole neigbor". It helps, try it.

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    Default Re: What to do blurt out when you hurt yourself?

    I have quite the potty mouth and I'm "that" one person in your life you know that will stub their toe on pretty much anything out of no where, get a paper cut, or get a splinter & curse like a sailor! My specialty is using the word "Fuck" in many different ways lmao. I don't know why but the word fuck seems to be my favorite curse word. Though I did just see a new word from a friend that I've seem to use lately ... "Pussifying"...It is quite fun to say lololol

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