I'm always stubbing my toes on something, so it's "Fuck Me Running!!!"![]()





I'm always stubbing my toes on something, so it's "Fuck Me Running!!!"![]()



OOhhh FUCK
Shit! or Damn!
I don't really curse that much in real life - just on here lol - and it's slightly censored.
I'm lame so I'd probably just say - ouch!
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”




www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAKu5sFo2ds
"Curses Of The Mummy" ~0:26 - 0:37.
I'm right 96% of the time.I don't sweat
the other 5% .......................





"Fkn A". If my Spanish comes out, "Cono... Carajo".



fuck my life!




"Walk it off..."- muttered under breath.
Fuck my ass
Shit on a stick
Shit balls
God-FUCKING-dammit
Fuuuuck around
....just some of my go-to's.... Damn, I swear like a true sailor lol And I don't think anyone who looks at me or interacts with me in a purely public/professional space would ever know that
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
FFFFFuck - i really hold the F.




Fudge or freaking a. I've trained myself not to scream obscenities because there are a LOT of customers around at my day job and I don't want to scream fuck in front of someone's kids.





Mother FUCKER
Fucking fuckballs
Holy mother of fuck
I have the worst potty-mouth, probably learned it from my dad. He was in the navy, so he literally swore like a sailor. I'm a pretty sweet person in general, and I know when to not swear... but get me alone, and I will come up with the most insane strings of curse words. LOL.
If anyone's looking for some new, creative ideas to swear at inanimate objects:
insult creator.jpg
I literally laugh at every combination.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.





^^ You had me at 'Smelly ShitBox.'
I LOVE that chart so much! Omg!


For some reason I think it helps to say false curses. "Son of a baboon's asshole neigbor". It helps, try it.



I have quite the potty mouth and I'm "that" one person in your life you know that will stub their toe on pretty much anything out of no where, get a paper cut, or get a splinter & curse like a sailor! My specialty is using the word "Fuck" in many different ways lmao. I don't know why but the word fuck seems to be my favorite curse word. Though I did just see a new word from a friend that I've seem to use lately ... "Pussifying"...It is quite fun to say lololol
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