Rather it be you or another girl. Im so scared I'm going to bust my ass my first time out. Lol
Rather it be you or another girl. Im so scared I'm going to bust my ass my first time out. Lol
I fell off of the pole doing chopper once lol. Luckily it wasn't a far drop.
At my first club there was this drug addict dancer that yelled at me while she sat on my stage. Very embarrassing.
At that same club I guess the dancer before me started her period on the stage. It must've been cleaned up before I went on because I didn't see anything.
There have been a few times when easing into a healthier diet that I've had waaay too much fiber for my body and have accidentally farted on stage. Normally it's easy to hold in or hide if the stage isn't small. The following shift after that bitch yelled at me I had too much fiber and she was hustling a customer on my stage so I farted in her face out of spite. I've matured a lot since then.




Having period blood run down my thighs and nobody telling me.
My back got stuck to the floor and when I came back up it made this suction noise and everyone thought I ripped one onstage!! Ugh
Having a tampon string hanging out while you're busting it wide openand to make it worse your arch nemesis comes to tell you like hey girl your tampon string is hanging out I usually tuck mine into my p*ssy. So embarrassing to let the enemy see me show emotion and why the f*ck is my enemy looking at MY crotch anyways?!?
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”
This one girl at work was spinning fast on the pole (it was a spinning pole) and her shoe flew off and took out someone's beer at the bar. Gotta say, she had good aim! Lol
-I've had my tampon string show on stage
-Farted twice on stage. One time somebody laughed. Luckily they didn't smell.
-I had my shoe fall off stage. Had to have a fellow dancer pick it up for me.
-Banged my toe really loud on the stage. Hurt like a mother fuck and gave me a black toe nail.
-Most recently I had a REALLY bad foot cramp on stage. I was literally sitting in the middle of the stage massaging my foot. I was so close to just limping off stage, but I was able to pull through.

This hasn't happened to me but I've seen wigs fall off during stage sets multiple times





When I auditioned after 5 years of being away from stripping, I didn't realize a band-aid had come off of my finger and stuck to my butt during my stage performance. o_O I only found out because a girl in the dressing room pointed it out after the fact, haha


Once I had a wig and suddenly, it jumped from my head as it had life of its own




I've fallen before. Once it was walking down the runway onto the stage and I missed a step and went straight down on my knees.. it was really loud. That was before my first song too so I had to come back out naked afterward lol.





I saw a girl come in for either an audition or amateur night and she had a tampon in, when she was taking her civilian underwear off the tampon string got tangled somehow with her underwear and came out!!
I never fell on stage but I did fall one time on the floor, standing by someones table I fell over/ off my shoes and hit the floor while standing more or less still. I was really high (don't do drugs anymore so I can laugh at myself now); but I guess I got nervous cause the night time manager came in early. It was hilarious.
XoXo Gia
Danielle Fishell (the Dish): "If the Super-Star thing doesn't work out, Gia makes a great stripper name"


At times I've had horrible anxiety on stage and felt like I couldn't breathe well.
One time my heel had worn out so the bottom was all slippery. I put a non-slip pad on the bottom but didn't realize it had fallen off. I started sliding and nearly totally wiped out but luckily didn't... It was still embarrassing enough having everyone see me trying not to fall.
Another time at a fully nude club, I forgot about my tampon string. Luckily it was just 2 guys by stage and not a full club.




One time someone told me they liked my pussy piercing and I was like uh.... I don't have a piercing there.
I had just done stage and turns out I had some TP stuck there and it was glowing under the UV lights!



I stated on stage and was notice
Butt pimples was notice. That suck



Geez, now that I'm thinking about it I've had just about every embarrassing thing happen. lol
1. I've had the TP and the tampon string thing happen
2. I've had one too many fireballs and fell off the pole.
3. I've had a wig fall off
You name it, it's happened to me lol


I had my shoes bottom fell off on stage. I didn't get it at first and I even kicked off that black stuff. Then I've noticed that stage became so slippery all of sudden. I even told nect girl coming up on stage that it's slipery for ome reason.
I've farted multiple times on stage but music was so loud that no one noticed.





I've flung my shoe before. The night DJ was walking across the floor and casually picked it up and brought it back. Not phased at all, haha.
I went on stage chewing gum once. Thought to myself "remember the gum if you go upside down", then promptly forgot about the gum and went upside down. Upon flipping right side up, gum lodged in my trachea. I basically wandered around the pole trying to discreetly either cough it up or swallow it and thinking what a shitty way to go this would be.
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."


When I was in my first couple months of dancing I drank A LOT. One night there was like two customers in the place and I wanted to practice pole tricks. I climbed the pole, leaned back and fell on my head. Knocked myself out and the DJ had to get me off stage. I tried to get another beer and obviously they wouldn't serve me, the bartender loves this story, I saw her for the first time in two years (this happened 5 years ago) and she brought it up.
I had to take like four days off because my head felt like mush. No more pole work for me.



Wearing a white outfit and starting my period on stage.
Discovering and using tampons for the first time, and having the string freeball it outside my black thong while I bend over, spread my legs, the works.
Pretty much every time I've ever started to bleed through my thong on stage. It didn't take much of that before I adopted my hard set rule of "no way in hell am I ever dancing on my heaviest day, ever again, ever. Ever. It never goes well. Ever."



Ok.... I got new one just today... I was on stage (my period) and link though my pink thong.... FML
I wanna cry





^ periods + dancing suck so much, I spend those days running to the bathroom every half hour thinking I felt something leak. Bah!
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."





i fell off a pole once during an audition because i had never used a spinning pole before and tried to spin on it like a stationary pole. lucky i still got hired although the manager said i needed to improve my pole skills, lol.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


Sliding down the pole one day and the my shoe totally broke in half. I had to limp off stage into the dressing room. Thank God I had an extra pair of shoes in my bag!
I'm a total lightweight at drinking, never can make it pass 3 drinks lol and one day the club was dead so I decided to have a few drinks at first I felt great got on stage and did an awesome set. I was thinking maybe should I have a drink more often at work to loosen up since I never drink. Welp bad idea after the first 30min I had to run off stage tot he bathroom where I puked my life away in the dirty bathroom smh Not to mention I'm very tall and being in stripper heels only adds to my height so bending down to the toilet was not an option so the mess was everywhere! Worst day of my life it felt like lol
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