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    Default "Do you do the nalq?"

    Just now on cam...

    HIM: nalq?
    ME: Sorry, can you repeat?
    HIM: nalq
    HIM: do you do the nalq?
    ME: I have no idea what that is
    HIM: ok thanks anyway
    (he leaves)

    nalq?? WTH is nalq ?!!

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    Default Re: "Do you do the nalq?"

    I just tried furiously googled that a few different ways and came up empty. I wish he would have explained, because I now I need to know.

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    Me too! We must know wtf this means.

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    Default Re: "Do you do the nalq?"

    So I just put "nalq" into google translate ( I know the openbb guys favorite translator) it says the language detected is Bulgarian and it means "poured". Could be something else all together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnotherLily View Post
    So I just put "nalq" into google translate ( I know the openbb guys favorite translator) it says the language detected is Bulgarian and it means "poured". Could be something else all together.
    It can't be that, he had a British enough username and a UK IP (on Adultwork). He left before I could ask - but you would have thought he would have explained when I didn't know. I googled too but nothing! I will try to catch him if he comes in again...

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    Default Re: "Do you do the nalq?"

    This is probably one of those things that we'll just never find the answer to. Like the "Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?" commercial. The world may never know...
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    In Persian/Farsi its a term for theatrical performances involving "Glorification of heroes and humiliation of enemies", maybe Persian or Arabic slang for SPH or ass worship? Most of my best clients for this were from that corner of the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatyBoleyn View Post
    In Persian/Farsi its a term for theatrical performances involving "Glorification of heroes and humiliation of enemies", maybe Persian or Arabic slang for SPH or ass worship? Most of my best clients for this were from that corner of the world.
    Oooh, interesting. Why didn't he just say that? LOL! I will remember for the next time (probably never) I get asked for nalq!

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    Default Re: "Do you do the nalq?"

    Well, if you take "anal" and mistype one of the a's -> "qnal" then scramble the letters -> "nalq"?

    It's a long shot, but maybe a non-English-speaking dude asked a friend how to say "anal" in English, and the friend had a total mistype and didn't bother to correct it. Now this poor guy thinks that's the proper spelling.

    Or more likely, the guy is from a country where "nalq" is a word, his iphone refuses to learn the word "anal," and thus every time he types "do you do the anal?" it auto-corrects to "do you do the nalq?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magical_Hoohah View Post
    Well, if you take "anal" and mistype one of the a's -> "qnal" then scramble the letters -> "nalq"?

    It's a long shot, but maybe a non-English-speaking dude asked a friend how to say "anal" in English, and the friend had a total mistype and didn't bother to correct it. Now this poor guy thinks that's the proper spelling.

    Or more likely, the guy is from a country where "nalq" is a word, his iphone refuses to learn the word "anal," and thus every time he types "do you do the anal?" it auto-corrects to "do you do the nalq?"
    that's what I thought when I read this. I've had guys ask for things and i'm like wtf are they talking about, and it turned out they didn't speak great english or their auto-correct put something else in and they didn't realize it till I pointed out that what they were talking about wasn't making any sense.

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    I definitely overthought that...I'll change my vote to "anal" typed by a right-hander using his left for some reason.

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    Default Re: "Do you do the nalq?"

    Hehe, I like the mystery here. If all the dude wanted was "anal" I'm going to feel let down. LOL

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    Default Re: "Do you do the nalq?"

    This thread had me laughing the entire way through!

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    Great detective work ladies! Now hit the showers!





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    Default Re: "Do you do the nalq?"

    yeah I vote anal. I do the anal. I do the safety dance too. I can even do both at the same time. ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessryan View Post
    yeah i vote anal. I do the anal. I do the safety dance too. I can even do both at the same time. ;-)
    please make a video of this. I'll pay!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by JessRyan View Post
    yeah I vote anal. I do the anal. I do the safety dance too. I can even do both at the same time. ;-)


    I have that going through my head now, had to YouTube it to stop the madness

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    Well this brightened up an otherwise crap shift, thanks CatBBW I really needed cheering up. I vote anal too, I get all kinds when they attempt to type one-handed...
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    This thread had me in stitches!!! Thank you for making my day!! For the record I vote anal as well. Although with the oddball requests we get I would have thought it was a weird anagram as well. I got asked to shove my flatiron up my ass the other night and that's not something I thought I'd ever hear so nalq- my thought would have been , "um naval ass lick , quick??"

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    You know what cracks me up? That he politely said ok thanks anyway and left instead of rephrasing, "finger in asshole?" or something.

    Like he thought oh dear, Cat is so innocent she's never even heard of anal, if he explained it she would probably be disgusted and offended! Better just leave.


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    Too funny!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JessRyan View Post
    yeah I vote anal. I do the anal. I do the safety dance too. I can even do both at the same time. ;-)


    In the words of Fry "That dance wasn't as safe as they made it out to be." :p

    I'm with Audri; I'd pay for that as well. lol

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