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    Duh Jizz...so much fucking jizz

    Is this a New York thing?

    Ive danced 7 years, mostly in the south. In that 7 years I've dealt with customers who jizzed on themselves exactly 2 times. Both were extremely embarrassed and apologetic, tipped well, and ran off to go get cleaned up.

    since being in NY (maybe 4 months now), I've dealt with more dudes spraying their baby-gravy down their own thighs than ever. I've lost count. Last week alone there were 5. FIVE OF THEM.

    In in my club, during the day we do 15 minute rooms, for some reason sweatpants-boner guys love me/these teeny blocks of time. Fine. Whatever. But they blow their loads after 1-2 songs, shove some cocktail napkins down the front of their jeans, then walk out. I've gotten good at spotting O-faces, and leap out of the way most of the time but like REALLY? 1-2 songs?

    I get that maybe the more "grindy" southern style lapdance is contributing, but after the first 2 dudes that did it once I moved here, I switched it up to move all around the room/couch/customer, with minimal crotch contact. AND IT STILL HAPPENS. Is premature ejaculation in the water? Is my club spiking cocktails? Since going blonde did I just become some sort of cum-magnet?

    I normally would just bathe in bleach and get on with my life, but these 15 minute rooms are making me look like a Hoover. One host always side-eyes me when the dudes come stumbling out, less than 5 minutes after starting the time. I want to scream at them IM NOT SUCKING DICK I PROMISE ITS JUST THESE PENISES HAVE NO CHILL. The last 15 minutes I did, I made the guy stay in the room till the host came to let us know our time was up. It was SO FRUSTRATING.

    I talk to my girls in the dressing room and they don't seem to have the same cummy...er...crummy problem I do.

    While I can't singlehandedly solve men's "lasting" problem, surely there is something I can do outside of holding the guy hostage in the room for the remaining 14 minutes? do I just refuse to do 15 minute rooms anymore? Do I start wearing t-backs with spikes on the crotch? Do I start leaving the curtains part-way open so management can see I'm a clean dancer? I am totally at a loss here.

    ps- while this post is sprinkled with puns, it is actually a problem that is starting to concern me. I used to laugh it off but now I'm...annoyed. What do?!
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    Yipes, girl, that is nasty..wish I had some advice


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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post

    if they jizz they are basically useless financially.


    Shayla, how grind-y is your dance? Are you staying in the same position too long maybe?

    Dances here are pretty high contact but to my knowledge I've only had this happen once. If they get any real grinding motion from me, I literally count to an 8 count in the song and then stop, to prevent this from happening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post


    Shayla, how grind-y is your dance? Are you staying in the same position too long maybe?

    Dances here are pretty high contact but to my knowledge I've only had this happen once. If they get any real grinding motion from me, I literally count to an 8 count in the song and then stop, to prevent this from happening.
    Yep. Stick and move, girl. Don't settle in place.
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    That's the thing, though! I count to 5, then move on to a boobs in face/ass wiggle/ heel on the couch/shoulder rub, literally ANY DANCE MOVE other than my body touching within a foot of their member. It is insane. I feel like I'm
    The only human in the world with this problem.
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    Are you happening to be doing any dirty talk during the dances? If so this could be getting them closer to that point quicker.
    Talk about boring subjects, trade back massages for most of the time and don't start the heavy grinding til the last few minutes.

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    zomg fuckinglolololololol I have no constructive feedback cos I r teh supernewb at grindy-grind, but holy mother of fuck did your post make me laff. *dead*

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    One, stop doing 15 min rooms. The reason guys do 15 min rooms IS TO CUM. Why would they need 30 mins or an hour? Secondly, if they decide to cum "on you", demand a very high tip! Thirdly, stop dancing start talking.

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    LOL, the title of this thread!!

    It's not a New York thing. It's a pervert customer thing. Definitely avoid the crotch and be wary of "the signs." If he starts moaning loudly, ease up.

    What really irks me is when guys try to pull you down on their body, to make you grind on them. Ughhh. So nauseatingly gross. They don't pay us enough for this crap, lol.

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    Just wow. I have nothing to say but to stay off there joy stick...
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    Do you mind if I ask whereabouts in NY you are at? I'm upstate, (SYR and ROC) and I have this problem SO MUCH. At one of my old clubs, managers and security used to make fun of me (harmless making fun) because they could see the customers pants glow on the camera I guess. I too switch position a lot. Maybe we just attract the dudes who get off way too easy!

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    I think we've all had this happen once or twice when it makes sense, but I remember consoling a newbie who came into the dressing room totally rattled because the guy she was dancing for came and she wasn't even close to his crotch- standing up and facing the other way, so she got to see the o face and everything.

    "They can just go off at any time????"

    Yeah, I guess some guys are just a walking jizz bomb waiting to explode when anything remotely sexual happens.

    Grinding, and actually being on a guy's lap while nude isn't allowed around here and it STILL happens wtf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anya_briel View Post
    Do you mind if I ask whereabouts in NY you are at? I'm upstate, (SYR and ROC) and I have this problem SO MUCH. At one of my old clubs, managers and security used to make fun of me (harmless making fun) because they could see the customers pants glow on the camera I guess. I too switch position a lot. Maybe we just attract the dudes who get off way too easy!
    I'm in the city. It's just insane because even during regular dances on the floor, often a dude will cum from 1-2 dances. That's why I'm so confused. We're magnets
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    Quote Originally Posted by arielbriel View Post
    One, stop doing 15 min rooms. The reason guys do 15 min rooms IS TO CUM. Why would they need 30 mins or an hour? Secondly, if they decide to cum "on you", demand a very high tip! Thirdly, stop dancing start talking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaylaSkates View Post
    Is this a New York thing?

    since being in NY (maybe 4 months now), I've dealt with more dudes spraying their baby-gravy down their own thighs than ever. I've lost count. Last week alone there were 5. FIVE OF THEM.
    I can think of a couple of places in New Jersey where customers go to the club specifically to do just that, and the clubs provide baby blankets for the dancers to use when they have to give dances. Those customers have no shame.

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    Girl maybe it is a blonde thing! I've been having this happen way too much lately & in my club's 15 minute rooms too! I literally left early the other day because I had another customer jizz his pants & I was like nope I'm done. I've tried the same things- moving around, not grinding too hard. I can't even figure out how a guy would cum from a dance let alone so fast.. I guess we're just that hot right? Blessing & a curse lol

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    I get on SW a lot and found myself at this thread because I am nervous that I could get pregnant by dancing. I mean if your crotch is completely tucked and covered but you happen to see that the customer came is this possible. For the passed two weeks I've been a cum magnet and I can't stand it anymore. I'm worried I'm pregnant by some stranger!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raymona View Post
    I get on SW a lot and found myself at this thread because I am nervous that I could get pregnant by dancing. I mean if your crotch is completely tucked and covered but you happen to see that the customer came is this possible. For the passed two weeks I've been a cum magnet and I can't stand it anymore. I'm worried I'm pregnant by some stranger!!
    That's not how it works. Just be grossed out not worried about pregnancy.

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    I am completely grossed out. Used the Dr bathroom to wash my body.. uuggh .

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    Wear 2 pairs of bottoms.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    It would actually need to be inside of your vagina to get pregnant... why don't you get on some BC?

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    Or you could rub some spermicide lube on


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    This title though......

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    Quote Originally Posted by arielbriel View Post
    It would actually need to be inside of your vagina to get pregnant... why don't you get on some BC?
    Waiting for my depo at end of month, and mabey anxiety meds to. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    Wear 2 pairs of bottoms.
    I do that and still I find myself changing bottoms when I feel grossed after a dance where that happens. Just ugh . I think I even smell it on me sometimes. Lmao

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