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    Default 7 types of guys at the strip club.

    Just found this on another forum.

    7 The newbie
    Young men, there will inevitably be a time where a trip to the strip club is your first. Some, like myself, describe it as paradise. Others say it’s like a land filled with milk and honey. Either way, cherish that moment. You’ll be nervous, you’ll be afraid to stare, but fear not young lad. The price of admission gives you the unalienable right to ogle at your leisure. Pretty sure I saw that in the Bill of Rights.

    The bachelor party
    No bachelor party is complete without a heavily inebriated trip to a gentleman’s club. This group is impossible to miss. They travel at least 10 deep and nary a one of them is sober. Often times the bachelor is thrown on stage amidst a throng of strippers and you’ll see more of him than you’d ever hoped for. Moreover, if all of you leave together and somehow make it back to the hotel alive, consider it a miracle.

    5 The A-holes that bring women
    Shame on you, shame on all of you who have ever considered bringing a woman to our domain. If by chance, your wife ever asks you if she can join you at the strip club, the first word out of your mouth should be “Divorce”. Plain and simple. We go to see half-naked women and get away from our significant others. The last thing any of us want to see is your stupid wife/girlfriend in her mom jeans telling you not to ogle.

    4 The wife beater
    Inevitably, you’ll run into this guy almost every time you walk in to a club. He parades around in a wife beater or tank top in the lame hopes that his tatted up arm will catch the strippers attention (as if the ladies care about anything but money). Listen buddy, I came to see scantily clad strippers. Is it too much to ask to throw on a t-shirt, perhaps even a polo?

    3 The creepy dude who comes by himself
    It’s ok to stare, it’s even ok to gawk at the women. But when the bouncer comes over because you poke, prod, and fondle every stripper that walks by you and otherwise scare the hell out of the rest of the patrons, that’s a problem. Thankfully, these types of guys travel by their lonesome, so kicking them out without causing too much of a scene isn’t a problem. Here’s an idea buddy, rent a **** and go to town. Keep the creepy stuff to the sanctity of your own home.

    2 The business suit guys
    For some reason, this type of guy was often associated with horny Japanese businessmen. But as time goes on, others have picked up on this popular fad. Whether you make $200k a year or even $20k, dressing the part at the strip club helps in getting extra special attention from the ladies. Because surely, a man in flip-flops and shorts doesn’t nearly have the same, how shall we say, je ne sais quoi, that a man in fine Italian silk has.

    1 The sports watcher
    Unfortunately, we’ve all been there. A buddy has a bad week and he drags you (although, not much convincing is needed) for a night of adult entertainment. By man law, you’re obligated to go. And while you love the ladies, you find yourself peeking at that basketball game that you dropped 100 bucks on. Don’t fret, this doesn’t mean you bat for the other team (not that there’s anything wrong with that). If this happens less than 10% of the time, you’re in the clear. Otherwise, your friends may have to question your loyalty.

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    Default Re: 7 types of guys at the strip club.

    Haha I'm sometimes #5 I never turn down any woman that wants to go. The shit civvies do in clubs is hilarious. I love watching how their conditioning and book feminism conflicts with their lust and the sight of a really bad ass woman in full glory. Several times I've had to gently discipline friends who break down and beg for what I'll term "woman extras". Literally one time "I'll give you a thousand dollars to go to a hotel with me" (this is a woman mind you) while the dancer puts on a kind, sad expression and slowly shakes her head "no".

    Now before I get flamed by my dear friends on here who I know justifiably hate this, I will say it is like 5% of the time.
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    Default Re: 7 types of guys at the strip club.

    Just don't bring in a woman who doesn't really wanna be there, those are the ones I mind in OUR domain lol ��.
    Ugh hate business suit douches.

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    Default Re: 7 types of guys at the strip club.

    Quote Originally Posted by We had a rabbit like you View Post
    Just don't bring in a woman who doesn't really wanna be there, those are the ones I mind in OUR domain lol ��.
    Ugh hate business suit douches.
    Exactly. I don't need some bitch giving me the stink eye while I do my job.

    And I never approach suits. All flash and no cash.

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    Default Re: 7 types of guys at the strip club.

    Please leave the cockblocking, judgemental, woohoo loud bitches home.

    Basically, the majority of females. Minus former dancers.
    :-)
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    Default Re: 7 types of guys at the strip club.

    I don't find myself in any of those categories.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: 7 types of guys at the strip club.

    Quote Originally Posted by LoveyDovey View Post
    Exactly. I don't need some bitch giving me the stink eye while I do my job.
    lol...watch this video...

    https://youtu.be/IEf-MGeBqII

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    ^^Not cool she knocked her over. Lesson is don't bring your SO unless she is truly cool - female friends who ask to go.... Another story - they can't claim to be jealous.
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    Yes!!! At Goldrush one of my co-workers was giving a guy a table dance and his crazy GF came in and broke the dancers nose
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    Default Re: 7 types of guys at the strip club.

    10 types of strippers:

    1 hooker

    2 slut

    3 drug addict

    4 alcoholic

    5 single parent

    6 sugar daddy girl

    7 crazy chick

    8 drama queen

    9 putting herself thru school (for 14 yrs)

    10 cheap hooker

    cmon its just a joke.
    Last edited by zeke; 10-18-2016 at 06:38 PM.

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