Which customers make you feel most awkward?
For me it's lesbian girls that buy lap dances but are prettier than me.
Which customers make you feel most awkward?
For me it's lesbian girls that buy lap dances but are prettier than me.




for me its the ones that continuously try to give me their number. I don't want it. i didn't want it the first time and don't want it the 10th time . let's not make this weird .





Women, in general. And also men who seem perfectly normal or look like someone I'd want to date. I'd honestly rather dance for the uggos and weirdos whose opinions I don't care about, lol.
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Really large men. I'm petite so straddling them hurts and I usually have to 'pick up' their stomach with my butt to rub on their lap. Yuck.
Guys that I have no stripper chemistry with that want a ton of eye contact during dances. This is my time to take a break and watch myself in the mirror, please stay transfixed on my body.




This ^^
It's so hard to do lap dances for people with no laps.
And like even when working no contact I like to put one foot up on the arm or the back of the chair/bench and if their belly gets in the way it's like "wow literally all I can do is dance in front of you." Bend over, turn, here are my boobs again, repeat.
Also guys who buy long amounts of time and don't talk at all. It's so awkward without any sort of feedback. Are you thinking "wow what a waste of $500"? Are you speechless because nude woman? Who knows?



When guys put their drinks in my face, just no. I won't drink after you, thank you very little.
I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. ~Geoff Johns



The ones that do so much dirty talking when we're sitting around a lot of people. I once had a guy that was saying things like "I would so lick your fat pussy inside out" when a song ended so it got quiet in the room and everyone looked our way. -____-
Can you at least take me to VIP or something? It wouldn't be so awkward then.




Rude assholes who look at you like you're an alien when you approach them. Like have some respect, if you don't want to talk/buy me a drink/get a dance that is your God given right but don't try to make me have a bad night because you are not interested/cheap.
Guys who ask "so what do you do back there?" Or "what are your boundaries?" Referring to the lap dance area basically asking if I do extras.
People who don't speak English well.

The customers who are DETERMINED to get you out of your stripper persona aka assholes who like to act like they know everything about how strippers operate. Constantly saying things like "your workin me you don't really mean that it's your job to say that" or trying to catch you in a lie when you're not lying. What's even crazier is these assholes want dances. I get so turned off that I don't even want to dance for them their personalities are awful. If you think strippers are just tricksters who want you out of your money then why are you here??!





^^^^This! I was just talking about that in another thread. The "hahah that's not your real name" fuck wads. Also guys who think I am lying about not having children. Um, ok...
Also, when I Was like 21 a teacher from my HS came into my club. That was pretty awkward. He was not one of my teachers but still- I think paying 18 year girls to see them naked is not something someone who works with 17 year old girls for a living should be doing.
The most awkward I have ever felt tough is probably people that are on drugs when you are not on drugs. It is very odd. Like watching zoo animals.
XoXo Gia
Danielle Fishell (the Dish): "If the Super-Star thing doesn't work out, Gia makes a great stripper name"





^^^^This! I was just talking about that in another thread. The "hahah that's not your real name" fuck wads. Also guys who think I am lying about not having children. Um, ok...
Also, when I Was like 21 a teacher from my HS came into my club. That was pretty awkward. He was not one of my teachers but still- I think paying 18 year girls to see them naked is not something someone who works with 17 year old girls for a living should be doing.
I find people with ignorant world views obnoxious as fuck. I do not think your racist or sexist jokes are funny douche meister.
The most awkward I have ever felt tough is probably people that are on drugs when you are not on drugs. It is very odd. Like watching zoo animals.
XoXo Gia
Danielle Fishell (the Dish): "If the Super-Star thing doesn't work out, Gia makes a great stripper name"
The costumers that after a $20 dance ask you if you go to the hotel or what's happening after the dance. ... What do you want to happen after a 20 dance? Only: 'Thanks and good bye. .. Next...' Or some indian guy who as for sex for $60. That's almost funny when I am no tired..


the ones trying to get you out of the club for either something extra or are trying to save you
Haha our club used to have a guy like that! We'd call him Dirty Doug. Dirty Doug was a good tipper. He'd drone on and on into each girl's ear a whole litany of perverted drivel. Once he told me he wanted to slurp tequila out of my ass crack. Good times! Sadly, he passed away. RIP, Dirty Doug. You were certainly one of a kind...





This's a great thread!
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt







The grabby ones, especially when you try to physically leave/finish a dance and they keep on pulling you back. I'm only 112 ish pounds so this is sometimes a prob for me.
Also women and couples.

I totally agree with seashell lol, I love the weirdos. I'm new and I've only danced a few times but my favorite so far was the awkward guy who giggled like a little kid when my boobs were in his face. He was actually my first customer and he was perfect lol. He said it was the best dance he ever had, and he was too awkward/socially inept/drunk to say it with the intent to be nice.
Grabby guys. If you try to outright touch my crotch, especially after I've already laid down the rules, I will get mad and defensive. Now instead of fluid movements, I'm constantly having to figure out how to position myself to make sure you have the least access to my parts. The rest of dance will now be awkward with me just wanting to finish instead of having fun.




Customers who come up to my stage (when I'm on a small side stage not the main one.. I obv do less on these small stages) and just stare at me. Like they're expecting some crazy trick or something. Not the customers who come up and look all happy and into me while they tip but the ones that literally look like :l and sit there with like a dollar bill out.
I'll say K THANKS but they don't move. Like okay I clearly am not doing anything exciting over here keep it moving.




Yeah, this for sure. They get a couple chances to get the hint (because a lot of guys will test the waters once just to see and then get the hint and behave when I maneuver out of the way or say management is watching or something) but if they don't then I hate having to drop the facade to tell them to chill the fuck out because I always sound like someone's mom scolding their toddler. Ruins things for everyone.
I also hate when they ask questions they don't really want the honest answer to, Imagine if I told them the truth.
"So why did you start stripping?"
Money.
"What's your story?"
My life is awesome and I really like money.
"What are you doing later?"
Counting my money and then going to bed.
"Do you have a man? Girls like you shouldn't have to do this."
I do, and he knows how much I like money, and I actually don't have to do this... but... I really, really like money.
Any time a guy puts himself down for being unattractive because they usually are and usually my attempts to say otherwise fall totally flat because we both know I'm full of shit.
Guys who go out of their way to tell me that they're gentlemen, that they're respectful, who tell me that they view me as a real person and that they really care about how I feel. These guys are almost always long term maneuvering for OTC and they inevitably start trying to test the boundaries after they think they've won my trust. Maybe that shit works on some girls but I see right the fuck through it and give the bullshit right back to them by being vague, acting naive and dumb, and just being SO busy with school, and volunteering, and a day job, and sometimes I'll throw in an imaginary kid, and leading them on until they figure out that it will be a cold day in hell before I meet their "respectful" asses at the motel 6. I don't really have to deal with these kinds of guys that often now because I barely dance but when I was doing it full time I had several regular customers like this and I dreaded it because making money off them was exhausting. I'm good at it, but I really don't like playing head games.
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