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    Guys who "fall in love" with me.

    Really? You fell in love with my basically 2-dimensional version of myself who's only agenda is to eat tacos and play LoL? Like, yes, I'm the perfect girl, that's the whole point, I'm the fantasy... give me $50 now pls.

    You know I'm really good at inverting on the pole, that's all ya got really. So how do these dudes "fall in love," except that they obviously just want an girl who unrealistically only cares about what they like and enjoys talking about what they like? And do they realize that now it's completely awkward and weird to have them in the lapdance room, and all I wanna do is shrug them off onto another dancer at the expense of losing money to avoid hearing you drone on about how we'd be so perfect and I just need to give it a chance. -_-

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    One dork had a hard time looking at me. He said he felt uncomfortable talking with someone in their underwear. Um, why are you here then? He was all"Don't you feel awkward, talking to people in your underwear?" Um, now I do...weirdo....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rareaspasia View Post
    Yeah, this for sure. They get a couple chances to get the hint (because a lot of guys will test the waters once just to see and then get the hint and behave when I maneuver out of the way or say management is watching or something) but if they don't then I hate having to drop the facade to tell them to chill the fuck out because I always sound like someone's mom scolding their toddler. Ruins things for everyone.

    I also hate when they ask questions they don't really want the honest answer to, Imagine if I told them the truth.

    "So why did you start stripping?"
    Money.

    "What's your story?"
    My life is awesome and I really like money.

    "What are you doing later?"
    Counting my money and then going to bed.

    "Do you have a man? Girls like you shouldn't have to do this."
    I do, and he knows how much I like money, and I actually don't have to do this... but... I really, really like money.

    Any time a guy puts himself down for being unattractive because they usually are and usually my attempts to say otherwise fall totally flat because we both know I'm full of shit.

    Guys who go out of their way to tell me that they're gentlemen, that they're respectful, who tell me that they view me as a real person and that they really care about how I feel. These guys are almost always long term maneuvering for OTC and they inevitably start trying to test the boundaries after they think they've won my trust. Maybe that shit works on some girls but I see right the fuck through it and give the bullshit right back to them by being vague, acting naive and dumb, and just being SO busy with school, and volunteering, and a day job, and sometimes I'll throw in an imaginary kid, and leading them on until they figure out that it will be a cold day in hell before I meet their "respectful" asses at the motel 6. I don't really have to deal with these kinds of guys that often now because I barely dance but when I was doing it full time I had several regular customers like this and I dreaded it because making money off them was exhausting. I'm good at it, but I really don't like playing head games.
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    Hot female customers in the club make me feel awkward, especially if they buy dances from me. I mostly date women, and when a hot woman comes into the club, my stripper persona gets broken, and I get nervous. The hottest guy in the world can come into my club and I can keep my stripper persona up, but a hot girl and I turn to mush...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KariSwitch View Post
    Hot female customers in the club make me feel awkward, especially if they buy dances from me. I mostly date women, and when a hot woman comes into the club, my stripper persona gets broken, and I get nervous. The hottest guy in the world can come into my club and I can keep my stripper persona up, but a hot girl and I turn to mush...
    for me, every female customer makes me awkward and i hate couples, but for the opposite reason. I'm super straight, so it feels very unnatural to me to act sexy in front of a girl. And in case they are really hot, then I just get intimidated.

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    OH! OH!

    1) When you're back in a room with a customer and they moan in your ear and start breathing heavily.
    It gets me queasy every time...

    2) When men with rough hands rub against my nipples, after my boob job I couldn't feel anything but it figures that I feel that and it irritates me to no avail.

    3) Men who complain of no one coming up to them when all they have been doing is tipping each girl a dollar on stage.

    4) Men who tip me like $4 on stage and tell me how they think that strippers should be tipped more, but that he can't afford it because he is dating a girl who is draining him of his assests. (Like why are you here dude? You know we work for money, your girlfriend probably is a stripper... Are you trying to repeat your mistake? Oh, whatever... Thank you sweetie! NEXT.)

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    The only customers that have ever made me feel awkward are the ones who simply do not respond to conversation, or the ones who are rude right off the bat and do not look you in the eye or respond when I say hi. I find that soooooo unbelievably rude, like excuse you? Thankfully that doesn't happen often, if it did I would probably stab someone.

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    It started out awkward, but ended up turning into a good regular.

    One time a guy bought a double dance for his employee but was totally oblivious his employee was gay and kept bringing him with him all the time. the first time I danced for his employee it was super awkward. But as I got to know him, I started giving hints in th conversation that I knew he was gay and now whenever he comes in, he picks me as the girl he wants dances with and his boss pays for his dances and all we do is talk back there..lol he is so awesome. Also how is his boss that oblivious? Lol

    Actually now that I think about it I've danced for a few gay guys whose friends had no clue and bought dances for them. :/
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    Female customers giving me the stink eye. Don't bring your man here then???

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaceyFace View Post
    Guys who "fall in love" with me.

    Really? You fell in love with my basically 2-dimensional version of myself who's only agenda is to eat tacos and play LoL? Like, yes, I'm the perfect girl, that's the whole point, I'm the fantasy... give me $50 now pls.

    You know I'm really good at inverting on the pole, that's all ya got really. So how do these dudes "fall in love," except that they obviously just want an girl who unrealistically only cares about what they like and enjoys talking about what they like? And do they realize that now it's completely awkward and weird to have them in the lapdance room, and all I wanna do is shrug them off onto another dancer at the expense of losing money to avoid hearing you drone on about how we'd be so perfect and I just need to give it a chance. -_-

    -sigh- It felt good to let that out lmao
    Oh I'm going through this one right now. With a married customer.

    "Oh, if only circumstances were different. I know you're my soulmate. We have so much in common. I missed you. I love you. Thought about you all weekend. We'd be so great together. Blah blah blah..."

    No. You skeeve me out. And I am so in love with my boyfriend and even if I were sigle, NO. Just no. Never. Nope.

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    honestly guys who want to date me make me feel more weird than guys who straight up ask for sex lol.
    ESPECIALLY if they are saying they love me, too. *eyeroll*

    Oh and women. Definently women. I'm really really straight.
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    Hot guys who bring their ball n chainz to the club - like why?!? Really though - why????

    I had a magical experience with a group once where this guy was fine as hell but brought his ugly ass side kick girlfriend to the club plus his guy friend. Well I end up getting $500 hustling his friend but since it's a group - everybody gone pay for some dances lol!!!

    So I get the fine dude to go to VIP with me (and since his girlfriend is there I sell them on a couples dance). Well so she won't get jealous I offer to dance for her but I think she loathes me at this point so surprisingly she says it's okay to dance for her boyfriend. Well one of the few times I'm actually attracted to the customer so I start air dancing and I can instantly sense his arousal even though I'm barely that close to him. Again trying not to offend ball n chainz.

    No matter how mild and tame I tried to be, I could have easily pulled her boyfriend and she knew it as she was clinging onto his ass for dear life and he was trying to escape her clutches like a kid in a candy store. It was awkward and would have been better had he left her ass at home. Bet she won't be taking her bf to a strip club anytime soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    Hot guys who bring their ball n chainz to the club - like why?!? Really though - why????

    I had a magical experience with a group once where this guy was fine as hell but brought his ugly ass side kick girlfriend to the club plus his guy friend. Well I end up getting $500 hustling his friend but since it's a group - everybody gone pay for some dances lol!!!

    So I get the fine dude to go to VIP with me (and since his girlfriend is there I sell them on a couples dance). Well so she won't get jealous I offer to dance for her but I think she loathes me at this point so surprisingly she says it's okay to dance for her boyfriend. Well one of the few times I'm actually attracted to the customer so I start air dancing and I can instantly sense his arousal even though I'm barely that close to him. Again trying not to offend ball n chainz.

    No matter how mild and tame I tried to be, I could have easily pulled her boyfriend and she knew it as she was clinging onto his ass for dear life and he was trying to escape her clutches like a kid in a candy store. It was awkward and would have been better had he left her ass at home. Bet she won't be taking her bf to a strip club anytime soon.
    Lol, another reason why women who bring their men to the strip club fascinate me.
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    I just started, but the most awkward so far is-
    Guys who tell me how much they will care for me and love me if I'll just be their girlfriend. LOL You can care for me by handing over those bills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 22lligm View Post
    Customers who come up to my stage (when I'm on a small side stage not the main one.. I obv do less on these small stages) and just stare at me. Like they're expecting some crazy trick or something. Not the customers who come up and look all happy and into me while they tip but the ones that literally look like :l and sit there with like a dollar bill out.

    I'll say K THANKS but they don't move. Like okay I clearly am not doing anything exciting over here keep it moving.


    lol. Yep. Sometimes if I am feeling overly honest I'll lean down and say "I'm usually pretty boring on stage unless you're drunk, so maybe you should go grab yourself a drink... *pats them on the back to leave* " . lol. but seriously its true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rareaspasia View Post
    Yeah, this for sure. They get a couple chances to get the hint (because a lot of guys will test the waters once just to see and then get the hint and behave when I maneuver out of the way or say management is watching or something) but if they don't then I hate having to drop the facade to tell them to chill the fuck out because I always sound like someone's mom scolding their toddler. Ruins things for everyone.

    I also hate when they ask questions they don't really want the honest answer to, Imagine if I told them the truth.

    "So why did you start stripping?"
    Money.

    "What's your story?"
    My life is awesome and I really like money.

    "What are you doing later?"
    Counting my money and then going to bed.

    "Do you have a man? Girls like you shouldn't have to do this."
    I do, and he knows how much I like money, and I actually don't have to do this... but... I really, really like money.

    Any time a guy puts himself down for being unattractive because they usually are and usually my attempts to say otherwise fall totally flat because we both know I'm full of shit.

    Guys who go out of their way to tell me that they're gentlemen, that they're respectful, who tell me that they view me as a real person and that they really care about how I feel. These guys are almost always long term maneuvering for OTC and they inevitably start trying to test the boundaries after they think they've won my trust. Maybe that shit works on some girls but I see right the fuck through it and give the bullshit right back to them by being vague, acting naive and dumb, and just being SO busy with school, and volunteering, and a day job, and sometimes I'll throw in an imaginary kid, and leading them on until they figure out that it will be a cold day in hell before I meet their "respectful" asses at the motel 6. I don't really have to deal with these kinds of guys that often now because I barely dance but when I was doing it full time I had several regular customers like this and I dreaded it because making money off them was exhausting. I'm good at it, but I really don't like playing head games.
    hahahaha I answer these questions honestly...

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    When a couple feel all up on me lol I feel like I'm being gang up on
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    Guys who act like they had absolutely no willpower in coming to the club! Like it's beneath them and they're only there because it's their buddy's birthday, but it's gross and they're so annoyed by beautiful ladies approaching them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elliela View Post
    Guys who act like they had absolutely no willpower in coming to the club! Like it's beneath them and they're only there because it's their buddy's birthday, but it's gross and they're so annoyed by beautiful ladies approaching them.
    Ugh bachelor parties are the worst for this! Like, it isn't about you! This is your friend's big night. If you don't want to have fun for yourself, fine, but at least be fun for your buddy. If he's lucky he's only going to get to do this once!

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    Old men who buy dances and say things like, "You can't be more than 18 years old."

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    yep the guys that wont stop going on and on about wanting to date me...Ive said no about 5 times and you havnt even bought anything, the guys that say they respect me too much to buy anything, guys that insist on spending several hours deciding whether they want an hour in VIP or not while taking the cash out their pockets and generally waving it around, and then decide against it, the ones that wont stop going on about the slightly strange things they want to do to my pussy and get all grabby when they buy dances, then complain to the manager cos I didnt fuck them.

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    The guys that when you ask about having some sexy time and dance reply they want to relax... I understand but I am so tempted to say: go to the SPA then here is to get exited/horney .... or the guys that say "is no because of you" no need your justification as I ask this to everyone and if you don't like me I learned how to handle it .. Is almost embarrassing telling them I am ok if you feel not ok with me. actually now I leave politely without spending energies. I also find some of them later on looking at me while I am dancing for someone else... so cheap!

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    Something very irritating is when a guy wants to try making small talk throughout a dance. I guess its usually because they feel embarrassed/shy/awkward themselves and don't know where to look etc but I wish they'd shut up.

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    The ones who insist on deep, intense eye contact. Nnnnoooooo, stare at my ass, stare at my boobs, stare at my coochie, stop acting like you're trying some creepy mind control on me.

    Older men, like 60-65+ who only like the VERY young looking dancers. It just weirds me out. We have a few girls right now that seriously look 15-16 years old (they're 18-19) and the old guys just swoop on them like prey.

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    When I come up and say hi.
    Then get the look like I'm on drugs..... I do the same back
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