Guys who touch the back of my neck/anywhere on my face. I hate hate HATE that. I hate when guys touch my hair or try to be "intimate" by framing my face with their hands. It honestly feels more intrusive than grabbing my boobs or something would be.
Guys who touch the back of my neck/anywhere on my face. I hate hate HATE that. I hate when guys touch my hair or try to be "intimate" by framing my face with their hands. It honestly feels more intrusive than grabbing my boobs or something would be.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.



Guys who don't spend money. On any of the girls.
Like....
The fuck are you doing here?

1. The ones who grab you as you pass by, want you to twirl so they can see your ass, don't want to tip, then say maybe later for a dance; all while grabbing on & complimenting you over and over.
2. Girls/guys who talk shit to their friends as you're on stage as you're trying to peak their interest for a dance.
3. The ones who want to know what you do in the VIP, you explain in a sexy way; "but what else?" "is that aaaaaallll?" You wonder if they're just a pig, or a cop.
Honestly I love dropping some cash at strip clubs when I'm not working, as a bisexual lady and also general appreciator of badass b**ches, tbh. I wish more girls would get on this tip rather than just sitting there with their boyfriend or whatever and staring at their phone/trying to dance next to the stage/generally being terrible patrons who don't tip or buy anything. I mean I think strip clubs would be better if the clientele wasnt Like 98% dudes if ladies could be trained on how to be in a club.


Thank you for making this post.I hate hate when men try to touch me all over during a dance when I say"no touching allowed" I remove their hand and they keep going as if nothing.I hate them.In general I hate men.When they talk to me about wanting to take me to a hotel I smile at them but inside I am cursing them out.I really wish I can punch the hell out of them sometimes.



@Captain Save a Ho
Guys who bring up race.
Guys that ask for your number and a dinner date.
Guys who talk sh*t about the other dancers to me. Usually talking about so and so's busted looking surgery.
Groups of people (couples and friends). I usually feel as if I'm not approaching them right or saying the right thing. It's easier to approach someone who is alone. Plus, the couples I've come across usually don't spend/buy dances, and when they do buy dances they start acting inappropriate and it's just awkward.
Attractive female customers.

the only customers i ever feel awkward around are the genuinely hot ones.. as in i would be interested in them in a normal setting. but luckily i’ve only met like two/three actual hot guys in the club
* Creepy asshats who try to do some kind of weird bullshit with me. For example, I went over and sat next to a guy who was sitting in a corner alone. He pulled me on to his lap and started saying all these rude things while rubbing my thigh. He told me that I wasn't pretty enough to be working there and that I should go work at a coney island instead. All while continuing to keep his hand on my thigh, rubbing. He said that if I took him to vip he'd let me blow him for $25, as if he was doing me a favor. I got off of his lap, repulsed by him. He tried getting my phone number. Later he threw a crumpled up dollar bill at me.
* Guys who bring up race. In my head I'm thinking "Dude, I don't care if you're black, white, yellow, purple, pink, green, or any other color of the effin' rainbow. Just as long as you've got money that you're willing to spend on me".
* Guys who take you to VIP and immediately start asking about sexual services and prices for each sexual service. I automatically assume that they are LE by default and change the subject, but that's awkward as hell.
* Overly nosy guys who ask a bunch of personal questions like what city do I live in, where did I grow up at, how many customers do I see a day, do I fuck any of them, what's my real name, how old am I, do I have kids, why am I working this kind of job, does my family know, am I married, etc. I feel like those are either LE fishing for info, curious journalist dudes looking to write an article about strippers, or potential stalkers.
* Guys who keep trying to finger me, even after I've moved their hand away and told them to stop. I hate being fingered even in my personal life. I don't want some stranger shoving his grubby fingers in me.


The ones that ask if you're a cop 0.o no but since you asked I'm going to walk away now because I know what you're probably looking for.

I am right there with you. I’m a bisexual lady...my ex (a guy, also bi) got me into going to clubs and we LOVED going to them together because we both genuinely enjoyed it and genuinely enjoyed seeing what the other person was turned on by or attracted to....but then again neither of us was really a very jealous person about that stuff. I guess it just depends. But I don’t understand girls who are jealous or just not into it going to the club like just stay home? When I go to clubs alone now I usually have a perfectly OK time talking to and tipping ladies well at the rack.







The ones who ask you 100 questions and then determine everything that you said is a lie lol.
The guys who try to trip you during a dance so you fall into them and they can get a grope in. These are imho worse than the handsy ones, cause the handsy ones are obvious. The obvious ones I think get off on being scolded, as well so it is a damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario.Trip, on the other hand is usually very unexpected and is even more predatory. He knows groping is wrong but covers up his intent by purposely tripping you and pretending it was an accident.
I worked in a club that has a unisex sink. So many dudes do not wash their hands. And the bathroom attendants yell out "wash your hands" for everyone to hear, and even then, when put on the spot and people looking at them, do not turn around and head back to the sink to wash their hands. Makes everyone feel awkward. I'm also grossed out by guys who will eat club food (if food is served) and lick their fingers. Ewww.
Can you mother fuckers please brush your teeth and even if you did can you not breathe in my face. Thanks.



Guys who start kissing you during the dance...rarely do they go for the lips, thats not what im referring to (though that would obviously be nasty also). I’m talking about guys who start kissing my neck, back etc during the dance...and it happens almost every single night! I tend to just tell them theres “no oral contact allowed” and it immediately kills the vibe. But seriously, keep your nasty mouth to yourself! I already have to hear it babbling away, dont make me have the displeasure of feeling it against my body as well
I was grinding on a guy the other day facing away from him, and this motherfucker grabbed my upper arms so I couldn't get away and started LICKING MY BACK UP AND DOWN. Fucking disgusting!! A girl who was dancing for a guy across from me saw it and yelled at him to let me go. Then the dude bolted out without paying me. I feel SO GROSS YA'LL.
Guys who assume I’m Russian..fact check, I’m not.
Guys who ask me where I’m from and insist I’m not from the area where I grew up at.
Guys who close their legs when giving a dance.
Guys saying that I shouldn’t be a stripper and ask why I do this.
I’m a total bitch so I tell guys how it is usually..
Guys think they can totally run me over because I look so innocent.
Guys that are too cool to talk to you but also won't just ask you to leave. As if a stripper at a strip club trying to talk to him is life's greatest burden.
"There are different kinds of darkness. There is darkness that frightens, the darkness that soothes, the darkness that is restful. There is the darkness of lovers, and the darkness of assassins. It becomes what the bearer wishes it to be, needs it to be. It is not wholly bad or good."
- The Court of Mist and Fury


Weird creepy looking 30 something year old guys that are not married and look like they live in mom's basement. Seems like everyone of them try to have intellectual conversation and try to make themselves sound intelligent but just come off so weird about it.
Customers who have been sitting at the tip rail watching/tipping the other girls but when the next girl comes on stage it's clear that they are not into her because they look down/look away (or have a disgusted wtf look if they do happen to be watching her) and don't tip at all. Of course you're not gonna like every dancer. But if you're sitting at the rail and you don't like the girl who's currently up, then step away from the tip rail and go back to the normal seats until her set is over.
I've had this happen to me like 3 times, but it was annoying and rude. I had the urge to aggressively twerk in their face so they would hopefully take the hint. I saw a girl actually do this and the guy still didn't get it.
Last edited by SugarCookies; 07-19-2018 at 10:30 PM.
Ok, I have to add this because it creeped me out yesterday: custies who resemble your male relatives. I had this dude yesterday who looked like one of my grandpas, dressed the same as him, wearing a baseball cap that my grandpa has the same one. He was probably just as old as him too, except shorter than him. He kept telling me how beautiful I was, gently caressing my arm and back, kissing my hand, and all I could see when I looked at him was my grandfather. I tried not to make eye contact with him because I felt like I was giving a lap dance to my grandpa. It was so awkward. He ended up spending a large amount on me and said he will come back next week to see me. I was grateful for the $ I earned from him but damn, why does he have to look like my freakin' grandpa?
Guys who have never gone to a strip club, or have only gone a few times.
My club opens at 12pm. I pulled in at 11:45am and saw a dude sitting in his car waiting for us to open. 20 year-old dude with a suit on that was WAY too big for him.
Got dressed and approached him later on and he said it was his first time at a club and how he has 0 confidence and he's hoping that the dancers would make him feel good or w/e.
I felt bad for the guy because he was SO nervous he couldn't even hold eye-contact with me. I started dancing, and NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN HE FUCKING CUMS HIS PANTS. I wasn't even grinding on him! I was air dancing!
It made us both so uncomfortable, he ran to the bathroom and I never saw him again.
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