Guys that try to get to know the real me. NEVER have I sold a dance afterwards.




Guys that try to get to know the real me. NEVER have I sold a dance afterwards.
Last edited by Ifyouseekamy; 08-12-2018 at 12:07 PM.






customers that are LE or just weirdos looking for drugs.. trying to obviously bring it into conversation.." whats your favorite season, i like winter bc of snow do you know where to get any?" omg dude youre so obvious n no asshole we all don't do drugs!!


1.) Dudes that try to kiss on the mouth, go away.
2.) Dudes that ask if you have a BF and then either get mad if you say "yes" or accuse you of lying if you say "no". Uhh? Don't ask then?
3.) Male-female couples that come in where the male is uncomfortable asf and the female buys dances for him but then gets jealous the whole time. Why are y'all here? Please go to counseling or break up now.




Captain SaveAHo. Some of the dancers at my club need saving. I don't. Go save one of them... After you give me all of your money.
Future boyfriends. Having a man in my life would detract from it because men are generally only interested in my money or my US Passport. Not interested. Move along. I don't want to get to know you. My stripper name is my real name. Or my fake real name is. I don't care which you believe. I want your money so I can pay my mortgage. If I wanted a boyfriend... I'm a college student. I have WAY better options.
Weirdos. People are into some seriously weird shit. If you pay me enough, I'll deal with it. Otherwise, I don't want to hear about it.
"Educated" customers. The guys who think they know how stripping really works and think they know a hustle when they see one. First of all, they don't, because they can never identify my actual hustle and second... If it's all bullshit, why are you here? The drinks are expensive, the cover charge is expensive. All these guys want to do is feel superior to strippers, while the club is taking advantage of them by charging $15 for a watered down well vodka and tonic.
Girlfriends. Dude, leave your bitch at home. 99% of the time, she's going to be all salty because we're hotter than she is. Or she's going to behave inappropriately, grope, get sloppy drunk and be annoying. There are exceptions to this, but most of the time, straight women should not go to strip clubs.
Guys who "don't speak English." We both know that you do. I had a guy touching inappropriately and, when I told him to stop, said "I'm Mexican." So, I hit him. When he protested, I said "I'm Russian."
But, yeah, we all know you speak English and you're just trying to get away with something.
The "managers friends." Another group trying to get away with something, which is usually not paying for dances. Somehow... They're suddenly not such great friends when the manager has to collect on those dances you owe me for.






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