Disclaimer: I'm going to state this as tastefully as possible, but this is a post about cleaning out your butt, so consider yourself warned. I'm also going to try to keep it pretty technical, so if you're a dude with an enema fetish, you're shit outta luck (pardon the pun, LOL!).
I'm posting this by request. It's a topic that I think many people would like to know about, but no one wants to describe their own process in detail. Fortunately, the legendary Nina Hartley describes her own routine in Nina Hartley's Guide to Total Sex by Nina Hartley and I. S. Levine (Published by Penguin Group Inc, Copyright 2006). (I don't remember the proper way to cite a source, and I'm not sure if this is a kosher citation, as this isn't an academic paper. I'm going to trust that, if she comes across it, Ms. Hartley will be ok with it. Also, I will say that the book is very well written, and I'd recommend it as an excellent general guide for sex.)
Nina says that she does a lot of anal play, if not actual anal sex, so she "cleans up" pretty much every time she's planning on sex. Her process:
She goes on to say that she's not a fan of doing a full enema because the timing is difficult. The water goes up much higher in your colon, so it's rinsing down matter that wasn't going to be in your rectum in the near future anyway, and that can actually cause more of a mess.What's needed: gloves, lube [side note removed], an anal bulb syringe, and privacy in the bathroom. Fill the syringe (available at a good adult store) with cool or warm water and set it within easy reach. Put on a pair of latex gloves, sit on the toilet, and lube up the middle finger of your nondominant hand. Slide the finger into your anus to the third knuckle and relax your muscles as you exhale, pulling yourself open just a little. Using that finger as a guide (to avoid damaging the delicate tissue), slide the nozzle of the syringe alongside of it and then remove your finger.
Remaining relaxed, use both hands to squeeze water out of the syringe, flushing out any solid matter that may be present. You'll probably pee, too, and that's fine. Repeat up to three times, always relubricating your finger before inserting it, and you should expel nothing but clear water. If things are still messy, your butt is just not in the mood and will have the evening off. Pull the gloves off inside out and discard before washing your hands and using a washcloth or baby wipe to clean up your crotch and butt. Now you're ready for anything, from a gloved thumb to your favorite toy to an actual penis. I've got the whole exercise down to five minutes.
My honest notes on the subject (please don't judge me for the TMI!):
- Yes, this is effective.
- The bulb syringe she is talking about is something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Premium-Silic...ds=anal+douche I've read elsewhere that it doesn't need to hold any more than 8 oz of water.
- To be perfectly honest, I don't always use gloves, but I usually get straight in the shower afterward. As Nina mentions in the same chapter, "Remember what they told me in nursing school: There's nothing that can't be washed off, so relax, already."
- After doing this for awhile, I don't always need to use a finger for guidance. It's actually preferable that the nozzle not go in very far, and once it becomes routine, you may not need a finger to guide you.
- If this were just for my personal sex life, I'd definitely stop after three times. Since we're talking about my money, if the messiness level is minimal after the third time, I'll do a fourth round for good measure.
- She says that you know you're good when you're expelling only clear water, but that implies that you're flushing the toilet each time you flush yourself (how else would you know what was expelled in the most recent round?). I find that wasteful, so if I think I'm good, I'll poke around with a finger or small toy, and just be sure that everything comes out clean.
- I don't think it's a good idea to do this shortly after shaving your bikini area. It's probably not a big deal, but I'd rather not expose any small nicks to rinsing water. My routine is to do anal prep, shower, and shave at the end of the shower.
- It's okay if "your butt isn't in the mood." If I'm not doing anal for the day, I usually excuse it by telling the guys that I did a LOT of anal in my personal life the night before, and I need the night off from it. I've never had anyone get upset about that. Usually they're quite happy to look at my (uninvaded) asshole while I tell them a detailed story about how it got abused the night before.



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