Today is a shit day and I could stand to hear some funny stories.
what is the dumbest, silliest, most ridiculous thing you ever said to a customer that made him spend money? Whether it was a small tip, or he paid for a dance/VIP.
I e read some stories here (I seem to recall Tempest having a puppet at one point?) that were SO FUNNY.
A few weeks ago a customer told me he didn't want a dance, that he only liked Spanish girls. I told him I was Spanish, and started quoting shakira lyrics to our bartender. She immediately caught on, and we started throwing in some Enrique and Pitbull. The dude bought a couple of dances and tipped the bartender $40.