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    Default I'm officially a stripper!

    So yay, I got the job and already made money on day one. I didn't really have an audition, he just had me twirl in front of him with clothes on and I was hired, thank the Lord.

    The money is awesome and quick!!!
    Crazy how what I make in one shift is just about as much as I make in two weeks at my other job, and this was a dead night on a Tuesday.
    Luckily I met a few really sweet and encouraging girls.

    While a lot of this work is just "hanging out", it is emotionally draining! Even when every guy was sweet and courteous, it takes a lot to keep an act going.

    However my biggest insecurity of the night was my ass. Almost everyone complimented my boobs including other girls, but after seeing their asses mine doesn't measure up. I used to think I had a cute plump ass but now I totally feel like a case of white girl ass. My boobs hold weight even when I'm on the thinner side, but for my butt to get big my tummy would have to grow too and I don't want that. Plus I can barely shake my ass. Ugh. What can I do about this?
    Er Well I guess I do have an ass just need to learn how to loosen it up and shake it
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    Congrats on getting the job! Being an exotic dancer is hard work and sometimes draining
    - so make sure u rest up! I love doing squats and leg lifts for my ass

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    Default Re: I'm officially a stripper!

    Quote Originally Posted by Humblestarxo View Post
    Congrats on getting the job! Being an exotic dancer is hard work and sometimes draining
    - so make sure u rest up! I love doing squats and leg lifts for my ass
    Ditto. Congrats! Glad it's going well! Do squats. Find a Body pump class near you and I guarantee your ass will shape up. You probably look great, though. We're all our own worst critics.

    Welcome to the joy! Make money and have fun.

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    yes, squats work but you also need to lift heavy. So just doing regular squats will not give you the same results as squatting with a barbell. Also, you need to eat carbs believe it or not to make your booty bigger.

    I am glad everyone was sweet to you- don't expect it to always be like that, though I hope that it is.
    XoXo Gia
    Danielle Fishell (the Dish): "If the Super-Star thing doesn't work out, Gia makes a great stripper name"

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    I definitely recommend these bars. These are weird nutrition bars that my mother used to use to lose weight while maintaining her figure. It burns carbs, it just burns all these carbs! You first bloat, and then drop all the body fat like that! It makes you build muscle as well too!

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    Congrats!!

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    Congrats!!!

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    Congrats! Don't worry about your ass. Work out and eat right. Remember not everything in the strip club is as it seems and I'm willing to bet those girls have some ass enhancements! =]

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    ^^^^^^LMAO!!! lOVE THAT LINE FROM MEANGIRLS.

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