




Make strip clubs great again! Get rid of civilian vagina!
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
Yes.
I just went up to a couple to collect my tip. While the gentleman reached into his wallet, she sneered at me "Can I have a glass of water?" I replied that I am not a waitress, and pointed out who the server was. Then the bitch, with her resting bitch face, sneers again, "What are you then?" I smiled and let out a little laugh as her guy gave me a few dollars. Walked away smiling. Thanks female customer, for inadvertently letting me know that I am hot enough to bring out your cattiness.
Seriously. If they are going to behave this way, they should JUST STAY HOME.
Ugh. Yesterday it happened again! 2 couples came in and sat at a table. Nobody tipped, and of course I'm onstage when girlfriend at the table stands up, starts dancing around, giving lapdances to her boyfriend to distract him from watching. Then of course, I get scowled at when I approach the table for a tip.
Ladies, if you're going to behave this way, then JUST STAY HOME. Don't be rude to the dancers!! We don't want your man, we just want a few dollars for the WORK-and yes, it's fucking work- that we do. You are not strippers, you didn't pay annual permit fees like we do, you don't pay daily house fees like we do, and you look like insecure idiots when you give lapdances in the club on the floor in front of everyone. (Usually bouncers stop female customers from giving dances, but apparently yesterday they were asleep at the wheel.) If you want everyone's attention and if you want to give lapdances, buy your annual permit, pay the house fee, buy your shoes/outfits, and do what a real stripper actually has to do.
God, I HATE female custies!!! Just sit down, chill, and tip like everyone else!!!!
P.S. It's not just me who notices the poor manners. My awesome regular of 4+years noticed the rudeness and tipped me extra for having to deal with the likes of these dumbasses. $$$$$

OP, I totally feel you!
I recently started to go to strip clubs with my soon to be ex-husband. When we first started to go, the dancers stayed away from us like the plague and I didn't understand why. It wasn't until I went looking online and found why they stay away from couples they don't know/haven't danced for. Obviously, due to their experience(s), it's in their best interest to continue on looking elsewhere, rather than waste their time on people they think are in a relationship- although my ex and I are not (we don't go w/anyone else because I've recently come out as lesbian and don't feel comfortable with anyone seeing this side of me, yet)- and this applies to women, in general, as well.
It took 3 trips before a lady approached our table and that was only because we were at a group table with other men and women. I had been eyeing this one dancer in particular, but like you, was too shy and apprehensive to approach her. Also, the drunk men there gawk and can be obscene to all women in the club, patrons included, so I didn't wanna be caught rushing her as she exited the stage and luckily, I didn't have to. My ex-hubby left to go get a dance and came back with the gal who performed it for him when I saw him whispering in her ear. A minute later, the beautiful woman that I had been adoring all night long saunters over and my ex leans closer to me and says, "Have a good time" and winks. Once in her "chair", I'm so nervous that my legs are shaking. I don't know if I can touch her, but as soon as she straddles me, she assures me that I can grab her butt if I want and for the next few songs, I'm in absolute heaven. I pay/tip her and she smacks my ass as I walk away. Ugh...just thinking about how soft and luscious her skin felt that night.
The last time we went, I waited too long to get a dance and it was nearing last call. She was at a table with some guys and I didn't wanna interrupt, but I did want to get to enjoy some time with her before the night was up. I tipped another dancer and asked if she could go and request her for me. A minute later, she walks up and smiles at me, "I remember you! I haven't forgotten you!" and she put her lovely body on mine and showed me a little more intimacy than before, which I did appreciate. I paid/tipped her and she said, "I f-ckin' love you" and grabbed my ass.
Now, hopefully, she'll see me and approach.
Wonderful experience.
All you have to do... If ur by yourself. Is either buy a bottle and put a stack of ones on the table....and watch the girls flock over real quick. I personally always have horrible experiences with female customers because they are often cheap ass fuck. Never tip well. And never get more than one lousy dance. Want free time etc The list goes on and on....avoid doing these things and u should be straight
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