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    If you weren't a stripper, what other occupation would you be doing?
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    I think I would be a nanny still.

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    Registered Nurse, but I'd also probably be a functional alcoholic with a deadbeat husband...

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    I wouldn't be able to do the volunteer work I do or the low paying part time job I love because I couldn't afford it. I also be unable to leave the state.

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    Honestly, I'm just not a career kind of woman. Especially not a vanilla type of job where I can't pick and choose who I serve. I would have to be self employed and be able to work from home...maybe do bookkeeping for small businesses or have my own photography business?

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    A mermaid or a drag queen.
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    catering agency, which I couldnt pay for anything with. Im working towards being an artist or working with animals as well though

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    I'd be a floral designer or barista, both of which I've done before but it didn't pay enough.

    Lately, I've been considering going to school to be either a science teacher or a psychologist/ therapist.

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    I am a book keeper....I asked a few girls in the club this question and the answer is basically entry level business something.

    If you are looking for another job try anything in sales! Jewelry sales, car sales, insurance sales.... Sales.

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    God only knows, broke I'm sure.
    I've always wanted to take mortuary science but in reality I'd probably be bartending or waitressing or still working as a CNA (blechh)
    I've done business with men who think I'm as silly as I look; by the time they figure out I'm not, I've done got the money and gone -Dolly Parton

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    Psychologist

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    Fitness instructor

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    God, in all honesty, since every vanilla job I've had would not have made me enough money to live, if I wasn't in the adult industry, I would probably be doing what I am now - working my way up from EMT to paramedic and firefighter with a livable salary - but living at home with my parents while doing so.

    If we're talking about childhood dream jobs, I always wanted to be a magician. But I don't think you make decent money doing that either lol
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    HOPEFULLY I'd be an RN (what I'm working towards now). I was a waitress before a stripper...I could never go back to waitressing

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    A serial killer.
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    I wanted to become a gastroenterologist but that was never going to happen so I settled for trying to get into nursing school but ended up dropping out when I got pregnant with my daughter.

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    I'd be screwed.

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    trophy wife.

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    One of my coworkers is selling cars now she still comes in on the weekends sometimes but she is doing really well.

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    The same thing I'm doing now but higher up in the company. I worked here before and quit to dance full time, then came back four years ago with a more mature outlook and the decision that this is what I want to do as a career. I work for a great company and it offers great pay at the higher levels and amazing benefits even at the lower levels.

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    I would want to work for the ASPCA or something similar. I know the $ isnt too great, but working with rescue animals is my passion.

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    stripping is good in terms of money...

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    Oh, I forgot the other option: drug dealer. lol
    "Dancing tables, making deals with devils like a drunk beauty queen"

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