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    Default Why do guys let you dance for them when their pants are soaking?

    Like this really irritates me, I'll get a dance from some guy only to go back there touch him and immediately realise this fucker pissed himself and is just wearing it... ew

    Why aren't they embarrassed or ashamed?

    Why do they buy dances like this or even worse VIP? I'm not going to sit on him so I just dance in front of him for the duration of the dance feeling extremely weirded and grossed out...

    Why can't they just be like, "oh well I don't know about a dance right now how about a nice tip or a big drink (we make money on drinks too)..."

    Does this happen all over or is it just an Indiana thing? I honestly can't remember it being a problem at other places I've been, but I can't count how many times its happened here...

    What would you do in this situation? Play it off without touching him again or straight call him out on it?

    I'm glad we don't have those nice fabric chairs a lot of clubs have, everything's plastic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by questella View Post
    Like this really irritates me, I'll get a dance from some guy only to go back there touch him and immediately realise this fucker pissed himself and is just wearing it... ew

    Why aren't they embarrassed or ashamed?

    Why do they buy dances like this or even worse VIP? I'm not going to sit on him so I just dance in front of him for the duration of the dance feeling extremely weirded and grossed out...

    Why can't they just be like, "oh well I don't know about a dance right now how about a nice tip or a big drink (we make money on drinks too)..."

    Does this happen all over or is it just an Indiana thing? I honestly can't remember it being a problem at other places I've been, but I can't count how many times its happened here...

    What would you do in this situation? Play it off without touching him again or straight call him out on it?

    I'm glad we don't have those nice fabric chairs a lot of clubs have, everything's plastic...
    OMFG GROSS! I've never encountered this before! Are they drunk or did they just piss themselves for no reason? lol If I pissed myself I would go straight home. WTF is wrong with people???

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    Default Re: Why do guys let you dance for them when their pants are soaking?

    Yeah they're normally too intoxicated, but idc how messed up you are you know when you wet yourself... >:/


    Maybe they should have a vending machine with depends in the men's room lmao

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    Default Re: Why do guys let you dance for them when their pants are soaking?

    Seriously, is this for real tho?
    Never encountered​ it either


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    Default Re: Why do guys let you dance for them when their pants are soaking?

    I've seen guys puke on themselves and then try to stay in the club. I worked at a club a long time ago where the only person that was throwing down money was a guy who had did this. The bouncer was about to throw him out but the manager stopped him. It was a nasty club.

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    Default Re: Why do guys let you dance for them when their pants are soaking?

    It's happened a few times- not always vomit/piss, sometimes they've just dumped their drinks all over themselves.

    They get air dances and hopefully they buy vip and then pass out. Have definitely danced for sleeping customers many times.

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    Default Re: Why do guys let you dance for them when their pants are soaking?

    Only time that's happened to me was when the poor guy had prostate cancer, he was really embarrassed poor guy, but he stopped the dance.
    Those guys are drunk and don't notice or don't care and want the most contact for their money. Most custies aren't very concerned with th dancers comfortability or well being so I'd just be like "yeah dude you may wanna change your pants"
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    What in the fuck? This used to sometimes happen to me in vegas when guys would come from the day clubs (so they claimed) but even with that legit excuse I always made a comment and was kinda skeeved out. Wet pants in the strip club are gross, period, and should be pointed at and laughed at. At the very least

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    Just ew.... and I was thinking Miami custies are nasty lol
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    Default Re: Why do guys let you dance for them when their pants are soaking?

    Hardcore alcoholics do this a lot. Sadly.

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    Default Re: Why do guys let you dance for them when their pants are soaking?

    Yikes ...thankfully I've never encountered this. They're probably too inebriated to notice. Dancing for someone who's covered in bodily fluids is a no for me. Maybe stick with an air dance if you really want the money?

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    Default Re: Why do guys let you dance for them when their pants are soaking?

    This has happened to me two or three times and it always shocks me to my core. Imagine being that nasty.

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    Default Re: Why do guys let you dance for them when their pants are soaking?

    Quote Originally Posted by trustfundkiller View Post
    Yikes ...thankfully I've never encountered this. They're probably too inebriated to notice. Dancing for someone who's covered in bodily fluids is a no for me. Maybe stick with an air dance if you really want the money?
    Def an air dance is all they get. I don't think even the most f'ed up or desperate stripper would rub and grind on them, at least I really hope not, you'd for sure end up with a rash, then you can't dance for anyone!

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