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    Exclamation Total newbie. First audition in 2 days. HALP!

    I have wanted to be a stripper since the first time I went to a strip club at 18 years old period I think you guys are awesome and have so much self-confidence. I feel like I'm a really great dancer however I am nervous because I have had two children so my stomach is a little wrinkled and I have some stretch marks and my boobs aren't as perky as they used to be for sure. I'm scared I'm going to get up there and the club Owners is going to say my dancing is okay but they're not okay with my body period I feel like that will kill my self-esteem I do want to get implants eventually but I just left my husband and I'm completely broke so that's not even in the question right now. What's the chances of me being totally laughed at when I go in for my audition? Also what should I wear I have a kind of sparkly pretty bra and then so Cheeky thong bottoms that have the long Ties on the side. I went to the local sex shop and was looking at the shoes and I just can't afford the $180 that they want for them right now. What do you guys recommend for shoes that are affordable? I don't want to spend a ton of money if I'm going to get rejected.

    Also are all clubs topless I'm not sure if this one is or not I just kind of assumed they all were. If they are topless is it required to take your top off? I would feel more confident if I didn't have to expose my mom boobs haha also is it against the rules here to post a picture of my outfit that I want to try out in or even a picture of my boobs to see if you guys think they're as bad as I think they are?

    PS sorry for typos I'm text speaking.

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    Default Re: Total newbie. First audition in 2 days. HALP!

    OMG sorry when it says "period" Thats supposed to be a punctuation mark LOL

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    Default Re: Total newbie. First audition in 2 days. HALP!

    Just wear whatever heels you have right now for the time being. $180 for stripper heels is nuts, you can find pleasers on ebay and on clearance at sites like discountstripper and yandy for less than $20 sometimes. It will kill your feet working in civilian heels but it should only be a shift or two for the shipping.

    Strip club managers have seen it ALL. It's doubtful they would laugh at you. I've seen girls show up for audition that you know don't have a hope of getting hired anywhere and managers are typically still polite to them- either come back in a few months when you've toned up, we're not looking for girls right now, something of the sort.

    Most clubs with alcohol in the states are topless and dry clubs are full nude (although there are exceptions). Some areas may have bikini bars or make girls wear pasties but for the most part your bra is going to come off. There's lots of ladies working that have had kids, one girl I worked with that had particularly deflated ones still made good money and if guys said rude shit she would just shrug it off and be like "tip me so I can get a boob job then" and they often would.

    It's fine to post pics here. The outfit you have described sounds fine for most places, if you hit a club with a dress code then you'd just try another. Some clubs mandate dresses etc but depending on where you are there might not even be a gown club in your area.

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    Default Re: Total newbie. First audition in 2 days. HALP!

    Yes SuperJa is right lots of dancers are mums, and they are often the busiest dancers! Outfits - little dresses that have a deep cowl neck line can hide a tummy, or how about a 3 piece set bra panties and waist cincher all matching would look nice. Try on with the shoes and practice walking too, Good luck

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