“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”
I have a weird hard to pronounce Croatian last name, my guidance counselor came to me weeks before graduation and made sure she got it right so they wouldn't mess it up during the ceremony.
"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."
I have a common first and last name but one of my relatives has an name everyone mispronounces so graduation was no different. Name got butchered, even with pronunciation card, and kids laughing so hard.
I'd hate to be the person who calls out names.
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”
Moe Lester.
Mary Semen
and Dr Whet Faartz.
I like being alone, I just don't like being lonely.
Or if they have last names like
Hairy
Cox
Hymen
Long
Dick
Bush
Or any combination of these
I'd be laughing though the whole thing.
Or people that have stripper names for their real names like
Diamond
Mercedes
Sparkle
Etc
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”
LMAO so funny.
My middle name is Aobh (ave )and nobody can pronounce it, same with a cousin i have named Aiofe ( Eefa) nothing like good Gaelic names to throw people off
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" What is Reality? An icicle forming in fire."
-Dogen Zenji
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