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    We were looking for writers -- and we found them.
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    I used to write erotic fiction. You don't have a website or anything to prove that you are legit though. I don't want to give my work away and risk someone else stealing it and publishing it as their own..

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    500 words to describe a blowjob............ Lick lick lick lick lick suck suck suck suck suck lick lick lick lick
    OMG seems just as much work as actually giving one.

    You didn't post how you will pay.
    You want someone to write daily? seems a bit strange.
    So the person is supposed to write about blow jobs daily?

    I'm evil, somewhere in all that text I'd add how the dick fell off, turned into a space alien & started to sing Sinatra Songs.

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    I used to ghost write erotica for my clients to publish and I also used to write custom erotic stories for individuals to which I retained the copyright. Your rate is 20% below the rock bottom price I'd charge for writing that was only for personal use and which I could resell. It's less than half what I charged for ghostwriting. This rate is insultingly low. If you want decent quality work that has been well thought-out and revised at least once for glaring errors, you need to give yourself, at the very minimum, half an hour to write 1000 words. Meaning 5000 words will take 5 hours. For $40. No thanks.

    (Some math, for those who enjoy such things:

    The average person can type about 40 words per minute. In an hour, they can write 2400 words. So, just the physical act of typing 5000 words will take over two hours. This completely leaves aside any thinking or decision making or correction that will need to be done to make those 5000 words not just be a bunch of stream-of-consciousness drivel.)

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    Yeah if someone wants the right to what I create the $40 would either have to be followed by one or more additional heroes

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    Between autotext and cut & paste it wouldn't take much work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Between autotext and cut & paste it wouldn't take much work.
    Pokey! Are YOU up for this, hon?
    You could write the Snakes in there !

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    Perhaps so. Snakes have been involved since the days of Adam and Eve.

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    Send someone over to perform the task, I'll describe the action with auto text turned on and email it to you. For as many days as you send someone over.. ;-)
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    I'd just write suck over and over again until word 499 and then I'd add cum. I can't imagine how anyone could describe a blowjob in 500 words. I mean, for gosh sake this is an act that takes like what, 5 minutes tops? Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fbsm_girl View Post
    I'd just write suck over and over again until word 499 and then I'd add cum. I can't imagine how anyone could describe a blowjob in 500 words. I mean, for gosh sake this is an act that takes like what, 5 minutes tops? Lol!
    That's it, copy and paste.

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    I have a bj CD, from Lovers Lane, it's bs, paid $5.00 for it.
    No refunds either.
    Hi Pokey, how's the Snakes??

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    Here's my audition piece:

    Dear Stripperweb Letters,
    Lemme tell you about a little sexuyal situation I found myself in last week.

    So there’s this super hot milf that lives in my apartment building, see, and she um, needed some pizza. No, wait, she needed her air conditioner fixed. I am actually a professional air conditioner repairman in the day, and at night I deliver pizza, so I was like: Can Do! So I went over there and she was all like, ”hey there” And I was like, “hey baby, you lookin hot!” And then she said, “You know what I want?” And I said, “Tell me, baby, tell me!” and she said, “A 14 inch avocado pizza with extra cheese”. And I was like, “a 14 inch …. pizza?” which was cool cause while I am what they call major huge, I aint got 14! So I gave her my best line, I said, “Well, I aint got a pizza but what I got right here is some …hot … cheeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz” and I said it just like that too with the long zzz on the end – you know how that gets the ladies hot!

    But I think what happened next was some kinda kinky BDSM shit cause she grabbed a fake plant off her window sill and threw it at my head! I was like, “whoa! kinkayyy!” Then she told me to come back with that pizza real quick! So I was like, man this milf is ready to go! So I went out and ordered the pizza and brought it back.

    She took it from me, and I was standing in the door, and she was looking at me, not saying nothing, cause she was so turned on she couldn’t make any words! So I helped her out, I said, “Baby it’s a little ….hot … in here” I put a little extra “h” on the “hot” you know I got game for days! So she told me her AC was acting up, and asked me to fix it. I knew what she meant! I told her, “Baby, with these hands I can fix anything!”
    So I spent about 1 hours fixing the AC – she was so hot she had to watch TV and eat the pizza just to keep from premature squirting! After I fixed her air conditioner I said, “now, let’s … get on with the night”. I made sure to say it all sexy and gave her my special look.

    My special look must have worked cause she smiled and told me to step outside for a sec - I knew she was going to slip in to something more nekkid! So I went outside and waited for her to get her clothes off. But when I went to open the door it was locked! I told her, “hey baby, the door is locked!” she told me it was broken. Now I am a lot of things but not a damn locksmith so I will have to get at that milf on another day when she has her lock fixed for round 2!!

    Do I get the writing job? I can start in 5 minutes.
    Where am I? China


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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    I have a bj CD, from Lovers Lane, it's bs, paid $5.00 for it.
    No refunds either.
    Hi Pokey, how's the Snakes??
    They are sitting in the truck listening to CDs
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    Okie Dokie Pokey!

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    Ghostwriting is what I did before dappling into the internet sex industry, and this is an extremely low rate of pay being offered here. I got $40 on one site for just 900 words. It wasn't adult-related content tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mockingsteel View Post
    I am looking for writers that are interesting in writing ultra explicit 5,000-word sex scenes for erotica. The stories are about getting off, and if you can take the outlined information and write in first person, present tense 5,000 hot words, then you might be a good fit.

    Pay Rate - .008/word ($40 per 5,000-word scene)

    If you're interested in applying, please email a 500-word blowjob written in first person present tense to [email protected].
    Let me know how many words per 7-day week you think you'd like to write.
    Yeah so I could actually write 500 word blowjob scene but not for free 😘. That would be like saying I want a can show or a custom video but you got to make and send me a free once first
    LOL good luck with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mal707 View Post
    Ghostwriting is what I did before dappling into the internet sex industry, and this is an extremely low rate of pay being offered here. I got $40 on one site for just 900 words. It wasn't adult-related content tho.

    What site? Or sites? I got too much free time that I can't login live streaming with right now. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    They are sitting in the truck listening to CDs

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    LOL thanks ladies for making me laugh so hard at this. My writing partner and I just wanted some help with our writing, so don't have a big budget. We actually found a writer would could work with us.

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