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    I'm sure there must be a gazillion, but what are some of the most common or most bizarre you ever been asked?

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    So we should be your entertainment?

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    My favorite dancer has told me some crazy stuff. One that stands out is when a guy approached her asking for anal sex in private. She was actually sitting near another regular, so she asked in jest, "can he come watch?"

    The guy asked the regular, in all seriousness, " will you pay? "

    The guy didn't get the hint, and a few days later he asked her again. She told him he was probably too big and it would hurt too much. He replied without hesitation " it's not that big." What made this so funny was that he had no clue she was messing with him.

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    Post #2, by Sam38G: "So we should be your entertainment?"

    Dancers ARE our entertainment. That's why when we aren't in clubs we hang out on SW. If you don't want to participate in this thread, that's fine, but this forum is Customer Conversation, after all.

    Years back, there was quite a bit more conversation between dancers and customers on this site. I kind of miss that.

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    This is still OUR site, our virtual lounge if you will, and we are not on here to entertain even more customers in our spare time for free.

    You guys are allowed here out of a courtesy, not to treat us like zoo animals to tell stories and amuse you. It's called
    STRIPPERWeb, not CustomerWeb.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selina M View Post
    This is still OUR site, our virtual lounge if you will, and we are not on here to entertain even more customers in our spare time for free.

    You guys are allowed here out of a courtesy, not to treat us like zoo animals to tell stories and amuse you. It's called
    STRIPPERWeb, not CustomerWeb.
    I certainly do not see dancers as "zoo animals," and I'm sorry if I gave that impression. Check my posting history and you will see I've been very respectful. And I think spending time on SW has made me a better customer.

    My favorite has shared some of the drama and frustrations she has encountered, and I have a greater appreciation of her and her profession as a result.

    I can see where you are coming from, however. So let me ask you. What do you feel are the types of questions and conversations that should be in CC?
    Last edited by lastone; 08-11-2017 at 12:37 PM.

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    haha yeah like others said one of the many annoying things i get asked is pretty much exactly what you just asked. it bugs me when customers who aren't getting dances wanna chat me up for free and ask stuff like "what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen/done/been asked to do". or they want me to tell them all about the "creeps" i must get and what's the "creepiest thing someone's ever done". to make them feel better about being a creep themselves probably and like someone else said, also maybe to be entertained without having to pay for dances/time

    ETA: i have had some fun conversations with guys about this topic but usually the way they are asking it really annoys me and seems almost derogatory or like they think i'm some kind of freak and wanna be amused while also feeling like they're much more normal and cool than "those other guys"

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    CC, whatever it may have been before, now appears to be mainly for questions related to going to a club. What should I wear, how much to tip, why did my ATF do this, etc.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Girl Anachronism View Post
    haha yeah like others said one of the many annoying things i get asked is pretty much exactly what you just asked. it bugs me when customers who aren't getting dances wanna chat me up for free and ask stuff like "what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen/done/been asked to do". or they want me to tell them all about the "creeps" i must get and what's the "creepiest thing someone's ever done". to make them feel better about being a creep themselves probably and like someone else said, also maybe to be entertained without having to pay for dances/time

    ETA: i have had some fun conversations with guys about this topic but usually the way they are asking it really annoys me and seems almost derogatory or like they think i'm some kind of freak and wanna be amused while also feeling like they're much more normal and cool than "those other guys"
    I can see why that would be aggravating. I have a good ITC friendship with my favorite, and we talk a lot about our lives when we're in private. Sometimes that includes venting about frustrations one of us are experiencing. A lot of times we get a good laugh over some of the crazy shit that happens at the club. As I mentioned in my last post it has given me a greater appreciation of her and her work.

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    I'm pretty sure if you read my thread entitled "Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas - Help Needed!" I asked a bunch of stupid questions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lastone View Post
    I can see why that would be aggravating. I have a good ITC friendship with my favorite, and we talk a lot about our lives when we're in private. Sometimes that includes venting about frustrations one of us are experiencing. A lot of times we get a good laugh over some of the crazy shit that happens at the club. As I mentioned in my last post it has given me a greater appreciation of her and her work.
    oh of course, if you have a rapport with someone that's completely different. i've had regulars who i would tell everything to but it was more like talking to a friend, not some random judgmental dude. i feel the same way when most females start prying in that way. they're just doing it because its fascinating and makes them feel superior. it's not something you ask a person you just met. i'm not gonna walk up to a random person at a bar and be like "hi nice to meet you, how's your night going? cool, so like, what's the most fucked up thing that's ever happened to you? just curious".

    i know that wasn't quite the original questions but people do think it's cool to just ask us stuff like that for their own amusement and it's irritating
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    Quote Originally Posted by Girl Anachronism View Post
    i feel the same way when most females start prying in that way. they're just doing it because its fascinating and makes them feel superior. it's not something you ask a person you just met. i'm not gonna walk up to a random person at a bar and be like "hi nice to meet you, how's your night going? cool, so like, what's the most fucked up thing that's ever happened to you? just curious".
    LOL! No you wouldn't want to do that in a regular bar, but if I was in your club, and you said that to me, I would be buying a ton of dances. My favorite says a lot of off the wall stuff and I love it.

    I don't post a lot, but I joined SW almost 12 years ago. I was thinking this could be a fun topic and we'd laugh at some of the idiots who show up in clubs. OTH, I followed the short misogynistic posting career of Liwet and can see why you wouldn't want to give the haters any ammunition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lastone View Post
    LOL! No you wouldn't want to do that in a regular bar, but if I was in your club, and you said that to me, I would be buying a ton of dances. My favorite says a lot of off the wall stuff and I love it.

    I don't post a lot, but I joined SW almost 12 years ago. I was thinking this could be a fun topic and we'd laugh at some of the idiots who show up in clubs. OTH, I followed the short misogynistic posting career of Liwet and can see why you wouldn't want to give the haters any ammunition.
    "Laugh at the idiots who show up in the clubs" men like you? So this was to get all of us to shade the customers on purpose? Men just like you?

    It is our job to be entertaining in the club, or on cam & such. Not on here for men's amusement. Ya'll entertain us.. How about that? Very few men who do post on this site seem to have any real insight that I find valuable & they mainly are already mods. On any forum or board I post on I try to add value to it with knowledge & sometimes I am a hoot in the delivery of that wisdom.

    Men who come on here for entertainment, I have to ask what value do you bring to this site. Where are your post on how to get ya'll to spend more money?
    Other than something illegal & over the normal boundaries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam38g View Post
    Where are your post on how to get ya'll to spend more money?
    Other than something illegal & over the normal boundaries.
    What would get me to spend more will vary greatly from others. I go to clubs because I travel extensively, I am gone from home for a week or two at a time, I don't have a significant other since my spouse passed and I don't really desire to date nor is it very easy to do based on my schedule. I want some companionship and at 52 most women want a relationship and I am not ready for one yet. Conversation and to see beautiful women are a nice alternative. I don't want extras or heavy grinding. I hope you will laugh convincingly at my comments and jokes and pretend just a bit to care about me and you will get $$'s. I try to look and smell nice so I don't disgust you and I don't want the smell of cigarettes, cheap perfume or comments about your boyfriend or husband. Probably none of this is helpful but it is an insight into what and why I go to clubs. hijack over.

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    Men go to clubs for all kinds of reasons.

    You have not established yourself enough here to ask us to entertain you with stories. Plus you neglected to add to the collective in a positive manner before asking us to tell you stories. Being good at conversations is that you have to contribute in a real way before asking others to do it too.

    People who take without giving first bothers me. You didn't add in a funny story right off the bat or tall tale.

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    I did share that I got tipped by some dancers for dancing with them recently, nothing else is really noteworthy imo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam38g View Post
    " Where are your post on how to get ya'll to spend more money?
    Other than something illegal & over the normal boundaries.
    And as soon as someone posts that ten girls will rightfully respond with "don't tell us how to do our job".

    Let's be honest. Customer Conversation is a car wreck. You don't wanna look but you do anyway. You know you're not gonna like what you see though. Worse than a car wreck, it even draws you into taking about it....and then coming back to look again. lol

    Honestly, I wish most (if not all) of the threads in this section would have been started in the blue section. That way only the pinks that ventured down there would see them and the blues could be a little more "honest" in our responses.

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    Most stupid question EVER is "Can I ask you a question without you getting offended?"

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    [QUOTE=Sam38g;Men who come on here for entertainment, I have to ask what value do you bring to this site. Where are your post on how to get ya'll to spend more money?
    Other than something illegal & over the normal boundaries.[/QUOTE]

    Sam,
    First of all, I would like to apologize. When I said dancer “are our entertainment,” I did not mean to demean you. I appreciate the insight and humor of many of the posters here, including you. I had envisioned this thread to be a light hearted swapping of war stories like the one my favorite told me about. I didn’t stop to think that this was a topic best not discussed between people who don’t know each other until Girl Anachronism pointed it out. I think this is the first time I have posted something that generated significant negative responses.
    I don’t post often but I do try to make a contribution. As far as how to increase spending from customers, I don’t volunteer advice since anything I have to offer is pretty basic. I have, however, responded to specific questions from dancers. This was my very first post on SW. At that time, Hustle Hut allowed both dancers and customers to post there.

    https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sh...754#post625754

    I have also promoted generous stage tipping. This post was to a customer who thought the cover charge should exempt him from tipping

    https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sh...27#post1584527

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam38g View Post
    Men who come on here for entertainment, I have to ask what value do you bring to this site. Where are your post on how to get ya'll to spend more money?
    Other than something illegal & over the normal boundaries.
    I feel like that would be an awesome customer conversation thread.

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