Just as some insight, ive danced on and off for years and I'm not shy or awkward on stage, nor am I out of shape, the only other time I thought it was a no at an audition they ended up calling me the next week asking if I want to start that night bc he was in a bad mood the night I was in and put me and two other girls on a tiny ass stage (body shop west Hollywood) and told the three of us he'd call us.
I didn't think he actually would.
But anyways so what happened was
I go there the lady manager at first didn't seem mean, but she asked about my out of state ID then told me to fill out the paperwork, get dressed, and she photo copied my social.
I get dressed and hand her the papers and I noticed her whole attitude was indifferent to me, I even texted my friend like "idk if she's just trying really hard to seem like she's in charge or if she honestly just hates me lol"
So she's like it's two songs they're already picked out
The two songs were Jason Mraz I'm yours and du hast by rimestien or whatever.
That totally unsexy German band lol
Idk if it was random or if that was the managers doing
The place was also empty not one customer was there or even a do it was a voice over recording announcing girls
And the manager wasn't really watching , I made sure I danced the whole time like I didn't just sit on the stage but I wasn't giving it my best show but definitely not bad.
I didn't climb the pole but I did a few spinny pole tricks (actually three during each song so six) and I even like landed two of those tricks in a split and then like twerked on the ground did sexy floorwork from there , like I did a pretty decent job, I thought.
Sure I could have done better , but I don't think it would have mattered , after I got off stage the manager had already disappeared into her office , so I go in I and she tells me to get dressed so I already know it's a no but she's like "it's going to be a no right now , we generally hire only girls who do more pole tricks"
Lol
I wasnt like upset about it , I honestly only wanted to work that night there bc I spent too much money on accident the night before and couldn't afford the Uber to where I usually work at lol
It was just so awkward and weird , like I felt kinda like even if I climbed the pole and could dance sexy to the odd choice of music while breathing fire she would have told me no for whatever reason. She actually was like you have a great look so if you want to reapply with another manager theyll probably hire you. Like what
Hahaha has anyone else ever had a bizarre audition like this ?
I don't think she was like jealous or a hater , maybe cranky or new and only trying to hire the best
Or maybe she just has had issues with girls who look like me and was judging me off that I have no clue but I had to share.



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