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    Default If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    while you were doing a lapdance would that be totally rude and presumptuous and creepy, or sexy?

    EDIT: I feel I need to nip this in the bud. Word traveled fast in the club and I've had two more sets of lapdances with two different dancers and it's only a matter of time before they find this thread. Yes, this is the super tall guy with the tie dye pants.
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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    Quote Originally Posted by WayneCider View Post
    while you were doing a lapdance would that be totally rude and presumptuous and creepy, or sexy?
    Seriously?

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    Duh Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    Wow, just wow, not in a good way either..
    I think I can honestly say, we have hit rock bottom here..
    But, seriously, in what world would you actually think this would be ok, let alone acceptable??
    Edit: DYING to see what Sam's going to say to this one!


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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    What if a massage parlor wanted to give you a happy ending with gloves that looked like this?Edward-Detail-62.jpg


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    LMAO you guys are killing me

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    Leave it to Ms P!!
    Wait, when SamG sees this hoo boy!


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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    Just to get more clarification, is the vibration for his pleasure, or her pleasure?

    I can sort of get where OP is coming from. I've thought about bringing in a breathalyzer so girls could watch their BAC go higher and higher as the night went on. I've also considered a mini-vibrator (FOR BACK RUBS ONLY) but the good ones are kind of expensive and glow in the black light.

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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    Wtf

    WTF

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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    Quote Originally Posted by PinkPopcorn View Post
    Wtf

    WTF
    Right? Like no. Just no

    One more fucking thing for strippers to worry about. Those goddamn lapdance pants weren't enough

    If your pants are vibrating you are getting the shittiest air dance. I can't believe an adult would think this is appropriate for half a second

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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    I can understand the hostile reaction, but a bit of a clarification may help me clarify some things here. I'm a regular of a dancer I was thinking of doing this with and she frequently rubs her vulva right on my erection as a normal part of her lapdance routine. Not sure if she does this commonly with all her other customers, so I thought this would be a neat surprise.

    Besides, even if I wasn't her regular, I figured if she stuck her vulva right on my cock she should at least get done extra joy from it.

    But, the opinions are in and I appreciate and respect the feedback. Creepy it is!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperJa View Post
    Right? Like no. Just no

    One more fucking thing for strippers to worry about. Those goddamn lapdance pants weren't enough

    If your pants are vibrating you are getting the shittiest air dance. I can't believe an adult would think this is appropriate for half a second


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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    Wtfh?! It sounds to me that you need an escort, not a stripper. What do you expect to get out of this, that's she's going to be so turned on by some creep randomly wearing a vibrating cock ring to a strip club, that she's not going to be able to control herself, and just hop on your dick and start riding you? Lol. Get an escort or a girlfriend.

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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    i don't even know where to begin.. like do you really think she's rubbing her pussy on you bc you make her so horny? lmao (i'm assuming this is through your pants)
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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    Why don't you do it and let us know how it goes?

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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    No one becomes a stripper so they can go to work in order to have orgasms. We do it for them money.

    Your surprises is not going to thrill her but just make you be more work. You are NOT special or the only one she grinds on. You are trying to take this all to the next level, she only does it to make more money.

    Unless she is calling you up for a booty call, she isn't into you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Why don't you do it and let us know how it goes?
    Pokey, you're tooo funny!
    Watch out for the Snakes tho!


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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    i've decided that these guys who wanna "surprise pleasure" us should pay for dances just to chill and then gift us with a brand new, unopened $200 vibrator to use whenever we please.. cause usually that's gonna be nowhere near them.

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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    Okay so why wouldn't you ask her (if she even exists) instead of asking girls who have zero intention of building up vulva calluses from grinding on randoms?

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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    Well, you're obviously a troll.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperJa View Post
    Okay so why wouldn't you ask her (if she even exists) instead of asking girls who have zero intention of building up vulva calluses from grinding on randoms?
    This is awesome advice! Thank you
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    Wayne Cider has been a member since June 2008 and have only posted 33 times. These random guys who rarely have posted on these aged accounts proposing questions that make strip clubs into brothels & are trying to get us to testify on this site that they are illegal houses of prostitution. This is all a set up to get this site taken down & proof of illegal activities to get the strip clubs shut down.

    One idiot is acceptable, more than three it is a plot. The fact that these are all aged but rarely used accounts really makes me suspicious.

    Strip clubs are NOT brothels, sex toys do NOT belong or should be used in them. Why don't you call a lawyer or the police station first & ask what they think about your idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liwet View Post
    Just to get more clarification, is the vibration for his pleasure, or her pleasure?

    I can sort of get where OP is coming from. I've thought about bringing in a breathalyzer so girls could watch their BAC go higher and higher as the night went on. I've also considered a mini-vibrator (FOR BACK RUBS ONLY) but the good ones are kind of expensive and glow in the black light.
    A Breathalyzer is a device used by the police to see if a person is drunk or not. The use of the term BAC is that from BACTrack dot com where the police buy such devices. The statement I've thought about bringing in a breathalyzer so girls could watch their BAC go higher and higher as the night went on. is deranged. You want to get girls high which is also illegal. Are you even an American, or just another Russian/Ukrainian posing as one?

    Bring in sex toys & the bouncers will have a great time throwing your ass out of the club. Bringing in police gear or sex toys is lunacy. Both of these men should be banned.

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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    I think there's really only one way to find out for sure. Shoot her a dick pic with it and caption it "anything creepy 'bout this?"

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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    No sweatpants
    No cock rings
    No breathalyzers
    No lubed up underwear
    No go pros strapped to your face

    What ever happened to the old days when just seeing some tits and ass was enough?

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    Default Re: If a customer wore a vibrating cock ring...

    Quote Originally Posted by Sam38g View Post
    A Breathalyzer is a device used by the police to see if a person is drunk or not.
    There are also civilian breathalyzers that can be purchased.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sam38g View Post
    You want to get girls high which is also illegal.
    I don't want to get them high and I never said so. I want to purchase alcoholic drinks for them and let them blow on my breathalyzer every so often so they can watch as their BAC rises. It's a fun thing to do during parties with booze. Might be fun in a strip club too.

    Quote Originally Posted by BobbleHead View Post
    What ever happened to the old days when just seeing some tits and ass was enough?
    The olden days were very different than now.

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