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    Default The Aliens are coming to invade us!

    Urgent message from a time traveler: Aliens are going to invade Planet Earth in 2048.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-claim...162915653.html

    We have 30 years to figure out how to GTFO this planet! Quick, get Elon Musk on the line. lmao

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    nah, after a long trip im sure they are restless, and he said nothing about the species itself...... just consider this a new potential demographic. im sure SOME of them have a Xeno-fetish
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    Morrie! Mwah!
    Liwet, Gorn, Zeke, & Harveydent are all Aliens, cept their planet doesn't want 'em!


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    Default Re: The Aliens are coming to invade us!

    This sounds like a helluva lot more than alcohol at play lol

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    Ill take 2 drinks of whatever he's having lol

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    With my luck, I'll probably befriend an alien and take care of it during his/her stay. All the weird shit happens to me.

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    Weren't we supposed to be destroyed by a rogue planet or something last month? Maybe these aliens deflected it.

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    Yea, it being near Halloween & all?


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    We will kick their ass just like we did in ID4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    Ill take 2 drinks of whatever he's having lol
    Haha, ikr! How fucked up do you have to be to seriously think you're from the year 2048 to deliver a message about aliens? He was either trolling the cops, or he was on some fucked up candy flip shit AND some strong ass alcohol. Or maybe he's just really fucking insane to begin with.


    I just wanted to post something silly in the midst of all the bad shit on the news lately. I can't take anymore shitty news.

    When I went back and read it again though, I realized he said aliens will invade next year, not 2048. So, I'm confused. How can he be from the year 2048 if aliens invade in 2018? Did he time travel twice? Or maybe they don't figure out how to time travel until the year 2048, so that's why it took him so long to come back to this year in order to warn us?? I don't know. I'm fucking confused. Someone clear this up for me. It would be really crazy if what he's saying is true though. A part of me kind of wants to believe it because it's a fun thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R-209 View Post
    Weren't we supposed to be destroyed by a rogue planet or something last month? Maybe these aliens deflected it.
    I don't think that planet actually exists. NASA has no record of it. Unless it's all a big conspiracy cover-up.

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    There *might* be some truth. Either that or its just alot of weird unexplained shit going on in the world.

    I halfway think it could be possible for life to exist on other planets.

    Time travel? IDK. I doubt that one but it would be cool af if it were possible.

    Remember that show Unsolved Mysteries? It was supposed to be based on real life stories. Damn near half the shows were related to aliens n shit. I used to get so spooked out watching that I'd sleep with my lights on and my closet doors open ---- cause I literally thought aliens would take me in my sleep lol (like the lights and open doors would stop them - haha irrational kid mind)

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    I halfway think it could be possible for life to exist on other planets.

    Remember that show Unsolved Mysteries? It was supposed to be based on real life stories. Damn near half the shows were related to aliens n shit. I used to get so spooked out watching that I'd sleep with my lights on and my closet doors open ---- cause I literally thought aliens would take me in my sleep lol (like the lights and open doors would stop them - haha irrational kid mind)
    Alien life is a virtual certainty. In fact, based on the one example we have (earth), simple life (as in pond scum) is probably all across the cosmos, complex life (as in lions, tigers, and bears) is probably a LOT more rare, and intelligent life (like us) is probably as rare as simple life is common.

    Alien visits to earth are a loooooooot more shakey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarletKitten View Post
    Haha, ikr! How fucked up do you have to be to seriously think you're from the year 2048 to deliver a message about aliens? He was either trolling the cops, or he was on some fucked up candy flip shit AND some strong ass alcohol. Or maybe he's just really fucking insane to begin with.


    I just wanted to post something silly in the midst of all the bad shit on the news lately. I can't take anymore shitty news.

    When I went back and read it again though, I realized he said aliens will invade next year, not 2048. So, I'm confused. How can he be from the year 2048 if aliens invade in 2018? Did he time travel twice? Or maybe they don't figure out how to time travel until the year 2048, so that's why it took him so long to come back to this year in order to warn us?? I don't know. I'm fucking confused. Someone clear this up for me. It would be really crazy if what he's saying is true though. A part of me kind of wants to believe it because it's a fun thought.
    Hes from 2048
    He was supposed to go back to 2018 but landed in 2017 instead
    He said the aliens filled him with alcohol so he could travel back
    But why then would they let him do that so he could warn us
    Also if the aliens invaded in 2018 he survived to 2048.

    Maybe he didnt taste good.

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    According to Tom Cruise, Aliens are already here.
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